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Duzzy Funlop posted:I opted for volume on the spice instead of the smaller cute bottles, but please be careful with the red chili sauce <3 jealous
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Barcley yours is on the way to you now. It almost certainly won't make it by christmas and I apologise for that, but this has been a completely insane year and I just didn't get to it until now. No worries! I get it being a wild year, say hi to Luca from me 
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stinkypete posted:Here it goes I figured a fellow vet goon would appreciate a good dickcuterie board!
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This was on my porch getting buried in snow so I’m assuming it’s from one of y’all? Thanks!
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My last item finally arrived, so my package will go out Saturday, if the USPS doesn't have the 24th as a holiday. Also drop shipped something directly to my victim, which will probably arrive first. If you get something from Arc Light, there will be two packages. A very small one from an online supplier, and a much bigger package from me.
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FrozenVent posted:This was on my porch getting buried in snow so I’m assuming it’s from one of y’all? Thanks! yup
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AFStealth posted:I figured a fellow vet goon would appreciate a good dickcuterie board! You better believe I have plans for the chardickerie or dickcuteire board. It is all crude just like my style. Ranch and Bleu cheese dressing on the tip for our fried chicken wings with celery and carrots on the shaft with nuts and olives on the near the bottom of our board to serve friends. We will joke around when we cook our chicken wings on Christmas eve. This is Awesome. I will send pictures! I washed the pizza blanket and it is keeping my legs and feet warm when I watch movies in the living room. THANKS SECRET SATAN
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To my secret Satan - Sorry for the delay, but your gifts are on the way. Two of them you will enjoy. One of them may gain sentience and try to kill you. Happy Holidays! 
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Went to mail everything today and the post office was vandalized yesterday .... people were upset that employees couldn't make it in to work due to weather and trashed the lobby. All the forms torn up, any sort of sticker was stuck to the counter. Flat rate shipping boxes torn up. Soooo yeah, I left and will come back Tuesday to mail it out.
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Dec 25, 2022 01:01
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Sending mine out soonish, but resin printing is a pain in the dick and I'm in spokane now trying to cure the loving thing in a window. I'll get it to you before January, hopefully.
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Well Stinky Pete you blew me away. Let’s open this up.  Strong start. Fairly useful and on brand.  Wonderful crabs!  Wife walked in at this point. “Which of your dopey friends sent you buttplugs” Then she rolled her eyes and walked out.  Very cool looking book and extremely my jam.  A super cool bunch of snacks and pantyhose! Perefect for watching Dr Strangelove! Gonna slap this on tomorrow night.  Thanks StinkyPete! Really was too awesome!
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The Strangelove box is dope af. Tip if you’re having a hard time uploading pics through awful app - send the pic to someone over Facebook messenger, save it and upload the one you saved from Facebook. Free compression!
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Another way is to put the image from your camera roll into awful, select, copy, delete, and paste. This will convert it to jpeg and allow for imgur upload since they do not support .heic. For example: 
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Hail  I really like the shirt. Can never have too many t-shirts suitable for dicking around at home in. Now I just need a suitable jacket to iron the patch to (as a wannabe academic all I have are business casual jackets). Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Jan 5, 2023 |
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My shipment notification registered on the DHL tracking Thursday, but no shipment attempt was apparently made on account of it missing the last delivery window before Germany goes into "IT IS NOW SUNDAY FOR THREE DAYS, WORSHIP GOD, STOP WORKING"-mode, which is -ironically- a good thing this time, because I'm driving back home from my parents' tomorrow, so when the shipment arrives, I'll actually be there to receive it. Christmas saved 🥳
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Duzzy Funlop posted:My shipment notification registered on the DHL tracking Thursday, but no shipment attempt was apparently made on account of it missing the last delivery window before Germany goes into "IT IS NOW SUNDAY FOR THREE DAYS, WORSHIP GOD, STOP WORKING"-mode, which is -ironically- a good thing this time, because I'm driving back home from my parents' tomorrow, so when the shipment arrives, I'll actually be there to receive it. I think your stuff is coming in two parts. Interested to see which gets there first.
