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Which NFC South will first be Taken by Poseiden?
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Its Thursday Night! you could be doing anything right now but you're watching two bad teams slam into each other over a ball, and so am I!

Tonight we have an abysmal Panthers team with a three-headed poo poo hydra for a QB vs an offense that passes once per quarter. In a rain storm. Will it be good? Will it be poo poo? Will it be good poo poo? Find out on Thursday Night Football!

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I’m gonna be seeing Black Panther 2 unfortunately instead of this poo poo show.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Alexa, put on a football game between two lovely teams.

"Playing Thursday Night Football"

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Can’t wait to watch some dogshit football!

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Marshawn Lynch leads a magical life.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Gatts posted:

I’m gonna be seeing Black Panther 2 unfortunately instead of this poo poo show.

A poor choice

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
combined 6-12 record, this will be great

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Gimme the slop.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

gently caress yeah, Clownball Prime

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







If you’re watching this without an active rooting interest you need Jesus.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I made a thread about fake football.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








We already have an nfc south thread thanks

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

FizFashizzle posted:

If you’re watching this without an active rooting interest you need Jesus.

Not even Jesus can save those of us with a rooting interest

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im here to watch this garbage

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

FizFashizzle posted:

If you’re watching this without an active rooting interest you need Jesus.

im ready for NFCS champs the Atlanta Falcons to take care of business tonight

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Chinatown posted:

im here to watch this garbage

:same:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
This was posted in some other thread a few days back, and I feel it may be relevant to the quality of game we’ll see tonight:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I've spent the last 45 minutes detangling and changing out the bulbs on a strand of Christmas lights and have to wonder if that might be the highlight of the night.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
sensibly chuckling to myself over seeing a draft kings ad in california, when their attempt to purchase sports betting legalization via ballot here just went down in flames harder than just about any proposition in history

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

This was posted in some other thread a few days back, and I feel it may be relevant to the quality of game we’ll see tonight:



that's p rad

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I don’t care about the troops

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Flag right off the bat. Gonna be a game

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Jerseys look good imo

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

If you’re watching this without an active rooting interest you need Jesus.

We're all proud degenerates here.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

I'm here for the clownball, and to root for the falcons to a lesser extent.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

fartknocker posted:

This was posted in some other thread a few days back, and I feel it may be relevant to the quality of game we’ll see tonight:



I somehow don't think this game will be exciting enough to qualify as a flaming rear end in a top hat. But I live in hope.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I somehow don't think this game will be exciting enough to qualify as a flaming rear end in a top hat. But I live in hope.

We all dream

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
Arthur Smith looks like a caveman

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Who's even under center for these idiot failteams?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Flags for the flag god

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I can't help wondering what the Falcons plan is. It has to be thrown way the gently caress off with how they're doing compared to expectations

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Who's even under center for these idiot failteams?

how dare you

it's mariota vs walker, a true qb battle

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Is this the first time the Panthers have worn black this season? I feel like they've been in white almost every game

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Shinji2015 posted:

Is this the first time the Panthers have worn black this season? I feel like they've been in white almost every game

No one remembers anything the panthers do here friend

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

kazil posted:

how dare you

it's mariota vs walker, a true qb battle

My failson uncle named his purebred golden retriever after Mariota. He's a terrible, untrainable dog but that's like 100% my uncle's fault.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

What is the panthers score total for the 1st quarter this year? 6?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Do you die and turn into a ghost if you drive a Toyota :iiam:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





'lil disappointed. I thought this was gonna be a hurricane game.

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Do you die and turn into a ghost if you drive a Toyota :iiam:

No, only Teslas

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Do you die and turn into a ghost if you drive a Toyota :iiam:

other way around

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