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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Imagine not hungering for the death of all humans

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Living the dream

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i spent the last 24 hours trying to piss on my own god damned making GBS threads rear end in a top hat and i just cant loving do it. any tips would be welcome gang. please dont leave me hanging, i made a promise. god bless.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im still laughing at this

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

flubber nuts posted:

i spent the last 24 hours trying to piss on my own god damned making GBS threads rear end in a top hat and i just cant loving do it. any tips would be welcome gang. please dont leave me hanging, i made a promise. god bless.
Maybe start by pissing on someone else's making GBS threads rear end in a top hat and try to build up to reaching your own?

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
until you can train to do it maybe consider using a tool to simulate the effect, like try pissing into one of those huge syringes they sell at livestock supply stores that you only ever see at a school science fairs

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Guys with big enough dicks can do this too, at least the ones who don't always have an erection when they poo poo.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

A hippo piss on he own rear end. . . a shameful hippo

CozyFella
Feb 1, 2022

I don't have anything of value to add to this conversation.
But I don't care.
So I foolishly bought a bidet when I could have been just blasting poo poo away with my own piss this entire time?

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
seeing such a majestic spectacle really inspires profound contemplation of the perfection of nature. Worth sharing. Goon funding project, how much would it cost to put a loop of this video on one of the skyscraper sized Times Square screens, just for a couple of minutes? Last I visited in summer they were just running some bullshit NFT ads, it can't be that much.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Because it can't be quoted enough...


sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





https://i.imgur.com/16vO4M8.mp4

I thought this was looping at first

That's a hell of a post, hippo

naem
May 29, 2011

I just realized hippos are floating around in their own poop all day together

I mean they eat grass like cows and just poop constantly in the water

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

naem posted:

I just realized hippos are floating around in their own poop all day together

I mean they eat grass like cows and just poop constantly in the water

Dixville posted:

Living the dream

longtimelurker
Mar 12, 2006

Powered by alcohol

So does it work like a trunk or is it bent like that?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it must suck to have birds all over you eating bugs while you're pissing on your own rear end and taking a poo poo at the same time. personally i would prefer not to have birds on me while making GBS threads and also pissing in my own rear end in a top hat.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

just imho

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Forget the birds, what about splattering your poo poo and piss all over the grass you're eating from?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I feel like this is the footage, and the thread tailor made for gbs

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel

sigher posted:

Forget the birds, what about splattering your poo poo and piss all over the grass you're eating from?

the trick, William Potter, is not minding that you're eating piss-covered poo poo.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

sigher posted:

Forget the birds, what about splattering your poo poo and piss all over the grass you're eating from?

animals don't care about bullshit like this.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

the birds tho, intolerable

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



They actually love the birds because they're eating parasites off of them. While being parasites.

naem
May 29, 2011

sigher posted:

Forget the birds, what about splattering your poo poo and piss all over the grass you're eating from?

that’s just giving back a little fertilizer

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
If I could piss on my own rear end in a top hat while taking a poo poo I would be so happy

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