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kalel

thank you ohtori akio for your help.

dear assembled, I would like to speak today about my favorite treat. and I would like to deliver that sentiment in the form of... free verse poetry. please silence your cell phones, thank you. ahem

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Oh, Chocolate Chip Cookie!
How I adore thee!
In every shape you take
All sizes and all colors
I feel my heart swell with joy
At even the thought of your perfection.
Each bite of you brings me to
A magical state of bliss.
I love you with all my heart!

And every day without you
I see myself sinking
Into a bog of pure tastelessness.
Breakfast, lunch, dinner
It all seems so hollow
Without the ecstatic punctuation of your presence. Birthdays, parties, work luncheons
I simply can't be bothered without you as my escort.

You know that it is only you I love.
The cupcake is beautiful but empty
With nothing substantive to offer.
Ice cream is a delight, a sweetheart
But always leaves me cold.
Gulab jamun speaks honeyed words
But can't compare to your love.
Even pie, decadent as it is,
Could never circumnavigate my heart.

From your chocolate chunks
To your doughy base
I adore every bit of you.
When I am free of this mortal coil
They will lay two of you on my eyes
To mark my commitment
To your beauty and your glory.
And when at last
Humanity is united as one
Hand in hand in perfect harmony
I know it will be because of you
Such is your boundless power to bring joy!

Oh, Chocolate Chip Cookie!
I love you!

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