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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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tpumr

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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that frog is giving ZERO fucks

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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R. Donal Trumpivaw

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1587230624544223232

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1587239228739530752

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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https://twitter.com/bartleby_era/status/1586353945618046977

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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https://twitter.com/AllezLesBoulez/status/1587240679448743941

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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the movie Ghostbusters alleged that ghosts were horny for Dan Ackroyd

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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quick question: has trump been added back to twitter?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Spaced God posted:

Didn't he go to Siberia because he wanted to cold turkey off benzos and every western doctor was like "that literally will kill you"

he did not willingly go there. his daughter was romantically involved with notorious sex trafficker Andrew "Cobra" Tate and the time and they colluded to kidnap and ship him to russia to detox, then brought him to serbia where they fed him an all-beef diet for months.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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scully: victim died of multiple skin cancers
mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the turpm alien?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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amazing how far this thing got without anyone saying "this is really loving stupid, we should not do this"

https://twitter.com/jonbernhardt/status/1587475594501038080

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
that thing clearly started out as "what if we did a non-binary romeo and juliet?" which is at least a somewhat interesting idea and then someone tried to add on their own idea and it went immediately off the rails

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

what's amazing is that elon has two goals (1) have people pay attention to elon, and (2) make money and he could satisfy both of them by being the anti-trump #resistence head of twitter but he's too dumb to figure that out

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Mokelumne Trekka posted:

I dunno I've always suspected Elon has a long-term project in mind for America which involves tearing down unions and settling scores with left wing groups

sure, but you can easily do that as an I'm With Her #Resistance hero

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
we talkin soft boil or hard boil here?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Les pantalons rouge, c'est la France! ~ Eugène Étienne, former French Minister of War

https://twitter.com/StyledApe/status/1587492752819998726

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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tfw you have the proper class background to enable you to add scrambled egg to your meal

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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cooking your own eggs? that's for chumps. get someone to cook them for you! art of the deal :smugdon:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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new kind of cat posted:

i demand both buddykins and plinkey cook food for the thread

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
in awe of this guy's desire to get every coder working for him to quit

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587499283573530625

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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of course, that would mean that putin would only have to pay like $0.60/mo for his check

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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tacodaemon posted:

lol the whole purpose of verification was because people were pretending to be famous celebrities, and then it got way out of hand and now people have the idea that the blue tag makes you a fancy elite or whatever

early on in the verification days when twitter was courting journalistic outlets they started handing out verification to everyone who worked at the outlet, so I know some people who are complete randos but have verified accounts because they were working as interns at the WaPo or Buzzfeed or whatever in like 2011 when this was going on

yeah the reason @ByYourLogic is verified is that he was a writer for cafe.com at the time they were handing those out

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Ages posted:

elon, allow us to change another user's profile for :10bux: a pop (and make them pay to change it back)

see this is an idea that would actually make him money


completely nuts that lowtax was better at monetizing a website

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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and if he tries to get the engineering team to work around the clock to create his "pay according to your local purchasing power" idea he'll end up with three people left working there who can't get hired anywhere else

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Bethamphetamine posted:

Can I pay to verify using bitcoin? Which country's bitcoin gets the best exchange rate?

oh god this is probably what he means by "adjusted to your local purchasing power". you'll have to buy dogecoins to get the checkmark.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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"elon, the first thing you've gotta do is ban these air force accounts...."

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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it's also very funny that elon seems to be coming up with these business ideas in the last 48 hours after having the better part of a year to plan for this website acquisition that he definitely wanted

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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WrasslorMonkey posted:

Why are the urinals casting shadows but not the women pissing into them, lol

vampissers

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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i would simply not go into debt with the guy known for sending assassins to saw apart his enemies

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/johnsemley3000/status/1587557902939820032

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
when trump does die, and many people are saying he already has, you're hearing it more and more, there will be dozens of political cartoons of him standing outside the pearly gates which will be closed and labelled "WALL"

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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