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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Gross. Who wants something named figgy. Figgy sounds gross.

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Figgy was just the polite, victorian way of saying loving.

Ok, not really.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

a deece 5 figgys

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Stop making threads you loving suck at it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You don't want a pudding that tastes a bit like figs?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

goatface posted:

You don't want a pudding that tastes a bit like figs?

I might, might, have a little figgy pudding.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Literally A Person posted:

Gross. Who wants something named figgy. Figgy sounds gross.

Do you not like things in the manner of fig?

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Literally A Person posted:

Gross. Who wants something named figgy. Figgy sounds gross.

Imagine if the entire song was about figgy pudding

I've been working on the lyrics for a couple of years now but they are not ready to be shared

it mostly consists of me singing "bring me some figgy pudding" in increasingly angry tones

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

The milky sap of the fig plant is an irritant to human skin, much like my own personal milky sap.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Figgy Pop.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Linux Pirate posted:

Do you not like things in the manner of fig?

Love fig. Hate figgy. Detest the figgy.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
What about Foggy Pudding?

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

goatface posted:

What about Foggy Pudding?

What about Fidgety Pudding?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
fig you op

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
If you won't eat figgy pudding, would you eat spotted dick?

naem
May 29, 2011

Peggy Edson posted:

a deece 5 figgys

I’m a thousandaire

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

PureEvil6_13 posted:

If you won't eat figgy pudding, would you eat spotted dick?

Dick of what???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMbSDvGwA_Q

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Linux Pirate posted:

Do you not like things in the manner of fig?

You mean inserted up an anus?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

You mean inserted up an anus?

Naughty Figgy

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Figgy Diggy

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Imagine someone spitingly saying Figgy Pud

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I stopped eating Fig Newtons when I realized they had basically the same texture as cat litter because of all the seeds. I loving hate eating seeds. Figgy pudding sounds gross to me.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Figgy posting

corn haver
Mar 28, 2020

Literally A Person posted:

Imagine someone spitingly saying Figgy Pud
I can smell the hot steaming figgy pud from a mile away

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

I. M. Gei posted:

I stopped eating Fig Newtons when I realized they had basically the same texture as cat litter

:thunk:

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Literally A Person posted:

Love fig. Hate figgy. Detest the figgy.

I have some bad news about Britons and their love of the long-e (ē) sound.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

He meant used cat litter.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Figs are literally loving delicious you buffoon. :ohdear:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Figs are literally loving delicious you buffoon. :ohdear:

I'll eat a wet sloppy bucket of figs but I ain't eating a drat teaspoon of figgy.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Literally A Person posted:

I'll eat a wet sloppy bucket of figs but I ain't eating a drat teaspoon of figgy.

I’ve actually only heard of the pudding in that one song from scroodge mcduck or whatever, it might be gross, you might be right. :bighow:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I’ve actually only heard of the pudding in that one song from scroodge mcduck or whatever, it might be gross, you might be right. :bighow:

but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for

turn off the light

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Go gnaw on a toad in the hole, OP.

But seriously, yeah you're right. The poms also have "sticky date pudding."

Chainclaw
Feb 14, 2009

when I googled "figgy pudding" this thread was the only result, you made it up

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Just shut up and bring some right here.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Chainclaw posted:

when I googled "figgy pudding" this thread was the only result, you made it up

Now to monetize it!!

:yeshaha:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sounds good

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

You're sick. SICK.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Figgy Smalls - Big Pudding

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
figgetabboutit

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