Saalkin posted:

I actually hadn't had chilli in awhile. gently caress I love chilli

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Imma put deez beanz in your chili op!!!

EEKA GEEK posted:

It is my firm belief that man can subsist on nothing more then chili and anger.

To that end, I have decided to share my own favorite chili recipe with the lot of you, so that you may convert your shame and anger into chili and anger. In this way, I am the best humanitarian who has ever or will ever survive.

I'm going to be breaking a few sacred chili rules here. Too bad; I apologize to no one.

Ingredients:

• 1 & 1/2 to 2 lbs of ground PORK (perfect way to uncover jews)
  
• 2 packages of french onion soup mix (be prepared for your chili to surrender)
  
• 2 tablespoons of chili powder (less if you're a baby, more if you're a man)
  
• 4 teaspoons of ground cumin (omit this and I will devour your soul)
  
• 1 teaspoon of black pepper (slightly racist)
  
• 1/2 teaspoon of salt (or none if you're heaving a heart attack right now)
  
• 6 ejaculations (squirts) of Tabasco sauce
  
• 1 21-ounce can of red beans and 1 21-ounce can of black beans (I have a dream)
  
• 2 6-ounce cans of tomato paste with garlic (regular tomato paste = you're an rear end in a top hat)
  
• 2 8-ounce cans of tomato sauce (real men need more than just paste)
  
• 1 yellow, orange or red pepper, chopped up (green peppers are Satan's taint)
  
• 1 package of sliced mushrooms (yes, you can slice your own mushrooms, smartass)
  

Instructions:

1. Put the meat in a huge chili pot and brown it over medium heat
   
2. Add 4 cups of water and the french onion soup mix. Stir and let simmer for 10 minutes
   
3. Stir in the spices and the Tabasco and simmer for another minute or two
   
4. Add the beans, the mushrooms and the chopped pepper
   
5. Turn to low and let simmer for at least 20 minutes, 40 is better, stirring every 5-10
   
6. Call your mother and tell her she's not allowed to hug you anymore
   

And that's it, you're done. You just went from a pathetic, flaccid pushover to a chili-chewing boner-owner in about an hour. Your life will thank me.

Who's next? Don't even think about posting a recipe with corn in it. You should be ashamed of yourself.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Got the beans ready op

Das Boo posted:

The only rules of food is that it should taste good and not make you sick.

naem posted:

the bean shall inherit the earth

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

What kind of beans do you use

Prof. Crocodile posted:

i am so loving angry about chili rn

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Seems like you might have a financial stake in putting forth this misinformation, Costco Meatballs

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