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Mozi posted:figgetabboutit Never. You can't make me.
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# ? Nov 3, 2022 20:03 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 15:24 |
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Literally A Person posted:Never. You can't make me. you know... back in the mob, we used to put figs in a sock and beat people with it just sayin'
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# ? Nov 3, 2022 20:10 |
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Figgy, figgy, figgy, can't you see?
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# ? Nov 3, 2022 20:17 |
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How can you have figgy pudding if you don't eat your figgy meat?
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# ? Nov 3, 2022 20:41 |
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Now bring us some friggin' pudding or we'll piss in your beer.
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# ? Nov 3, 2022 20:43 |
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Chainclaw posted:when I googled "figgy pudding" this thread was the only result, you made it up Hmmm. This is the first Google result for me, followed by others that aren't this thread: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figgy_pudding
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 06:18 |
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Figgy Pudding, also known as Plum Pudding, doesn't have to have figs or plums in it even if you are preparing it the traditional way. You can just put any old dry fruit in there and it still counts. Pretty hosed up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qauMSeqWpU
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 09:24 |
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My family had some Brits over one time when I was young for Christmas dinner and it was all British-style. They made a thing called "Christmas pudding", which in true stupidass Brit fashion was just a lovely cake absolutely DOUSED in whiskey and then set on fire, so you get to taste of charred carbon flecks, fruitcake and whiskey mixed together. It tasted, much like every British food, like they hated cooking.
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 10:00 |
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Good christmas pudding is quite nice - it's like if you take a fruit cake and make it more interesting by soaking it in booze and storing it for long enough to make the dough taste like mixed dried fruit (and rum). Somehow better than it sounds - though it does benefit from custard. I didn't taste the stuff until a few years ago, and I'll be buying one for Christmas again this year, even if they are a bit hard to find here. Sticky date pudding was also surprisingly good the one time I've had it - though yeah I struggle to think of a food with a more suggestive name. Computer viking fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Nov 4, 2022 |
# ? Nov 4, 2022 10:30 |
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The concept of pudding seems to encompass almost any lump of semi solid food, Perhaps we should make a pudding alignment chart to sort them out.
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 11:51 |
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I think one of the reasons Christmas pudding qualifies as pudding and not cake is that you're supposed to wrap it in something waterproof and boil it instead of baking it - but I'm neither English nor a puddologist.
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 13:24 |
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Boil all the flavor out
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 13:33 |
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No, boil all the flavours in. The point of it is to taste of concentrated everything.
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 13:43 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8mt9Ogzi_Y
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 14:09 |
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BRING ME SOME FIGGY PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 20:44 |
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Computer viking posted:Good christmas pudding is quite nice - it's like if you take a fruit cake and make it more interesting by soaking it in booze and storing it for long enough to make the dough taste like mixed dried fruit (and rum). Somehow better than it sounds - though it does benefit from custard. I didn't taste the stuff until a few years ago, and I'll be buying one for Christmas again this year, even if they are a bit hard to find here. This is all completely wrong by the way, it tastes like poo poo. Don't believe his lies.
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 21:30 |
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I like the girls with the figgy puddy
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 22:41 |
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Computer viking posted:Sticky date pudding was also surprisingly good the one time I've had it - though yeah I struggle to think of a food with a more suggestive name. It'd go weĺl with spotted dick.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 20:55 |
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I've seriously added tinned pudding and custard to my shopping list after watching this to the end.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 20:57 |
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Computer viking posted:though yeah I struggle to think of a food with a more suggestive name. Toad in the hole.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 21:49 |
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Figgy
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 04:03 |
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May your figgin be placed upon a spike
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 04:08 |
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How many did you get when you were a forum cop lap
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 04:19 |
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Smugworth posted:How many did you get when you were a forum cop lap Not allowed to disclose but I can tell you we got paid for every hour of probe we handed out. And if we didn't meet our quotas at the end of the month the chief would be all over our rear end.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 04:33 |
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Just as I suspected.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 05:35 |
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did anyone bring the figgy pudding yet
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 16:10 |
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This is very triggering for me since they canceled Tocu and Bertie. We need more bold creators like Haddish who, to my knowledge, has done nothing wrong other than neglecting the glorious Figgy.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 16:20 |
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You do you OP, I meanwhile will be enjoying some... ... Six figgy pudding
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 17:11 |
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bagmonkey posted:did anyone bring the figgy pudding yet Here, try my wrinkly date.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 17:38 |
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bagmonkey posted:did anyone bring the figgy pudding yet
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 17:42 |
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Because my dad would describe me with a word that sounded like figgy I got in trouble in kindergarten for saying a slur when we sang that song.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 20:15 |
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god americans trying to talk about british food are so embarrassing
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:03 |
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:god americans trying to talk about british food are so embarrassing HEY THIS GUY LIKES FIGGY!!! GET HIM
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:05 |
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Anyone who wouldn't eat free pudding is a monster.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:09 |
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Literally A Person posted:HEY THIS GUY LIKES FIGGY!!! GET HIM youre fuckin right i do
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 22:13 |
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:god americans trying to talk about british food are so embarrassing Tell us about your favorite figgy pudding. And does it give you ?
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 22:19 |
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Buggery
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 23:03 |
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Take a ship's biscuit, place it in a stout canvas bag Pound it with a marlin-spike for half an hour Add bits of pork fat, plums, figs, rum, currants Send it to the galley, and serve it up with bosun's grog That's a Figgy-Dowdy. Now shut the hell up and close the thread.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 23:11 |
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:god americans trying to talk about british food are so embarrassing did you bring the figgy pudding
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# ? Nov 7, 2022 15:06 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 15:24 |
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Cabal Ties posted:Buggery Mulaney Power Move posted:Take a ship's biscuit, place it in a stout canvas bag Arrrrrrrrr! buggery (giving, so it not be's gay, to the landlubber tied to the mainmast, arrrrrr!) and Figgy-Dowdy on the high seas, life arrrrrren't 'arrrrrrrrrf bad Cap'n, arrrrrrrrrr!
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# ? Nov 7, 2022 16:32 |