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i'll put some beans into your chili, op and by beans i mean the 2 "beans" in my fackin nutsack. heheheheee
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 13:49 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 03:15 |
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There are times when beanless chili is called for like previously stated. Detroit style Coney Island and Skyline chili for example. However, these are constituents of a larger whole and you'd have to be a loving heathen to just eat a bowl of what is essentially ground offal and brown.
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 13:51 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:the op makes chili by adding ketchup to raw mince and panfrying it for ten minutes actually that's your recipe
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 13:59 |
ZeusCannon posted:How does this work like meat and tofu chunks or fake tofu meat? you just sizzle n slap some tofu in your chili
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 14:27 |
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have we gotten to the part where we argue about The People Who Invented Chili and what they would think about beans?
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 14:51 |
Prof. Crocodile posted:have we gotten to the part where we argue about The People Who Invented Chili and what they would think about beans? No but we can start now
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 14:55 |
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My grandma makes the lamest fuckin chili in the world and nobody can bear to tell her it's poo poo, so we all eat it "happily."
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 15:22 |
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Riot Bimbo posted:you just sizzle n slap some tofu in your chili What the gently caress
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 15:24 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:beans or no, chili is a curry Here, check out my chillicurry recipe. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=4008993&pagenumber=5&perpage=40#post525896347 Yes, it has black beans and I make no apologies for that.
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 15:41 |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:have we gotten to the part where we argue about The People Who Invented Chili and what they would think about beans? According to what I've seen from Cowboy Chef Kent Rollins the original chilli might have been more beans than meat.
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 15:42 |
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ZeusCannon posted:Thinking bout them beanZ
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 15:44 |
Chili was ad hoc for a long time but it's 2022 and it's time to get rid of garbage filler like beans
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 15:45 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:My grandma makes the lamest fuckin chili in the world and nobody can bear to tell her it's poo poo, so we all eat it "happily." Buy gam-gam a couple cans of beans, should fix it right up
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 15:56 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Buy gam-gam a couple cans of beans, should fix it right up She at least puts kidney beans in, she's not a MONSTER.
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 16:28 |
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Riot Bimbo posted:Chili was ad hoc for a long time but it's 2022 and it's time to get rid of garbage filler like beans actually because it's 2022 beef is expensive as gently caress now and beans are all the more important
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 16:48 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:My grandma makes the lamest fuckin chili in the world and nobody can bear to tell her it's poo poo, so we all eat it "happily." even following the directions on a McCormick chili packet makes at least edible chili so im curious what goes in your grandma's chili
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 16:49 |
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gonna guess your grandma just GOOD, NOW THROW THAT poo poo AWAY
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 16:50 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:even following the directions on a McCormick chili packet makes at least edible chili so im curious what goes in your grandma's chili It's probably nearly that and it is "fine" but my dear old dad used to make killer chilli FULL OF FUCKIN BEANS
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 16:54 |
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That Carroll Shelby stuff someone posted earlier honestly isn’t bad at all if you don’t have/don’t want to buy a bunch of spices separately. It’s definitely got more depth and heat than a McCormick packet, especially if you doctor up the package directions a little (throw in some diced tomatoes, replace water with beer etc).
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 17:02 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:That Carroll Shelby stuff someone posted earlier honestly isn’t bad at all if you don’t have/don’t want to buy a bunch of spices separately. It’s definitely got more depth and heat than a McCormick packet, especially if you doctor up the package directions a little (throw in some diced tomatoes, replace water with beer etc). (Add your own corn)
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 17:41 |
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Smugworth posted:(Add your own corn) No I don’t think I will
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 17:46 |
SilkyP posted:What the gently caress yeah just melt some butter, some garlic salt, and toast that tofu, put it in the chili, let it hang out in there for a while. it's delicious
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 18:03 |
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Valko posted:Here, check out my chillicurry recipe. this sounds p. good. especially the black beans.
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 18:13 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:That Carroll Shelby stuff someone posted earlier honestly isn’t bad at all if you don’t have/don’t want to buy a bunch of spices separately. It’s definitely got more depth and heat than a McCormick packet, especially if you doctor up the package directions a little (throw in some diced tomatoes, replace water with beer etc). don't forget a metric fuckload of cumin!!!!
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 18:19 |
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Beans are the beans of life you cretin
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 18:22 |
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Op was one of those kids that refused to eat anything but oatmeal and mac n cheese. Probably had to wear knee pads on their bike too lmao
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 18:23 |
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Corn is basically yellow beans
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 18:28 |
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in honor of the op i'm eating pizza with pepperoni, pineapple and hot sauce for lunch
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 19:31 |
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It is my firm belief that man can subsist on nothing more then chili and anger. To that end, I have decided to share my own favorite chili recipe with the lot of you, so that you may convert your shame and anger into chili and anger. In this way, I am the best humanitarian who has ever or will ever survive. I'm going to be breaking a few sacred chili rules here. Too bad; I apologize to no one. Ingredients:
Instructions:
And that's it, you're done. You just went from a pathetic, flaccid pushover to a chili-chewing boner-owner in about an hour. Your life will thank me. Who's next? Don't even think about posting a recipe with corn in it. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 19:53 |
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EEKA GEEK posted:It is my firm belief that man can subsist on nothing more then chili and anger. ein?
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 20:12 |
Luvcow posted:in honor of the op i'm eating pizza with pepperoni, pineapple and hot sauce for lunch my partner has entirely murdered my hate of weird pizza. i am not a pineapple pizza girl but personally i don't care. last night i had a chicken ranch pizza and hey like i prefer a basic rear end pepperoni but it was good anyway but still gently caress beans in chili motherfucker
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 20:40 |
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You ever put beans on a piping hot slice of 'za
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 20:48 |
i will murder anyone i see doing that and that's a credible threat
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 21:00 |
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i once saw a 'gourmet' pizza joint that offered a sweet corn, she-crab, and black bean pizza.
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 21:47 |
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Bean pizzas are god tier
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 21:58 |
please do not troll in this thread
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 21:59 |
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i have made pizza with chili with beans as the topping and i enjoyed it
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 21:59 |
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Riot Bimbo posted:i will murder anyone i see doing that and that's a credible threat
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 22:25 |
now you've done it fucker
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 22:31 |
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what is this? some kind of large pastry???
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 22:42 |