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I shipped two boxes from my own home and drop shipped something online which I assumed would arrive first. Now tracking has my boxes arriving Wednesday or Thursday, and the drop shipped one nebulously estimated for January 7. Hm. Really starting to think the item marked "in stock" was not, in fact, in stock.
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Sarah posted:Went to mail everything today and the post office was vandalized yesterday .... people were upset that employees couldn't make it in to work due to weather and trashed the lobby. All the forms torn up, any sort of sticker was stuck to the counter. Flat rate shipping boxes torn up. Soooo yeah, I left and will come back Tuesday to mail it out. What in the actual gently caress is wrong with people?
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Crab Dad the real fun is when Major Kong list's off the Rooskie Survival Kit Contents. It will all tie together then.
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Ok I gotta step up my secret Santa game because this gift put me to shame. Thank you mystery friend. 
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This thread is all about us nerds actually loving each other. It has been Awesome.
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stinkypete posted:This thread is all about us nerds actually loving each other. It has been Awesome. Agreed. I participated in the SASS one last year and was disappointed by the holiday spirit of both my Santa and especially my Santee. I'm so glad people seem to be hitting the nail on the head this year
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Hey Barcley package was refused by recipient?? I've PMed you
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Looks like two of my boxes arrived at my Santee's place today, per USPSquote:Your item was delivered at the front door or porch at 7:37 am on December 28, 2022 in REDACTED Kentucky goons, check your doors or porches for packages, because one of you is unlucky today.
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My gift has been sent!
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Arc Light posted:Looks like two of my boxes arrived at my Santee's place today, per USPS It was me!  A camo hat that recommends either Pikes Peak or something called the Bust Rodeo which, who knows how Arc Light knew my highschool nickname. I'm gonna make my wife wear it. A "saucy" apron for the whole family Two incredibly nice mugs, one festive and one aspirational Coffee to put in them, and coasters to put under them. (P.S. I work in a "metal-free" environment and I asked for coasters to bring into work for Christmas and just now received them!) Satanic Temple swag Here's a close-up of all the "horn"-y stuff (and antlers lol):  Now since I'm civvie I'm not sure what the TLAs are on the card but I'm gonna assume it's "Santa's Merry Delivery, Festively Trimmed Boxes" Thank you so much! What an awesome thing to come home to. 
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Dear [Recipient], Package is on the way. It will probably beat the Amazon back-up I ordered. Dear [Sender] If you haven't already shipped, please stand by for a change of address as I'm going to be spending January elsewhere. If you have then... um... sorry.
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Expected delivery is 12/31 so if you’re still there then, it will be fine.
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ARC LIGHT strikes again you may want to throw a Geiger counter near your gifts They were radioactive when I got them. Secret Satan! Edit: that coffee tea or me mug was awesome as F I still use my Secret Satan Mug all the time It is Rad as F. Nothing better than drinking some mint tea and looking at the stars before coming to bed at night. 11/10 stinkypete fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Dec 29, 2022 |
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Soul Dentist posted:Thank you so much! What an awesome thing to come home to. Heck yeah, glad everything survived intact, and extra glad you like it. There's another package headed your way from Amazon, but the delivery date keeps getting pushed back (from 16 December all the way to 06 Jan now), so you can celebrate the 12 days of Christmas.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Expected delivery is 12/31 so if you’re still there then, it will be fine. lol gonna miss me by a day
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McNally posted:lol gonna miss me by a day Fuuuuuuuck. Is there anyone who can forward it to you?
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Mr. Nice! posted:Fuuuuuuuck. Is there anyone who can forward it to you? Yeah. Perishable?
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Nothing perishable. Just didn’t want to wait a month for you to get it.
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Received the first part of my Secret Satan gift:  I'm now extremely intimidated 
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Mystery Amazon gift to my internet name! What could it be?  ...  https://imgur.com/a/0imkT7L 
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