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Why are you not voting?
This poll is closed.
I am lazy. 34 10.76%
I am dumb. 26 8.23%
I don’t have eight hours to wait in line with no water. 16 5.06%
I lust for death. 49 15.51%
I am too principled to vote for an imperfect candidate. 31 9.81%
I smell like old hamburger meat. 25 7.91%
gently caress you OP, you’re not my dad. 62 19.62%
I am not American. 73 23.10%
Total: 186 votes
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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Voting Republican frankly because I'm sick of women and their poo poo :shrug:

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rekko
Jul 24, 2022

〜✧・♡・★〜🌟💗・♥・💗🌟〜★・♡・✧〜
❗スゴイ❗
I don't think I can vote here. I had or maybe still have dual nationality but if I didn't declare for the other I was going to lose it. I don't think it technically affects my US citizenship in the eyes of the US, but also I don't want to draw any attention to that or break any laws or whatever. So I've never registered or voted. I just live here and don't participate beyond telling other people what they should do. Also I can leave if you all mess it up. Good luck tho! 💖

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Zeluth posted:

I am voting and getting an everything bagel.

Lucky Guy posted:

I'm voting for everything and getting a plain bagel.

I approve of your bagel purchases and I hope you enjoy them because they will bring you more joy and satisfaction than voting will

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I know it doesn't matter but I voted anyway, making me the biggest loser

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I even put up yard signs since I am a giant dumb idiot

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I voted twice today. But I voted opposite on both ballots so you can't blame me.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

StrangersInTheNight posted:

it literally took me 5 minutes to vote today and then I got mcd's. and I'm in GA, so I'm helping prevent Herschel Walker from getting into the Senate.

it's some real poo poo to say 'nothing changed' the last two years, really shows who is insulated by the status quo. oh yes it did, you lucky comfortable bastard. a LOT changed, and not for the better.

but yeah I get it, you're on your couch eatin' chips, who wants to dust the crumbs off and put on pants, when you could watch Spongebob and get high instead?
I feel like it’s the people insulated by the status quo that can afford to keep voting for establishment dems as the “lesser of two evils”. For a lot of people the lesser evil is already unbearably evil, lack of food shelter and healthcare will straight up kill you in America and it’s getting more common by the year.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

StrangersInTheNight posted:

it literally took me 5 minutes to vote today and then I got mcd's. and I'm in GA, so I'm helping prevent Herschel Walker from getting into the Senate.

it's some real poo poo to say 'nothing changed' the last two years, really shows who is insulated by the status quo. oh yes it did, you lucky comfortable bastard. a LOT changed, and not for the better.

but yeah I get it, you're on your couch eatin' chips, who wants to dust the crumbs off and put on pants, when you could watch Spongebob and get high instead?

what a hero

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
voting today

it wont do anything

:haibrower:

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life
I am voting, right now actually, my county passed special legislation to allow flush-in voting, I'm sending votes going straight to the voting office!

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Chinatown posted:

voting today

it wont do anything

:haibrower:

The important thing is you had a good time.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I voted a while ago via mail in voting. But I’m starting to think it was a mistake. I’ve received dozens of texts and dozens of pieces of mail that are telling me everyone that I voted for are pieces of dogshit!!

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Wow sounds like a serious issue. I assume the democrats are taking appropriate action to ensure that these judges don't further infringe on our civil rights?

Why did trump get to appoint so many judges anyways?

These are the takes I never quite understand. "The Republicans are doing horrible things and the Democrats aren't doing enough to stop them. Ergo we should let the Republicans be in charge again."

This country has gone so far right it's falling into fascism. You're not going to get your socialist dreamboat government in one go, you first have to push it firmly away from right-wing fascism. That takes time.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Giraffe posted:

These are the takes I never quite understand. "The Republicans are doing horrible things and the Democrats aren't doing enough to stop them. Ergo we should let the Republicans be in charge again."

This country has gone so far right it's falling into fascism. You're not going to get your socialist dreamboat government in one go, you first have to push it firmly away from right-wing fascism. That takes time.

In the last 15 years the Democrats have had 2 majorities and didn't do anything meaningful to stop fascism even though they could have

The Democrats don't want your votes as much as they want your donations and that was proven 1000% this year when they said "we're not even going to try to codify abortion rights into law right now BUT IF YOU VOTE FOR US IN NOVEMBER then we'll maybe move it up the priority list a little"

They're all owned and controlled by billionaires, whether they have a D or R next to their name. And even in the magical unicorn scenario where they actually win and keep that promise, minimum wage still won't go up, we'll still have draconian health care, cops and the MIC will get even more money than they already do, and billionaires will never see any of the jail time they deserve despite all the death and sickness and misery they've caused

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010
im not american but also I wanted to vote goku =/

the Bunt
Sep 24, 2007

YOUR GOLDEN MAGNETIC LIGHT
its storming out, i have no car and i cant find my voter card

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Waited in line for two hours to vote, the guy in front of me spent the whole time looking at QAnon bullshit on his phone, so I spent two hours of my life just to undo that guy's two hours

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Giraffe posted:

These are the takes I never quite understand. "The Republicans are doing horrible things and the Democrats aren't doing enough to stop them. Ergo we should let the Republicans be in charge again."

