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ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1586888674293211137

he says he did it on gamecube and wanted to see if it worked in real life. i dont know much about nascar but if everyone tried this it would be uhhh interesting

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
More like :gas:car haha gottem

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Yeah poo poo the outside lane was faster the whole time. Who knew? :shrug:

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

My grandfather used to do that on the interstate hammered as poo poo on Old Mil with me bouncing around in the back. Man was a saint

lovestick
Feb 11, 2006

~30303030303~


Turn left Dale nooooooooooo.....

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

gently caress yeah he did. And if the NASCAR governing body tries to overturn the result, the amount of people rioting will make January 6 look like a small town meeting. That move is the spirit of NASCAR.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Modulo16 posted:

gently caress yeah he did. And if the NASCAR governing body tries to overturn the result, the amount of people rioting will make January 6 look like a small town meeting. That move is the spirit of NASCAR.

They should do it so we can watch redneckbeards riot over something completely stupid and pointless.

girl befriender
Sep 22, 2014

by vyelkin
when the repair bills come back

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Yaldabaoth posted:

They should do it so we can watch redneckbeards riot over something completely stupid and pointless.

Or they shouldn’t do it, and embrace the pure redneckery of that stunt because that’s what NASCAR is about.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
It made him qualify for Championships so yeah

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

most drivers slow down there but that guy made the bold move to speed up, upending decades of nascar strategy

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


turn left Dale!! yes!!!!!!

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Better hope they don't figure out you're allowed to do the MarioKart trick of driving around to the back of the finish line

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022
wow maybe rubbin really was racin all along

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




loving bullshit rubberbanding AI

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

That’s pretty fuckin wild, I have to say.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Rules tbh

High risk high reward sometimes gamblers win

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Yet still no games on junkstation

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
Holy poo poo a new nascar meta?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





What’s next, turning right?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Sophy Wackles posted:

What’s next, turning right?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG2OcW_Hwkg

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Holy poo poo people talking about NASCAR on the forums is it 2006 already?

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Justin Godscock posted:

Holy poo poo people talking about NASCAR on the forums is it 2006 already?

hot take: cars go fast real loud and sometimes crash* is fun to watch


*mostly people don't die anymore

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
thats the first cool thing nascar has done OP!

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

NASCAR is a music festival without the music and the only drugs are meth and biker crank

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Let's go Brandon lolol nascar

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

deep dish peat moss posted:

NASCAR is a music festival without the music and the only drugs are meth and biker crank

so

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

That was just a summary of NASCAR for the uninitiated, not a condemnation of NASCAR

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
That's a sicknasty maneuver. :patriot:

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

they should put wheels on the side of the car so it's easier to do that

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

There should also be some guys on motorcycles swinging baseball bats and chains at the cars

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Remember that southpark episode where Cartman drinks a bunch of lube or something to get dumber because he wants to be dumb to be good at nascar lol

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

They could make the entire country love NASCAR for the first time ever with a few OSHA rule changes lol

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Okay, here me out: Multi-level NASCAR. A track that is nothing but multiple tracks stacked on top of one another and each one is a car-width lane with walls just a few inches from the car on each side (left-right, not front-back, in case I wasn't clear). One track for each car.

Nothing but this scene for the entire race.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

just add like 300lbs to minimum weight and stick tires all around every car like a small boat and let them hit each other.

I'll tune into network tv for the first time in 30 years

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Allow the drivers to drop banana peels behind them to cause other cars to spin out.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Luv 2 drive in a circle competitively

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Driver thought they were chanting “Kill the wall! I’ll the wall!”

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
He shoulda reversed over finish line for an instant win

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

deep dish peat moss posted:

NASCAR is a music festival without the music and the only drugs are meth and biker crank

what about Busch Light? There’s tons of that too

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