Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mozi posted:

figgetabboutit

Never. You can't make me.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

Never. You can't make me.

you know... back in the mob, we used to put figs in a sock and beat people with it

just sayin'

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
Figgy, figgy, figgy, can't you see?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
How can you have figgy pudding if you don't eat your figgy meat?

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Now bring us some friggin' pudding or we'll piss in your beer.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Chainclaw posted:

when I googled "figgy pudding" this thread was the only result, you made it up

Hmmm. This is the first Google result for me, followed by others that aren't this thread:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figgy_pudding

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Figgy Pudding, also known as Plum Pudding, doesn't have to have figs or plums in it even if you are preparing it the traditional way. You can just put any old dry fruit in there and it still counts. Pretty hosed up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qauMSeqWpU

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

My family had some Brits over one time when I was young for Christmas dinner and it was all British-style. They made a thing called "Christmas pudding", which in true stupidass Brit fashion was just a lovely cake absolutely DOUSED in whiskey and then set on fire, so you get to taste of charred carbon flecks, fruitcake and whiskey mixed together.



It tasted, much like every British food, like they hated cooking.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Good christmas pudding is quite nice - it's like if you take a fruit cake and make it more interesting by soaking it in booze and storing it for long enough to make the dough taste like mixed dried fruit (and rum). Somehow better than it sounds - though it does benefit from custard. I didn't taste the stuff until a few years ago, and I'll be buying one for Christmas again this year, even if they are a bit hard to find here.

Sticky date pudding was also surprisingly good the one time I've had it - though yeah I struggle to think of a food with a more suggestive name.

Computer viking fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Nov 4, 2022

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST
The concept of pudding seems to encompass almost any lump of semi solid food, Perhaps we should make a pudding alignment chart to sort them out.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

I think one of the reasons Christmas pudding qualifies as pudding and not cake is that you're supposed to wrap it in something waterproof and boil it instead of baking it - but I'm neither English nor a puddologist.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Boil all the flavor out

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
No, boil all the flavours in. The point of it is to taste of concentrated everything.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8mt9Ogzi_Y

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
BRING ME SOME FIGGY PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Computer viking posted:

Good christmas pudding is quite nice - it's like if you take a fruit cake and make it more interesting by soaking it in booze and storing it for long enough to make the dough taste like mixed dried fruit (and rum). Somehow better than it sounds - though it does benefit from custard. I didn't taste the stuff until a few years ago, and I'll be buying one for Christmas again this year, even if they are a bit hard to find here.

This is all completely wrong by the way, it tastes like poo poo. Don't believe his lies.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I like the girls with the figgy puddy

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Computer viking posted:

Sticky date pudding was also surprisingly good the one time I've had it - though yeah I struggle to think of a food with a more suggestive name.

It'd go weĺl with spotted dick.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


I've seriously added tinned pudding and custard to my shopping list after watching this to the end.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

Computer viking posted:

though yeah I struggle to think of a food with a more suggestive name.

Toad in the hole.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Figgy

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
May your figgin be placed upon a spike

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


How many did you get when you were a forum cop lap

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

How many did you get when you were a forum cop lap

Not allowed to disclose but I can tell you we got paid for every hour of probe we handed out. And if we didn't meet our quotas at the end of the month the chief would be all over our rear end.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Just as I suspected.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
did anyone bring the figgy pudding yet

2nd Amendment
Jun 9, 2022

by Pragmatica
This is very triggering for me since they canceled Tocu and Bertie. We need more bold creators like Haddish who, to my knowledge, has done nothing wrong other than neglecting the glorious Figgy.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

You do you OP, I meanwhile will be enjoying some...

... Six figgy pudding :homebrew:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

bagmonkey posted:

did anyone bring the figgy pudding yet

Here, try my wrinkly date.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

bagmonkey posted:

did anyone bring the figgy pudding yet

:toughguy:

2nd Amendment
Jun 9, 2022

by Pragmatica
Because my dad would describe me with a word that sounded like figgy I got in trouble in kindergarten for saying a slur when we sang that song.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
god americans trying to talk about british food are so embarrassing :gas:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

god americans trying to talk about british food are so embarrassing :gas:

HEY THIS GUY LIKES FIGGY!!! GET HIM

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Anyone who wouldn't eat free pudding is a monster.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

Literally A Person posted:

HEY THIS GUY LIKES FIGGY!!! GET HIM

youre fuckin right i do

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

god americans trying to talk about british food are so embarrassing :gas:

Tell us about your favorite figgy pudding. And does it give you :gas:?

Cabal Ties
Feb 28, 2004
Yam Slacker
Buggery

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Take a ship's biscuit, place it in a stout canvas bag
Pound it with a marlin-spike for half an hour
Add bits of pork fat, plums, figs, rum, currants
Send it to the galley, and serve it up with bosun's grog

That's a Figgy-Dowdy.

Now shut the hell up and close the thread.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

god americans trying to talk about british food are so embarrassing :gas:

did you bring the figgy pudding

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Mulaney Power Move posted:

Take a ship's biscuit, place it in a stout canvas bag
Pound it with a marlin-spike for half an hour
Add bits of pork fat, plums, figs, rum, currants
Send it to the galley, and serve it up with bosun's grog

That's a Figgy-Dowdy.

Now shut the hell up and close the thread.

Arrrrrrrrr! :yeshaha: buggery (giving, so it not be's gay, to the landlubber tied to the mainmast, arrrrrr!) and Figgy-Dowdy on the high seas, life arrrrrren't 'arrrrrrrrrf bad Cap'n, arrrrrrrrrr! :pirate: :yohoho:

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply