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Oh man, Carmilla's here, oh my god. Dude, I'm gonna ask her out. Yeah I know she's shot down all YOU losers before, but that's just because she hasn't found a proper Manly Man like me 
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Oct 31, 2022 18:53
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Zombie Lowtax is about to throw down because a succubus started running her drat mouth
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Oct 31, 2022 18:54
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We're trying to put a cool video on the tv, but it just keeps producing these grumpy long-haired Japanese girls. We got 4 of them now, anyone speak the language so we can work out what to do?
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Oct 31, 2022 19:01
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poo poo, guys, here comes Medusa. NO, DON’T LOOK. Don’t look. She did her snakes up and got a nice fashionable chiton for the party and she wants people to notice. Just act cool and don’t look, ok, fellas? Fellas? FELLAS? *turns around to see they’ve turned to stone* WHAT DID I JUST SAY??!
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Oct 31, 2022 19:10
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Hey I think Pennywise and the Babdook are upstairs loving. I'm not spreading hate I'm just letting you know since somebody put all the coats in that room and I don't think we all want clown cum on them.
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Oct 31, 2022 19:13
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this plasma punch sucks
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Oct 31, 2022 20:05
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taking a spooky dookie so big it clogs the toilet so i sneak out the window
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Oct 31, 2022 20:15
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goatface posted:Who the gently caress has been eating all the toes and then putting the rest of the foot back in the bowl? Jillian poo poo posted:Zombie Lowtax
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Oct 31, 2022 20:18
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Slimer’s been trying to pull at my pud for the last hour. Sigh
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Oct 31, 2022 20:19
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can we get that kid in the window to stop saying THEY'RE HEEEERE everytime someone new shows up its been like 80 loving times we get it
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Oct 31, 2022 20:45
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Dracula is getting all self righteous again about how people shouldn't use the word "sucks".
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Oct 31, 2022 20:52
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I suggest avoiding the long hallway, the twin girls keep blocking it. Like can they figure out how to be scary in a less obstructive way?
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Oct 31, 2022 21:15
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superjew posted:I suggest avoiding the long hallway, the twin girls keep blocking it. Like can they figure out how to be scary in a less obstructive way? this is loving bullshit. the wasp woman did this last time and it took me weeks to clean up their nests i can't believe this
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Oct 31, 2022 21:25
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Can people stop turning on the lights in the back room, some of us are very light sensitive and you're excluding the looming darkness that exists around every campfire.
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Oct 31, 2022 21:27
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Wow, do NOT get caught in the kitchen. There's a human droning on about how he's the real monster.
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Oct 31, 2022 21:27
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Was going to take a leak and saw some guy in one of the bedrooms getting blown by someone in a bear costume. Like they left the door open and made awkward eye contact and everything. Like, if you wanna do furry stuff on your own time whatever, but hang a tie on the door or something, Christ
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Oct 31, 2022 21:32
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Linux Pirate posted:Dracula is getting all self righteous again about how people shouldn't use the word "sucks". gently caress Dracula. I know dating in your age bracket is hard when you're hundreds of years old, but its creepy as gently caress that he keeps bringing in teenage Twilight fans as dates. For gently caress's sake, last time he brought one it caused Freddy and Jason to get into a fight over who was going to get to Kill her.
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Oct 31, 2022 21:38
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Deki posted:gently caress Dracula. I know dating in your age bracket is hard when you're hundreds of years old, but its creepy as gently caress that he keeps bringing in teenage Twilight fans as dates. For gently caress's sake, last time he brought one it caused Freddy and Jason to get into a fight over who was going to get to Kill her. it’s especially dangerous because any one of them could turn out to be a Final Girl and outlive all her friends as we monsters get defeated thanks to plot armor it’s true we would all come back in the sequel but super inconvenient
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Oct 31, 2022 22:01
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Oct 31, 2022 22:01
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Played the game where you're blindfolded and put your hand into warm jello and people say it was brains. But this time is was actual brains!!!
