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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Le Faye Morgaine posted:






"It's the brainchild of cryptocurrency firm Elon GOAT Token ($EGT), who later this month plan to present it to the billionaire at his Tesla workplace in Austin, Texas.

$EGT said: 'Most people thought we would never do it, but after one year of building the time has come to bring it home to Elon.

'Really we just want to meet the guy and give it to him. After all, he is the most innovative human alive, hence the GOAT - Greatest Of All Time.'"


Seems like we might have some fun with it

Have at

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh



"It's the brainchild of cryptocurrency firm Kirk GOATSE Token ($KGT), who later this month plan to present it to the gape master at his home.

$KGT said: 'Most people thought we would never do it, but after one year of building the time has come to bring it home to Kirk.

'Really we just want to meet the guy and give it to him. After all, he is the most innovative human alive, hence the GOATSE - Greatest Of All Time Sex Extraordinaire'"

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
There's only one place he can go from here...

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

fuckingtest
Mar 31, 2001

Just evolving, you know?
Right Here, Right Now.
"Embrace TESLA, or you will be eradicated!" -Musk Prime.

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Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Someone should Photoshop it to look like a goat instead of a walrus.

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Kirk Vikernes posted:



"It's the brainchild of cryptocurrency firm Kirk GOATSE Token ($KGT), who later this month plan to present it to the gape master at his home.

$KGT said: 'Most people thought we would never do it, but after one year of building the time has come to bring it home to Kirk.

'Really we just want to meet the guy and give it to him. After all, he is the most innovative human alive, hence the GOATSE - Greatest Of All Time Sex Extraordinaire'"

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
My half assed attempt:

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


:lol:

As being currently used on Twitter employees.

Augster
Aug 5, 2011

The metal sheen reminded me of another statue

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Augster posted:

The metal sheen reminded me of another statue



That's the stuff :newlol:

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021

Arc Hammer posted:

My half assed attempt:


Got you fam

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Augster posted:

The metal sheen reminded me of another statue


Orchestrated Mess
Dec 12, 2009

Fuck art. Let's dance.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

SAY YOHO posted:

Got you fam



Much better.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009
WTF is the “body” of it even supposed to be?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
The banister snake that Beetlejuice turns into.

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
"Do you know the way to Mars?"
"Who, me? No, I'm just a worm."

Bug Squash
Mar 18, 2009

Sucrose posted:

WTF is the “body” of it even supposed to be?

I think it's a redditors best guess at what a goat looks like

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
surprising that one isn't intimately familiar

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
With a high enough science skill you can interact with the computer here and confirm that the self-driving system will never possibly work adequately

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Honestly that thing looks like some weird sexual fetish. Not projecting or condemning, just saying.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

With a high enough science skill you can interact with the computer here and confirm that the self-driving system will never possibly work adequately
Interacting with the computer makes it plow into a child on launch before crashing and exploding.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Why is it facing upwards? Not very accurate.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting


would

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Poil posted:

Why is it facing upwards? Not very accurate.

It's symbolic of Musk's parasexual excitement at firing thousands of Twitter workers without notice, taking away the rest's lunches, and gloating about it all on his new uncensored (for him) personal platform.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

jesus christ chubby

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see




:vince:

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...




lol the cracks on the windows.

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Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

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