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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i have so many different kinds of beans in my Bean Bin. now that's it's cold i'm going to start making chili and i'm putting a different bean in each batch. maybe multiple types. no one can stop me!

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

It is estimated that there are well over 400 different types or varieties of dry beans grown throughout the world.

Imagine a chili with one bean each of the 400 different types or varieties.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Bean Fact:
Canada is fortunate in that it grows beans in excess of its needs and exports its surpluses around the world. In fact, 80-90% of the beans grown in Ontario are exported.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

numberoneposter posted:

Bean Fact:
Canada is fortunate in that it grows beans in excess of its needs and exports its surpluses around the world. In fact, 80-90% of the beans grown in Ontario are exported.

Very fortunate indeed

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

numberoneposter posted:

It is estimated that there are well over 400 different types or varieties of dry beans grown throughout the world.

Imagine a chili with one bean each of the 400 different types or varieties.

i have been reserving a handful of each new type of bean i get, mostly because a lot of them are pretty and maybe one day i can plant them. i could make a single chili with perhaps 20+ kinds of beans.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

numberoneposter posted:

It is estimated that there are well over 400 different types or varieties of dry beans grown throughout the world.

Imagine a chili with one bean each of the 400 different types or varieties.

I;m thinking about thos [400] Beans

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Really feeling the craving. I have some leftover celery i need to use, too. Was thinking about making a simple beanless chili, an egg white omelette with some celery bits inside, and just top that bad boy with some chili and fried tofu

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

BigBadSteve posted:

I only eat chili with beans and without beef. Fight me. :madmax:

same

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
chili WITH BEANS... and TEXTURED VEGETABLE PROTEIN:unsmigghh:

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
How about a chili with lima beans, OP? Would you like that?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Riot Bimbo posted:

Really feeling the craving. I have some leftover celery i need to use, too. Was thinking about making a simple beanless chili, an egg white omelette with some celery bits inside, and just top that bad boy with some chili and fried tofu

Jesus wept

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I can see chili w/o beans as a topping for something else, hot dogs or egg white omelettes or what have you, but if it’s the main dish you need some beanery to fill it out and get that good satisfaction in your tummy.

naem
May 29, 2011

beand(s)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Bean Fact:
Ontario grows nine types of beans.

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Nov 19, 2022

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

numberoneposter posted:

Bean Fact:
Ontario grows nine types of beans.

Unsubscribe

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Bean fact: gross malignant mistake of god

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Why eat hundreds of tiny beans when you could eat one big bean?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

bean asmr:moist sweating beans (15:47)

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Luvcow posted:

bean asmr:moist sweating beans (15:47)

... subscribe

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Bean Fact:
1 lb (454 g) dry beans = 2 cups (500 ml) dry beans.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Riot Bimbo posted:

Bean fact: gross malignant mistake of god

Beans are the powerhouse of the cell

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Bean Fact:
White pea beans canned in tomato sauce are called “baked beans.”

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

numberoneposter posted:

Bean Fact:
White pea beans canned in tomato sauce are called “baked beans.”

many are unaware of this delectable foodstuff.

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/ckELeAo-Lzo

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

This thread has become the site's foremost platform for beans and bean-related content.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Is this bean thread now because goddamn do French Tarbais beans loving rule.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Prof. Crocodile posted:

This thread has become the site's foremost platform for beans and bean-related content.

OP picked their battle and lost

The opinions of posters like BAGS FLY AT NOON are starting to calm me down a little bit

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I never lose buddy

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
You lose every time you serve chili !!!

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


:elon:

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Ty op for inspiring me to make some all bean chili

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


My girlfriend added a couple of tablespoons of chia seeds to my no-bean chili and it's pretty loving amazing ngl

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
:thembeans:

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Riot Bimbo posted:

Love to freestyle and just throw a bunch of garbage in there. Lima beans, snap peas, you name it. Or you could stop being an absolute fool idk There's nothing quite like beanless chili on an egg white omelette

7 pages late, but seriously, what the gently caress are you talking about?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Riot Bimbo posted:

My girlfriend added a couple of tablespoons of chia seeds to my no-bean chili and it's pretty loving amazing ngl

I don’t know why but this post made me wonder if there was a Guy Fieri Chia Pet and the answer, sadly, is “no”.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

mods please rename this thread the "beanatorium masturbatorium"

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Future Man vibes

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naem
May 29, 2011

Prof. Crocodile posted:

This thread has become the site's foremost platform for beans and bean-related content.

https://youtu.be/upO_tqkKbjA

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