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As if a switch had been turned, as if an eye had been blinked, as if some phantom force in the universe had made a move eons beyond our comprehension, suddenly, there was no trail! There was no giant, no monster party, no thing called "Douglas" to be followed. There was nothing in the tunnel but the puzzled men of courage, who suddenly found themselves alone with shadows and darkness! With the telegram, one cloud lifts, and another descends. Astronaut Frank Douglas, rescued, alive, well, and of normal size, some 8,000 miles away in a lifeboat, with no memory of where he has been, or how he was separated from his capsule! Then who, or what, has landed here? Is it here yet? Or has the cosmic switch been pulled? Case in point: The line between science fiction and science fact is microscopically thin! You have witnessed the line being shaved even thinner! But is the menace with us? Or is the monster gone?
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Saw that werewolf guy dragging his rear end in a top hat on the carpet. Not telling the host though.
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Oct 31, 2022 22:16
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who the gently caress invited slenderman
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does ANYONE have good cocaine i mean jesus FUUUCk
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Oct 31, 2022 22:19
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How does the fuckin Blob have a girlfriend and I don’t? This is bullshit.
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Oct 31, 2022 22:27
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chucky is holding but its mostly meth...and you know hes gonna want to tell you his life story jfc, you think you got problems charles? you think you are the only supernatural possessed toy with issues? gently caress, you arnt even the only possed toy at this party.
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Oct 31, 2022 22:27
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dracula is forcing us out the door. it's only 11:45pm and he's loving vacuuming and putting everything away. nobody wants those cocktail weiners dogg just throw them in the trash. please stop asking everyone about it
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Oct 31, 2022 22:30
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You can always tell when they do another Discovery Channel special about Bigfoot, because he starts demanding you call him Sasquatch. Just ignore him. He'll get over it in a month or two.
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Oct 31, 2022 22:43
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Deki posted:gently caress Dracula. I know dating in your age bracket is hard when you're hundreds of years old, but its creepy as gently caress that he keeps bringing in teenage Twilight fans as dates. For gently caress's sake, last time he brought one it caused Freddy and Jason to get into a fight over who was going to get to Kill her. corn haver posted:dracula is forcing us out the door. it's only 11:45pm and he's loving vacuuming and putting everything away. nobody wants those cocktail weiners dogg just throw them in the trash. please stop asking everyone about it Totally, Dracula is a tool.
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Oct 31, 2022 22:49
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Linux Pirate posted:Totally, Dracula is a tool. Half an hour ago Frankens--sorry, the monster--decided to start talking politics to show off how sophisticated he was or some poo poo, anyhow, he said something about how the name is officially Turkiye now and Drac overheard and just went on a loving tear about the Turks. Just all kinds of absolutely inhuman slurs. Bro it ain't 1500 any more, you can't just say that poo poo these days.
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Paramedics scream at me as they try to save the life of Wolfman who lies unconscious on the living room floor. "What did he take?! What did he take?!" "I don't know! I don't know! Nothing." "Come on think!" "gently caress, a weed cookie. He had a weed cookie. "What flavour?" "What?" "What flavour god dammit!" "Chocolate! It was chocolate."
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Oct 31, 2022 23:09
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Hey, Krampus got blow tested on the drive home and is stuck at the station. Apparently someone spiked the non-alcholic bodies. That's not cool, dudes, his wife is gonna go berserk.
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Oct 31, 2022 23:22
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Jabberlock posted:Played the game where you're blindfolded and put your hand into warm jello and people say it was brains. But this time is was actual brains!!! Ralph Crammed In posted:I keep slipping in bat poo poo uh can you guys stop hogging all the snacks pls
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Oct 31, 2022 23:24
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What's the deal with that "WE ARE ALL DOMESTIC TERRORISTS" banner they are hanging up? Also, I thought I saw some guy dressed up like Hitler, but he disappeared into the crowd before I could punch him in the face.
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Oct 31, 2022 23:26
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Okay, Pale Man, we loving get it. You have eyes on the palms of your hands. It was a cool party trick for the unsuspecting maybe the first two or three times. Now it’s just obnoxious. Give it a rest 
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Nosfer at you too buddy. loving slenderman clogged the toilet, again...
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Oct 31, 2022 23:51
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numberoneposter posted:who the gently caress invited slenderman is it “stand mysteriously off in the distance behind a tree peeking at you wearing a suit” slenderman or is it the “tentacles out looming over everyone while a high pitched noise plays” version
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Why are all the incubi and succubi wearing clothes? This isn't a fictional TV show where the hot demon people have to cover up to protect the children.
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