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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Ches Neckbeard posted:

1 good player out of the Gruden years left. Yeesh. This feels like a Patriots coach purging players to get his patriots FA's on the roster though.

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1590069894749442048

Outside of Jacobs those guys were all bad though. Or they killed a lady and her dog or threatened someone with a gun on tiktok.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Is there actually a real chance that McDaniels gets canned before the end of the season? Because that would absolutely be hilarious.

Zero, although I really really want to believe.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Everyone knows what Ruggs did, but you might have forgotten that Damon Arnette got cut after doing a bunch of crimes then releasing a video of him with a bunch of guns making death threats.

THEN the Chiefs said, yeah, we need some of that, then they had to cut him after he immediately committed 50 more crimes.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Is there actually a real chance that McDaniels gets canned before the end of the season? Because that would absolutely be hilarious.

I really hope so.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

Kalli posted:

Everyone knows what Ruggs did, but you might have forgotten that Damon Arnette got cut after doing a bunch of crimes then releasing a video of him with a bunch of guns making death threats.

THEN the Chiefs said, yeah, we need some of that, then they had to cut him after he immediately committed 50 more crimes.

Lotta that going around

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Woozie66 posted:

Lotta that going around

The Buffalo Sabres also signed a guy with some… let’s say “history” so it’s good* that the NFL isn’t the only league with that problem

*very bad, actually

Edit: misremembered, it was the Bruins actually

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

McDaniels getting fired means he's the Pats OC until the heat death of the universe. No thanks.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Diva Cupcake posted:

McDaniels getting fired means he's the Pats OC until the heat death of the universe. No thanks.

But then you might get to see Josh McDaniels: Patriots Head Coach

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Kalli posted:

Everyone knows what Ruggs did, but you might have forgotten that Damon Arnette got cut after doing a bunch of crimes then releasing a video of him with a bunch of guns making death threats.

THEN the Chiefs said, yeah, we need some of that, then they had to cut him after he immediately committed 50 more crimes.

There’s no way Kansas City could have seen that coming. A shocking development.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

But then you might get to see Josh McDaniels: Patriots Head Coach

IMO josh is canny enough to know not to be the guy who follows the guy

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Outside of Jacobs those guys were all bad though. Or they killed a lady and her dog or threatened someone with a gun on tiktok.
I remember Raiders fans trying their best to convince us Ferrell wasn't Tyson Jackson part 2.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Tries to be a hard hitter but usually misses the ball carrier. Also got injured running into a camera:

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I still can’t believe they cut Leatherwood after a year.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

please don't let the Chiefs pick up Abram just because he was a first round pick once and then try to make him the new Dan Sorenson

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Chiefs are gonna sign OBJ now that Allen has a broken elbow I bet.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

AndrewP posted:

I still can’t believe they cut Leatherwood after a year.

He still hasn't played a down for the Bears because he came down with mono lol.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

But then you might get to see Josh McDaniels: Patriots Head Coach

I would grudgingly accept this over Matt Patricia: Patriots Head Coach. Although I would also rather stick my head in a wood chipper

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Chiefs are gonna sign OBJ now that Allen has a broken elbow I bet.

Where is that Josh Allen news anyway

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Phobeste posted:

IMO josh is canny enough to know not to be the guy who follows the guy

I don't think 'canny' is a word you can use on Josh McDaniels.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Panthers falcons might be played in a hurricane on Thursday.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Perfect TNF weather.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Panthers vs Falcons + TNF + Hurricane just sounds like a perfect storm of clownball

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Wait, Panthers-Falcons again? They just played last week


Who made this schedule

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

here is a sweet thing

https://twitter.com/CBSSports/status/1590098725770498048?s=20&t=tgD0iBoVy5rRodcLRPLucw

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Current draft order. Sadly all the traded picks are slowly sinking out of the top 10.

