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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

BigBadSteve posted:

I only eat chili with beans and without beef. Fight me. :madmax:

Vegetarian chili can actually be really good ime

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Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

i was going to make chilli for dinner tonight but instead i'm making "middle eastern" lamb chops instead

my chilli would've had beans in it, though.

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
No bean chili is for Chili Dogs

Beans in otherwise.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

What in the HELL is going on in here

Good loving taste!!

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Why don’t you shut the gently caress up op

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Dixville posted:

Vegetarian chili can actually be really good ime

The black beans perfectly replace the beef unless you’re a drat numbskull like the OP

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015
Beans in chili is the only way, Jackstack told me so.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Riot Bimbo posted:

Good loving taste!!

Egg white beanless chili omelette is what you order when you don't want cholesterol but still want diarrhoea

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Poohs Packin posted:

Egg white beanless chili omelette

Imagine hating flavor and texture and life this much

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Peggy Edson posted:

kidney beans own but gently caress you if you put black beans in there

I agree with this. However if the chili in question is just topping for a burger or hot dog OP is correct.

phobo
Aug 7, 2008

Hector Delgado posted:

No bean chili is for Chili Dogs

Beans in otherwise.

FINALLY a voice of reason

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Beans in chili? Oh brother

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
I'll take the three bean vegan chili pls

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Chili should be mixed with nacho cheese and salsa verde, then turned into a burrito.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Buce posted:

chili with no beans is just an improperly-seasoned curry.

beans or no, chili is a curry :colbert:

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

What do you do with beanless chili anyway? Put it on rice or something?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i make chili dogs when i have leftover chili despite it having beans. the bean chili dog is fine

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

rain dogs posted:

What do you do with beanless chili anyway? Put it on rice or something?

Freeze dry it into a brick and eat it like astronaut ice cream.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
A good substitute for beans is a whole chicken. :hmmyes:

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Thinking bout them beanZ

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
black beans are a top-tier bean imo. good for chili (don't @me), quesedillas, vegetarian tacos

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Just realized i have an exception because tofu chili owns

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I;m raging about thos beans

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Revins posted:

black beans are a top-tier bean imo. good for chili (don't @me), quesedillas, vegetarian tacos

I'm with you. Chili without beans is a sin.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Revins posted:

black beans are a top-tier bean imo. good for chili (don't @me), quesedillas, vegetarian tacos

always put black beans in my chili tbqh

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


why cant we all just get along?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
What if they made chili flavored jellybeans then could you put those in the chili and have proper chili with beans in it ???

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I'm not sure when we're supposed to do it but if these forums have taught me anything it's that someone needs to start calling someone else a nazi

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Peggy Edson posted:

kidney beans own but gently caress you if you put black beans in there

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Going to make some chili this weekend. Going to use red kidney and charro beans. :evilbuddy:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

AARD VARKMAN posted:

always put black beans in my chili tbqh

yeah they're perfect for it, nice meaty flavor and and you can never go wrong with getting more fiber :hai:

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer

Riot Bimbo posted:

Just realized i have an exception because tofu chili owns

How does this work like meat and tofu chunks or fake tofu meat?

Legit curious because i never thought to put tofu in chili but now im intrigued

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


flubber nuts posted:

why cant we all just get along?

we should all get a long, hot glass of chili on a cold christmas morn.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i've been replacing whey protein in whole milk with protein isolate in water and i'm gonna look shredded

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Sometimes I ONLY put beans in chili, motherfucker! For lowest cholesterol, maximum fiber, and optimum digestive health!

And I know it counts as chili because I use Carroll Shelby's Chili Kit!

https://carrollshelbyschili.com

The motherfucker who made the Shelby Cobra! The car that if you step on the gas pedal wrong, it immediately flips over, explodes, and KILLS YOUR rear end!

I buy that poo poo in bulk! You can't tell me poo poo about chili! Motherfucker!

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

Luvcow posted:

I'm not sure when we're supposed to do it but if these forums have taught me anything it's that someone needs to start calling someone else a nazi

Beanless chili is Nazi chili.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


istewart posted:

Sometimes I ONLY put beans in chili, motherfucker! For lowest cholesterol, maximum fiber, and optimum digestive health!

And I know it counts as chili because I use Carroll Shelby's Chili Kit!

https://carrollshelbyschili.com

The motherfucker who made the Shelby Cobra! The car that if you step on the gas pedal wrong, it immediately flips over, explodes, and KILLS YOUR rear end!

I buy that poo poo in bulk! You can't tell me poo poo about chili! Motherfucker!

That is such an odd product to put ones name on, that I am almost tempted to buy a pack to see what the deal is.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

flubber nuts posted:

why cant we all just get along?

Everything was fine until op stirred everything up like a big pot of useless beanless chili!!! :mad:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the op makes chili by adding ketchup to raw mince and panfrying it for ten minutes

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

the op makes chili by adding ketchup to raw mince and panfrying it for ten minutes

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