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imagine Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker as the couple who can barely speak English “sweetness, what watch?” “meep mee mee!” “ah, such much!” Gruß vom Krampus |
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rowlf is of course sam. and dr teeth and his band play the Marseillaise but kinda funky (but you still cry a little because it rules)
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kind of want the king prawn to be Claude Rains but… maybe evil Kermit with pencil mustache? idk
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(for real, Claude Rains’s character is a piece of poo poo in that movie)
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I realize the obvious choices for Rick and Ilsa are Kermit and Piggy but. hear me out. either human Rick and Piggy Ilsa or Kermit Rick and human Ilsa imagine like. Clancy Brown. crying in the rain because Miss Piggy left him Gruß vom Krampus |
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(why Clancy Brown? dunno, he’s a good actor. for some reason he was the first and only person I could think of who’s not bogart to play Rick. shut up. don’t judge me. quit looking at me like that)
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human Ilsa could be uhhh. gosh. is Angela Bassett too old? open to suggestions on that one
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anyway that’s about all I’ve got on Muppet Casablanca at the moment but like give me a couple more months and I’ll polish this bit like a diamond
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huh, this multi posting feels like twitter but… nicer?
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like I’m still shitposting into the void but the void here is not full of screaming hatred. it’s nice. the sensation of having angry bees inside my skull at all times that I had when I had a twitter is gone but the dopamine hit remains
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god sudden recovered memory of a browser game called Forum Warz Gruß vom Krampus |
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you trolled forum threads until they had to shut down/you got blocked. this feels like a goon project possibly
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it would likely be too mean-spirited for me now (I remember a lot of slurs) but I remember it being otherwise reasonably fun
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browser game renaissance when. come on internet I know you’ve got another golden age of flash in you
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poo poo, can I get a whole page? maybe I can
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okay let me see if I can get a whole page then I’m gonna mosey over to another thread
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so like. here’s a confession there is a part of me that would like to make weed brownies for my dad without him knowing, but he has not indulged in a very long time as far as I know, and I don’t want to drop a cartoon Acme 10-Ton Weight on him Gruß vom Krampus |
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also like. the idea that I might have to tripsit my own dad is… no thanks
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so ultimately I will never do it but I think about it sometimes Gruß vom Krampus |
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anyway uhhhh where was I going with this Gruß vom Krampus |
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I feel like y’all deserve quality multiposts but also I’m mildly intimidated of making the kind of effort posts my Friday brain wants to make
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like. how interested would folks be really in the musical adaptation of the archy and mehitabel poems. or how Matthew Bourne choreographed an incredibly sexually menacing duet and then followed it up with a duet that has the body language of true love, both back to back in the same show. or why keanu reeves should play captain harlock.
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as someone who spent a lot of time being self-conscious about whether I’m being too Weird, it’s difficult to let chill fully sink in
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chill, which was once natural, is now learned. might be a little stoned rn. Gruß vom Krampus |
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anyway who wants to see my cat’s tumby
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 look him tumby Gruß vom Krampus |
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more tumby
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 he’s so fuckin cute. I love this little goober Gruß vom Krampus |
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oh also here’s a little guy I drew
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and a couple apples I painted
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I won’t lie, I do really like them apples
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poo poo y’all. a whole page is a lot of shitposting.
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but I’m not a quitter. not today.
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charging headlong towards page 5, hollering
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it’s been a journey, good goons
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thank you for coming along with me as I ramble! you are all really nice
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I wish I had discovered the yob earlier but I’m glad I’m here now. it’s a great place to be
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and the jokes are top tier
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I forget who made the joke about anarchists drinking herbal tea “because proper tea is theft” but that one loving rules
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also uh. I’m honestly kind of floored by how readable all the comic sans is
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