1-10
1-6-1 Texans
2-7 Panthers
2-6 Raiders
2-6 Steelers
2-6 Lions
3-6 Eagles (Saints)
3-6 Cardinals
3-6 Jaguars
3-6 Bears
3-6 Packers
----
11-18
3-5 Seahawks (Broncos)
3-5 Lions (Rams)
3-5 Texans (Browns)
3-5-1 Colts
4-5 Falcons
4-5 Football Team
5-4 Patriots
5-4 Bengals
------
Playoff teams
4-5 Buccaneers
4-4 Broncos (49ers)
5-3 Chargers
5-3 Titans
6-3 Seahawks
6-3 Forfeited (Dolphins)
6-3 Ravens
6-3 Jets
6-2 Cowboys
6-2 Giants
6-2 Chiefs
6-2 Bills
7-1 Vikings
8-0 Eagles

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Kalli posted:

4-4 Broncos (49ers)
This confused the poo poo out of me then I remembered the 49ers trade with the Dolphins who then traded it to the Broncos for Chubb.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Kalli posted:

Current draft order. Sadly all the traded picks are slowly sinking out of the top 10.

1-10
1-6-1 Texans
2-7 Panthers
2-6 Raiders
2-6 Steelers
2-6 Lions
3-6 Eagles (Saints)

I believe in the saints :)

Also, drat, Steelers and raiders loving suck.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

This confused the poo poo out of me then I remembered the 49ers trade with the Dolphins who then traded it to the Broncos for Chubb.

Yeah, there's some fun stuff in traded draft picks.

Like the Saints' 6th round pick this year was traded to the Texans, conditionally. The Texans turned around and traded a 6th to the Jets who also traded for James Robinson from the Jaguars for a 6th... conditionally.

But here's the thing the Texans have their pick, the Saints (conditionally), the 49ers, Giants and Vikings.
So any one of those picks could be going to the Jets and maybe to the Jaguars.

Here's all the players involved in all those trades:

James Robinson (for a 6th, unless he rushes for 600+ yards in which case a 5th)
Bradley Roby (for this and a 3rd)
Blake Cashman
Charles Omenihu
Keion Crossen
Ross Blacklock

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

The James Robinson deal is almost certainly going to be a 5th unless he gets badly injured soonish.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Kalli posted:

Current draft order. Sadly all the traded picks are slowly sinking out of the top 10.

1-10
1-6-1 Texans
2-7 Panthers
2-6 Raiders
2-6 Steelers
2-6 Lions
3-6 Eagles (Saints)
3-6 Cardinals
3-6 Jaguars
3-6 Bears
3-6 Packers
----
11-18
3-5 Seahawks (Broncos)
3-5 Lions (Rams)
3-5 Texans (Browns)
3-5-1 Colts


the absolute logjam of teams at 3 wins good lord.


also it rules that bc the Colts have a tie they'll draft after anyone with the same win total as them

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Diva Cupcake posted:

The James Robinson deal is almost certainly going to be a 5th unless he gets badly injured soonish.
My god, thats better than a 6th but gently caress Trent Baalke endures.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

Oh hey, DYAR performances went up:

https://www.footballoutsiders.com/quick-reads/2022/joe-mixon-justin-fields-rush-history-books

Mixon's got their 8th best game on record


My estimation for the rest of this year is pretty heavily dependent on to what extent that game Sunday was a fluke

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

sunday night football. steelers. bengals. in the night time. Be there

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Check again my friend.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Cavauro posted:

sunday night football. steelers. bengals. in the night time. Be there

Not anymore thank Christ

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Not anymore thank Christ

Now you just have to watch a different snuff film on SNF

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Man just think if the PA actually did like any negoiating they could've gotten grass or something

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1590159431676952579

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Man just think if the PA actually did like any negoiating they could've gotten grass or something

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1590159431676952579

gently caress you you old bitch

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

a neat cape posted:

gently caress you you old bitch

Why won't he die

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

a neat cape posted:

Now you just have to watch a different snuff film on SNF

Oh I’m sure the Chargers won’t beat them that hard.

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