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BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

don't doxx me

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Nature’s bidet

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
lmao that owns

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
cool

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Big deal, women do that all the time.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Hippos are the perfect creature.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





That isn’t piss.

Spoggerific
May 28, 2009
gonna have to get back to you on how this stacks up next to making GBS threads on your own balls op

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Today I learned I have a spirit animal.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Das Boo posted:

Big deal, women do that all the time.

Hell yeah, the piss shitter club :cool::respek::cool:

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I'm sorry OP, that's just bad Peyronies.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

v nice

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Chinatown posted:

lmao that owns

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
But can they poop on their own balls?

If not, can we crossbreed them with pigs to get both?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


lol piss on my rear end

Spoggerific
May 28, 2009
After reviewing the available evidence I'm gonna have to say this is, on average, funnier than pigs making GBS threads on their own balls, but depending on the size of the pig's balls they can be EXTREMELY funny.

Overall a solid submission for forums mascot, but it's going to have to do a bit better to break with tradition OP.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


just another one of Gods perfect creations. check mate atheists.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Chinatown posted:

lmao that owns

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
brb gonna try this

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
One of nature's most majestic creatures

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

The most accurate thread title yet.

Consider the hippo coq

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA

Das Boo posted:

Big deal, women do that all the time.

always be pissing and making GBS threads, hell yeah :cool:

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Das Boo posted:

Big deal, women do that all the time.

Pfft how can you pee on your own butt, when the pee comes out your butt?? I don't think you understand female amatony

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Every once in a while one of those little birds crawling around on him must venture too far back and just get blasted, I wish someone would get a video of that.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

wish I could do this sometimes

Spoggerific
May 28, 2009

1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:

wish I could do this sometimes

using a bidet at full blast is close enough

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Das Boo posted:

Big deal, women do that all the time.

What?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

#natureismetal

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Das Boo posted:

Big deal, women do that all the time.


Sophy Wackles posted:

That isn’t piss.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
And you thought you had the curse!

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Chinatown posted:

lmao that owns

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
We should render that animal extinct.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Das Boo posted:

Big deal, women do that all the time.

Lol!!!!!!!!!

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

flubber nuts posted:

just another one of Gods perfect creations. check mate atheists.

The prehensile hippo cock fits perfectly in the human hand therefore it was made by god for jackin’

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

majestic

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Lead me to a new disease.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Extra row of tits posted:

We should render that animal extinct.

Ok, Let's start with you!

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Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020

Katamari Democracy posted:

Ok, Let's start with you!

Very fail.

1. I clearly stated “that animal” and only the fundamentally stupid could confuse the subject,
2. If you followed your poorly thought out idea you would also die, assuming you are actually a human and not a plank of wood.

BURN!

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