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Yaldabaoth posted:Why are all the incubi and succubi wearing clothes? This isn't a fictional TV show where the hot demon people have to cover up to protect the children. eh they’re naked at work this is free time
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what the hell did Cerberus get into? hes puking all over the gosh darn place.
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Nov 1, 2022 00:13
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The puddle of puke in the bathroom is just the Blob watching people use the toilet.
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Nov 1, 2022 00:19
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listen, frankenstein's monster is a great guy but i swear to god he hasn't showered once in his life
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Nov 1, 2022 00:25
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Candyman really needs to take responsibility for his bees, I've been stung twice and the abominable snowman is allergic to bees.
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Pinhead is trying to mack on chucky’s gf but has a cube of cheddar stuck on his chin lmao
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Nov 1, 2022 00:42
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I don't care how much salt you put in there, a backyard pool is no place for a great white. It's not even a real monster, just a loving random shark you summoned from the ocean. poo poo. Is there anyone here who really likes seafood?
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Nov 1, 2022 00:47
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Good God, who thought you could have a party with only energy drinks.
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Nov 1, 2022 01:04
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Keep making dick suck jokes, rear end in a top hat. I loving dare you! Yeah I have two mouths, so what? I was born this way. And yeah, my head represents male domination over women, sexist much?
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Nov 1, 2022 01:12
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Wolfman is drinking out of the toilet again
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So, you're a Blemee, that's interes- Hey, my eyes are up here! I know where yours are; that's no excuse to stare at my tits!
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Nov 1, 2022 01:29
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okay who brought zaat as their plus one? he trashed the gently caress out of the medicine cabinet!
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Nov 1, 2022 01:40
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Vhat? I'm just saying I think she's sexy. Vhat's so vrong vith that? Yes vhen she vas bitten she vas only 14 but now she's 27.
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Nov 1, 2022 01:52
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"Oh hey Jigsaw. Yeah, everything's great, staying in school and all that. Appreciating life and whatever." "What do you mean she 'put you in a cage'?" "Oh gently caress off with that! God, I'd rather listen to Wolfman talk about crypto again than whatever you two have going on."
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Wall Balls posted:okay who brought zaat as their plus one? he trashed the gently caress out of the medicine cabinet! Yeah he loving sucks, dude is a literal capital N Nazi which is the kind of behavior you'd expect, but c'mon. Jillian poo poo posted:Dracula gave me full blown AIDS He's the worst. Anyone want to go ditch and smoke a bowl? I got a dank nug from some guy named Jordy Verrill.
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Jillian poo poo posted:Dracula gave me full blown AIDS He's in his experimental "vampirism as a metaphor for STDs" phase. He decided that "vampirsm as a metaphor for the rich" has gone too mainstream.
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Nov 1, 2022 03:25
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goatface posted:Why did we agree to host this thing in a building with such low ceilings? There are squatch and yeti getting neck and back injuries, ghosts floating halfway through the ceiling, plaster being ripped off by horns, and any time the hopping vampire wants to move someone has to carry him so he doesn't get a concussion. If you can think of a better way to keep Slenderman out I'd like to hear it.
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I just gotta say, whoever that loving werewolf is I think he's hogging the goddamn lines. I'm not gonna be around at midnight when all the loving heavy hitters start calling my man, Feratu, for an up. This is horseshit
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Nov 1, 2022 05:09
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seriously, are all you chucklefucks not worried about the powder?! And who keeps loving playing bobbie pickett. Turn that poo poo off.
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Nov 1, 2022 05:10
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There are a bunch of hot babes here but they're all brand ambassadors for Monster Energy. They are on the clock and they don't actually like you.
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Nov 1, 2022 05:31
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I thought cultists would throw a sick party but this is basically just church. gently caress, this sucks.
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Deki posted:I thought cultists would throw a sick party but this is basically just church. gently caress, this sucks. The only thing cultist throw is dynamite.
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Nov 1, 2022 05:54
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i wouldn't have worn white if i'd known there'd be blood sprinklers
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Nov 1, 2022 06:08
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well, another year another let down. yo, let me know when the mayor of halloween town gets in tomorrow my boy has a hookup that will turn his frown fuckin sideways
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Nov 1, 2022 07:47
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Standing out back in the pouring rain working on your tenth cigarette of the night, see wolfman walk out into the yard and piss on a tree before heading back inside. Whip your half empty tallboy at a fence and ask yourself why you’re still here at this lousy thing
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Nov 1, 2022 09:12
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didn't even get invited this year cause got cancelled off all socials i mean that's what being a monster is about right???
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Booty Pageant posted:didn't even get invited this year cause got cancelled off all socials Look there's being a monster, then there's "I have numerous credible accusations of sexual assault from the 90's vampire craze." You've always been creepy Vlad. We're just holding you accountable.
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Nov 1, 2022 09:44
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Omg you should've been here earlier when Morticia Addams arrived and saw Elvira totally copied her outfit only modified to show off her huge titties. It was the most epic side-eye I swear to loving god.
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Nov 1, 2022 10:17
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Ad by Khad posted:can we get that kid in the window to stop saying THEY'RE HEEEERE everytime someone new shows up I ran out to get my phone from my car and when I returned she's all "they're baaAAAAaaaack...!"
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Nov 1, 2022 10:21
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Deki posted:gently caress Dracula. I know dating in your age bracket is hard when you're hundreds of years old, but its creepy as gently caress that he keeps bringing in teenage Twilight fans as dates. For gently caress's sake, last time he brought one it caused Freddy and Jason to get into a fight over who was going to get to Kill her. And he's already got three wives already for pete's sake!
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Nov 1, 2022 10:23
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Whoa, shh shh shh! Look over there but try not to stare. See that woman Frankenstein's with...? That's NOT his bride!
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No poo poo, that's his bride upstairs taking moustache rides from that weird eastern Russian thing.
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I thought the last door on the left was the bathroom and I ended up totally walking in on Art the clown and The Thing loving. Awkward...
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I was about to be offended at that vampire that came dressed as a Nazi, but then someone told me he actually WAS a Nazi back in the 40s, so I guess that's not so bad. No, the 1840s! Of course I mean in the 1940s! Maybe it's because it's the one time of year he gets to wear it in public and people just think it's a costume. I mean, look at us. We're monsters all year long but the one night we're just out and open about it is the one night that everyone thinks it's just a costume. I don't know if that's irony or what, but that's where we are. Listen, spread it around that I'm heading out to pick up some 'classic italian-style', if you know what I mean. Yeah, 'Count Swastikula' goin' to be flying with a limp for a while if he's not gone by the time I get back. JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 10:44 on Nov 1, 2022 |
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HEY GUYS HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THAT I CRASHED
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Let's just say Glorbulax was a female tree-beast and my depravity knew no bounds...
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:HEY GUYS HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THAT I CRASHED Sighs dramatically You were invited, Al. You really need to get over your persecution complex. Yes, space monsters are real monsters. Yes, we all think so. Yes, all of us. The Wolfman's comment was out of line, but he was drunk, he already apologized, and it was five years ago. Stop acting like we're trying to exclude you.
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Wolfman just broke his back trying to do a kegstand like he was still in his 20s. ...do we send him to a vet, or a doctor?
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