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Justin Godscock posted:Holy poo poo people talking about NASCAR on the forums is it 2006 already? Legitimately dated someone around that time who was into nascar w/ family It's crazy boring 9.9/10
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NASCAR cars with wheels mounted to the outside corners of the car so they can go around the outside all the time without destroying the vehiclem
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Nov 1, 2022 15:34
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Better yet. Some kind of feature sticking out of the walls that if they get too close it tears the right weels off
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they will modify the wall to have gaps so that it isnt like a pinball running against a ball guide and that will be that it was cool but the wall is a safety feature and not really part of the track. nascar won't want to encourage it
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a rule named after you to ban that thing you did one time is the coolest achievement in sports winning a championship means you beat some other guys. having your own rule means you beat the sport.
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boar guy posted:they will modify the wall to have gaps so that it isnt like a pinball running against a ball guide and that will be that most tracks and even short tracks are already like this. or the outside lane is a racing lane so would be blocked with racing cars. this was an errant bit of magic that could only happen at this and maybe 1 or 2 other short tracks
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Nov 1, 2022 19:23
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:most tracks and even short tracks are already like this. or the outside lane is a racing lane so would be blocked with racing cars. this was an errant bit of magic that could only happen at this and maybe 1 or 2 other short tracks excuse me, per the driver interview this was a practiced manuever, not magic
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:or the outside lane is a racing lane so would be blocked with racing cars. Pretty sure the race cars go on the track smart guy.
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Drone_Fragger posted:NASCAR cars with wheels mounted to the outside corners of the car so they can go around the outside all the time without destroying the vehiclem with motors on some of them that will boost the speed randomly
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Nov 1, 2022 22:57
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has anyone tested the driver for OP's disease?
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You get a time penalty in Forza horizon 5 online for doing this. Someone tell Xbox about this immediately!
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I don't think microsoft governs the rules of nascar
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Nascar's ultimate evolution. Slotcars.
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Drone_Fragger posted:NASCAR cars with wheels mounted to the outside corners of the car so they can go around the outside all the time without destroying the vehiclem https://twitter.com/SZipadelli/status/1587800226152202240?s=20&t=kmi21uwETM5tP5-eeny8Ig
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Nov 2, 2022 15:12
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Thanks to my ultimate technique I have become the top racist at Nascar
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It's legitimately funny that one of nascars biggest legends died because his car turned the wrong way.
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Motherfucker posted:Thanks to my ultimate technique I have become the top racist at Nascar A true champion.
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Motherfucker posted:Thanks to my ultimate technique I have become the top racist at Nascar oh dope posted:It's legitimately funny that one of nascars biggest legends died because his car turned the wrong way. two instances of going hard right
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Bad Purchase posted:two instances of going hard right heh
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Motherfucker posted:Thanks to my ultimate technique I have become the top racist at Nascar Kyle Larson's SA account is confirmed.
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Milo and POTUS posted:I don't think microsoft governs the rules of nascar I’m gonna ask Phil, we’ll see about that buddy.
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oh dope posted:It's legitimately funny that one of nascars biggest legends died because his car turned the wrong way. also he was a dumbass who "liked his belts loose" lol
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Motherfucker posted:Thanks to my ultimate technique I have become the top racist at Nascar
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:also he was a dumbass who "liked his belts loose" lol and also fiercely resisted HANS devices, a life saving piece of kit that basically all motorsports use now, and once saved me from almost certain paralysis when we center punched a tree last year in a Quebec rally
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:and also fiercely resisted HANS devices, a life saving piece of kit that basically all motorsports use now, and once saved me from almost certain paralysis when we center punched a tree last year in a Quebec rally Yeah fiercely resisting a HANS device is like saying “parachutes are for pussies” when you’re doing aerobatics in a lovely old plane. Like, do what you want but good luck scraping yourself off the pavement if something goes sour.
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Dale Earnhardt Memorial F-Zero Energy Damage Bumpers Sponsored by Coke Zero.   Dale Earnhardt Junior Memorial F-Zero Energy Recovery Zones Sponsored by Cherry Coke Zero . Then you take the music from Fire Fields, looped in remembrance,, and together we can Save our Sport!
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oh dope posted:It's legitimately funny that one of nascars biggest legends died because his car turned the wrong way. It's kind of crazy how he basically got decapitated even though he just kind of mushed into the wall at a relatively low speed, apparently his head was hanging down in front of his body like a deflated balloon when the other driver found him
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Well if you're going to go out, go out a legend and not an old geezer.
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Toxic Mental posted:It's kind of crazy how he basically got decapitated even though he just kind of mushed into the wall at a relatively low speed, apparently his head was hanging down in front of his body like a deflated balloon when the other driver found him Helmets are heavy when you're going fast & it takes much less force than you'd expect when it's a head-on impact without a HANS device (named in honor of the die hard 1 bad guy) Basilar skull fracture used to be the cause of death for a lot of racing drivers, it's where the whiplash and weight of the helmet essentially pulls your brainstem loose people wearing HANS devices have hit concrete walls at 180 and been relatively okay f.ex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hW5MpdA5Cg driver had a broken ankle after that wreck and was racing again about 6 weeks later, iirc funeral home DJ posted:Yeah fiercely resisting a HANS device is like saying “parachutes are for pussies” when you’re doing aerobatics in a lovely old plane. Like, do what you want but good luck scraping yourself off the pavement if something goes sour. Especially considering there had already been years of proven efficacy of it! He didn't like it because he couldn't turn his head as much and thought it was dumb, UltraBoomer thought. It was developed in the early 80s, and not all, but most driver deaths across all series in the preceding two decades before (and including) Earnhardt's death could've been avoided by their use of one as by then the unprotected human neck was by far the weakest link in race safety equipment by that point. Wu Was Right. BTW I'm assuming you know this but for people who don't: After Earnhardt's death its use was mandated in NASCAR, as well as nearly every other series that was still slacking on it. Everything under the FIA requires one now. Even amateur stuff will tend to require one if you're doing anything that's getting up to speeds that warrant their use. FirstnameLastname fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Nov 3, 2022 |
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FirstnameLastname posted:Helmets are heavy when you're going fast & it takes much less force than you'd expect when it's a head-on impact without a HANS device (named in honor of the die hard 1 bad guy) yeah HANS are cool as gently caress and Dale was not cool as gently caress, he was old racecar driver as gently caress. I learned to cut, grind and solder stained glass in a basement in Dayton, Ohio while my grandpa smoked cigarettes and watched stock car racing on a pushbutton TV, hell yeah I watch NASCAR.
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You add coaster wheels to the side as shown above, but ALSO add a tin opener so that it rips open the barrier behind you so no other fucker can use it.
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NASCAR is boring as poo poo but man, this is awesome and lol it worked. This is probably going to get banned right?
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Who cares, he gonna get a rule named after him.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Who cares, he gonna get a rule named after him. That'd be cool if his name was rear end Face
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The rear end Face rule.
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they should definitely call it the nascar 05 gamecube rule
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sigher posted:NASCAR is boring as poo poo but man, this is awesome and lol it worked. This is probably going to get banned right? i can't see why or how. it's not the first time a car has crossed the finish line in a state that could be described as "crashing". they may change a track guarding configuration or two due to this but those change so often and for multitudinous reasons it could may have already been planned for safety upgrades before any of this
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