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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
those boobert results are from last night

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Basebf555 posted:

That Boebert post could easily just be a "I'm totally not upset, I still trust Jesus, this is totally fine!" post rather than an indicator that she's gonna win.

shes deranged op. thats why she said that

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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also apparently shes like 4'9? lmao

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Filthy Hans posted:

has anyone ever called you Beeftwatter

many such cases

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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tup tup tup tup tup tup tuptuptuptuptuptuptuptup tup

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Love to get murdered by my supervisor because I fell below the tacos per hour threshold

"prior corrective action" lol

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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tacodaemon posted:

I wonder if linguists have a term for this sort of thing

"pedantry", op

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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petit choux posted:

Which is in fact what my card reader girlfriend used to say back in the 80s.

didn't realize microsd was that old

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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all of these people are completely miserable lol

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Vim Fuego posted:

Some kind of vapor? A plasma, miasma? A cloud that hates?

didn't kirk blow that up

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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they had a moment of silence for 9/11 during filming while dana carvey was in the turtle suit

i hate that i actually looked it up but its true

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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lol they gave it to their dog

thats animal abuse

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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i,love ”Trump!“

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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do you think mike lindell is thinkin about rocks

i bet hes thinkin about rocks

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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donnythumbs

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Italy has a female president

Sergio Mattarella is a man

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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hahaha

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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:yooge: and they said to me, they said, Sir, i don't think you should run for president again. they said that. they said that! and i said, you're right. i said they're right. you know why? i'm already the president

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Thesaurus posted:

Did he say anything funny or just same old tired bullshit

Ronny Tinkles

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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no hes alive with cholesterol and mustard

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
tup

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Glumwheels posted:

Playing right into elons hand, this is a dumb publicity stunt to cover for Twitter falling apart

At least the advertisers won’t buy it and this will just drive more away

actually it's to cover a tesla recall where *checks notes* the goddamn brake lights stop working randomly but hey

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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elon is jealous of his posting power (pp)

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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tacodaemon posted:

I didn't know it was possible for me to hate anyone like I hate Elon Musk

its a strange but liberating feeling

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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lmao the timestamps on tweets are breaking already

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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tacodaemon posted:

people like to poo poo all over this Stancil guy but he's not really wrong here




he's right but it goes way beyond that. the tech founder posing, the "hardcore engineering", the hair plugs, girdles, exploding cars, "reinventing the internet" with satellites that ruin the night sky, etc.

lots to hate on there and the lump of poo poo deserves every bit

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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also yeah go have a fun tacodaemon :)

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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going back for more trumbo

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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General Bullshit posted:

Twitter is way more buggy now. I get a reoccurring bug where it tells me the quoted tweet isn't available anymore.

thats been happening all month. elon laid off like 98% of the infrastructure staff

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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emaciated stephen spielberg

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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lol this is absolutely nothing compared to the world cup server load. when they had 900 engineers on infrastructure staff last time the site still went down

twitter is insanely popular in parts of the world where soccer is too. they rightly don't give two fucks about tuptups

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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twitter breaking is not a question of "if" it's a "when"

that will probably be tomorrow or maybe monday

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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more like fattest animal on the planet lol

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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tacodaemon posted:

lol I'm in a cab heading to a local band's record release party but I still can't stop cspam poasting

taco have some fun for me my doggo hurt his back so i can't even go to the drat bathroom

...its becoming a problem

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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tacodaemon posted:

lol hey everybody Beeftweeter can't invoke "P"!

the dump production act is running full steam ahead without me :smith:

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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per cnn one guy also had a nazi armband

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Ben Nerevarine posted:

he died very badly, on the toilet, multiple sources have confirmed

like a dog!

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Probably, I’ve heard people irl say weird poo poo like “would you want people you don’t know walking on your street?” though so modern American alienation is a real thing

lol i usually don't know anyone walking around on my street (its a very big street) but i randomly saw like 3 people i went to high school with, chatted for a bit and then never saw them again

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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i dont think shes laughing. it looks like she is pretending to laugh

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Joementum posted:

the twitter braintrust speedrunning lowtax have now invented ramping probes

https://twitter.com/Jason/status/1594161989290708992

this guy is a loving idiot creep (monitor is on)

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