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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubbles_(chimpanzee) I was just looking into articles relating to silence being violence in the wake of the me too movement and Bubbles the Chimp was mentioned due to him not speaking out against the atrocities that Michael Jackson committed against every child he ever met in his entire life. When I went to Bubbles' wikipedia article, I saw no death date and was shocked as I thought he died years ago. Apparently he his 39 years old and lives in Austin, Texas. He is seeing out his days at the Center for Great Apes which I find strange as he was always mediocre to me. This is a shitpost but it is worth it when you read in the wiki article that when MJ's press officer told Bubbles that MJ had died "he went bananas", that was worth it, no?
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WhyZodiac posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubbles_(chimpanzee) gently caress yeah Bubbles. Let's celebrate our 40th together next year
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Nov 6, 2022 04:33
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lol cool
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Nov 6, 2022 04:34
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bubbles will outlive us all, just like jimmy carter.
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Nov 6, 2022 04:36
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thin blue whine posted:bubbles will outlive us all, just like jimmy carter. sitting around drinking Billy Beer
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Nov 6, 2022 04:37
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Hows about Bubbles the Chump? got. his. rear end.
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Nov 6, 2022 04:45
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WhyZodiac posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubbles_(chimpanzee) According to Robert Thompson, professor of popular culture at Syracuse University, Jackson's acquisition of Bubbles was "when the weirdness began to reach mythic proportions". Jackson and Bubbles' bond, as well as Jackson's other alleged eccentricities, contributed to the media nickname "Wacko Jacko", which Jackson came to despise. The media often focused on Bubbles, rather than Jackson's music, and published false stories, such as the allegation that Bubbles was not a single ape, but one of several. A later claim suggested that Bubbles had died; Jackson's press agent Lee Solters told reporters that "when Bubbles heard about his demise he went bananas... Like Mark Twain, his death is grossly exaggerated and he's alive and doing well." The media also falsely reported that Bubbles would be the ringbearer at Elizabeth Taylor's wedding at Neverland Ranch in 1991; according to The New York Times, it was "an idea that some newspapers found too delightful not to report." The National Enquirer claimed that the musician Prince had used extrasensory perception to turn Bubbles crazy. According to the story, Jackson said: "What kind of sicko would mess with a monkey? This is the final straw. Poor, poor Bubbles." 
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Nov 6, 2022 20:14
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The future is solid with this one.
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Nov 6, 2022 20:17
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Curiously, Bubbles' long history of molesting young monkeys has been largely forgotten because as we all know: monkey see, monkey do.
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Nov 6, 2022 20:25
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quote:According to CNN, Jackson and his children visited Bubbles and played with the other animals at the ranch.[25] "[Jackson] still acts like a kid around them", Dunn said.[25] The Washington Times, however, claimed Jackson did not visit Bubbles, despite Jackson's representative having stated that he would like to meet him again.[26] Shortly afterward, in December 2003, it was claimed that Bubbles had attempted suicide.[nb 2][31][32] He was supposedly taken to a hospital in time to be saved.[32] hows that work. what does a chimp suicide attempt look like
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Nov 6, 2022 20:27
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Ape Escape https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8
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Nov 6, 2022 20:30
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Chimp suicide is no joke!
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That DICK! posted:hows that work. what does a chimp suicide attempt look like Jumps out of the tree bro
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Nov 6, 2022 20:36
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did he leave a note. maybe he just fell.
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Nov 6, 2022 20:36
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Suicide by cop via attempted face ripping?
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Nov 6, 2022 20:37
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Poor gently caress thought he wrote DNR on his chest before he jumped but he actually wrote LOL
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Nov 6, 2022 20:43
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got a handful of feces in his throwing hand and a bottle of vodka to give him the strength
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Rocky Raccoon checked into his room.
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That DICK! posted:hows that work. what does a chimp suicide attempt look like You've seen that horrible video where the chimp orally rapes a frog, no doubt killing the poor ampibian in the process. Well chimp suicide is similar, except the chimp offers the use of his mouth to the nearest elephant.
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BigBadSteve posted:You've seen that horrible video where the chimp orally rapes a frog, no doubt killing the poor ampibian in the process. Well chimp suicide is similar, except the chimp offers the use of his mouth to the nearest elephant. Gotta say, "chimp orally raping a frog" is something i haven't watched. In fact, uhh you might be one of the only ones seen it here and that's saying something
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BigBadSteve posted:You've seen that horrible video where the chimp orally rapes a frog, no doubt killing the poor ampibian in the process. Well chimp suicide is similar, except the chimp offers the use of his mouth to the nearest elephant. Lol no way
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Nov 7, 2022 00:11
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I'm pretty sure they were joking ichabod tane
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Nov 7, 2022 00:14
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That chimpanzee has seen some poo poo. Thrown some too.
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Nov 7, 2022 00:47
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Hector Delgado posted:That chimpanzee has seen some poo poo. Thrown some too. 
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Nov 7, 2022 01:05
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Milo and POTUS posted:I'm pretty sure they were joking ichabod tane It's on YouTube, and uhh... it's a thing to behold. Poor frog.
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Nov 7, 2022 01:29
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No I meant about the elephant
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Nov 7, 2022 01:50
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sigher posted:It's on YouTube, and uhh... it's a thing to behold. Don’t yuck my yums
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Nov 7, 2022 01:52
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How curious that Bubbles declined to speak of MJ even after his death, as if he was complicit in everything. Fess up you ape, I know about you and the Elephant Man manipulating everything from behind the scenes!
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Nov 7, 2022 06:54
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Loved his cameo in "Nope"
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Nov 7, 2022 06:58
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Bubbles died and lives on King Kai's planet where Goku can try to catch him, please try to keep up OP.
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Nov 7, 2022 07:11
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Bubbles, buried in this jungle. Poor, poor bubbles.
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Nov 7, 2022 07:22
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bubbles hosed me
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Nov 7, 2022 08:31
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Contact my lawyer, we're getting a class action lawsuit going! A disclosure of any and all STIs and injuries you may have contacted during the activity would be great too.
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Nov 7, 2022 09:42
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make bubs a mod so we can have one wiht a working brain
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Nov 7, 2022 09:44
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Well of course you'd suggest that you simian fornicator!
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Nov 7, 2022 09:53
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Prince using his psychic powers to gently caress with Bubbles. Poor, poor Bubbles!
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Nov 7, 2022 09:56
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Remember that a psychic attack from beyond the grave is always preceded by purple rain, when you see it seek shelter immediately.
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Nov 7, 2022 10:02
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Bubbles keeping the beat.
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Nov 7, 2022 11:27
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Moonwalker arcade game remake when?
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Nov 7, 2022 11:34
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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hey hey we're the monkeys, people say we monkey around haha remember that? good song
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