This country has gone so far right it's falling into fascism. You're not going to get your socialist dreamboat government in one go, you first have to push it firmly away from right-wing fascism. That takes time.

so what happens if voting for blue just makes red worse and the only difference is how fast we get there

Scolding for lesser-red votes just kills any of this supposed progress you claim is actually happening since you incorrectly think you are accomplishing something by enabling the fascists less directly

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Do whatever you want, I just think it's a weird strategy personally.

Bishyaler
Dec 30, 2009
Megamarm
guys haven't you heard its the most important election of your lives?

Maybe if you give Democrats a 10 man majority in the senate they can have 11 or more Dems vote down a minimum wage increase instead of the mere 8 they used last time

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Test. Are you woken?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Which of these judges should I pick

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I liked voting in Oregon since you got your ballot in the mail.

In Wisconsin it's much harder. I'm in a designated liberal zone so my polling place is on top of a very high hill surrounded by land mines and barbed wire.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Smugworth posted:

Which of these judges should I pick

whichever reminds you of your favorite Marvel(c) Cinematic Universe(c) character. whoever feels like the biggest hero to you. judicial tony stark

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Code Jockey posted:

whichever reminds you of your favorite Marvel(c) Cinematic Universe(c) character. whoever feels like the biggest hero to you. judicial tony stark

I'm voting for the severed head of a dead god floating in space

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You should vote for the comic version, not the poo poo movie one.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Vote for Pedro :roflolmao:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I voted
Nothing changed

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I'm bloated

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
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#1 SIMP

The gently caress am I doing voting we’re in the Cool Zone baybeeee

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Giraffe posted:

These are the takes I never quite understand. "The Republicans are doing horrible things and the Democrats aren't doing enough to stop them. Ergo we should let the Republicans be in charge again."

This country has gone so far right it's falling into fascism. You're not going to get your socialist dreamboat government in one go, you first have to push it firmly away from right-wing fascism. That takes time.

we've been doing that for longer than I and most non-genesplicer posters have been alive and it's only resulted in further sliding to the right, for example as noted by hunter s thompson fifty years ago -

if this strategy were going to pay off, would we be reasonable to expect that to have happened within the past fifty years? what is the timeframe you predict?

or to hear it from someone more directly involved, lawrence o'donnell was a key aide to democratic senator daniel moynihan for years -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqRNnIMDkUY
to save the trouble of clicking through: “If you want to pull the party, the major party that is closest to the way you're thinking to what you’re thinking, you must - you must - show them that you’re capable of not voting for them. [...] If you don’t show them you’re capable of not voting for them, they don’t have to listen to you. I promise you that. I worked within the Democratic Party. I didn’t listen or have to listen to anything on the left in - while I was working within the Democratic Party, because the left had nowhere to go.”

a vote is a vote. it's worth the same amount whether you're enthusiastic or not. there's no asterisk that you can attach, no notes to append. the only possible leverage within electoralism is to withhold it. every single cycle dedicated to this futile holding action only lets the wound fester even more, because it enables the party that has made a career out of enabling fascists.

moreover, how many times does biden have to tell us that america "needs the republican party" and that he considers mitch mcconnell "a man of honor" and do poo poo like take a $200,000 gig to make a campaign speech for a republican in 2019 before you take him at his word? and the same for pelosi, schumer, and the rest of the democratic leadership. if they believe that democracy is at stake - as if america had a meaningful one in the first place - why don't they act like it?

anyway that's enough effort for one post. I voted today for the various referenda on the ballot and for the candidate closest to my views and I've done my civic duty

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker
Today is Taco Tuesday and you can only do one thing.

gently caress you voting.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

I downloaded a sample ballot and I don’t see “legalize weed” on here anywhere. This is bullshit.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I voted ladies. I will protect you

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I wish I could have voted for Trump. As a jest you know? As a jape even.

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Nov 8, 2022

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
I think 20 or 30 years ago you could have convincingly made the argument that both parties were bland, status quo, do nothing parties and maybe your vote didn't matter much. I don't think that's true now. The inmates are running the asylum on the Republican side. You have the choice between a do nothing party and a complete clown show.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


McCracAttack posted:

I downloaded a sample ballot and I don’t see “legalize weed” on here anywhere. This is bullshit.

At this point one of your neighboring states probably has it, just got to go there and buy your legal weed, then follow the speed limit all the way home through your state because you know the cops are just drooling at the thought of busting a pothead.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I democracied last night blasting thick ropes of pure freedom as I stuffed that ballot box.

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World Famous W
May 25, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!

Dick Fagballzson posted:

I think 20 or 30 years ago you could have convincingly made the argument that both parties were bland, status quo, do nothing parties and maybe your vote didn't matter much. I don't think that's true now. The inmates are running the asylum on the Republican side. You have the choice between a do nothing party and a complete clown show.
clowns are funny, im sold

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