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Ah, football. Eleven men on each side fighting it out on the gridiron. The pinnacle of human endeavor. Sadly that's not what this thread is about. Instead we're here to talk about soccer. Yes, it's World Cup time and the  is competing. Yes, my fellow Americans, apparently this is thing. Foreigners with functional governments seem to like it so it can't be that bad. I even hear that it's played by professionals in some of our larger cities. And our smaller cities too. Yeah, I know, right?All kidding aside, there's not much to remember about Team in the World Cup. In fact, I'll show you the only two moments where we've ever mattered. Both involve Landon Donovan.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7eZmKWW9s4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX2D7L-v8uI And since we're playing again this year, I guess I'd better tell you about Are Troops: GOALKEEPERS Ethan Horvath (Luton Town), Sean Johnson (New York City FC), Matt Turner (Arsenal) DEFENDERS Cameron Carter-Vickers (Celtic), Sergino Dest (AC Milan), Aaron Long (New York Red Bulls), Shaq Moore (Nashville SC), Tim Ream (Fulham), Antonee Robinson (Fulham), Joe Scally (Borussia Monchengladbach), DeAndre Yedlin (Inter Miami CF), Walker Zimmerman (Nashville SC) MIDFIELDERS Brenden Aaronson (Leeds United), Kellyn Acosta (LAFC), Tyler Adams (Leeds United), Luca de la Torre (Celta Vigo), Weston McKennie (Juventus), Yunus Musah (Valencia), Cristian Roldan (Seattle Sounders FC) FORWARDS Jesus Ferreira (FC Dallas), Jordan Morris (Seattle Sounders), Christian Pulisic (Chelsea), Gio Reyna (Borussia Dortmund), Josh Sargent (Norwich City), Tim Weah (Lille), Haji Wright (Antalyaspor) Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Nov 11, 2022 |
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Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:Death to America In the World Cup? Yeah, probably.
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stab posted:Please post choice meltdowns of USMNT twitter on Pepi not making the team plz and ty Such a thing exists?
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Ohtori Akio posted:Yes. It's coming home. Look out Georgie!
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Was thinking of a way to make an epic geopolitics joke about beating Iran then realized that I don't actually want to do that.
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sticksy posted:USA are bad and gonna get bummed by the Dutch 
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Nov 29, 2022 22:22
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Spuckuk posted:It's interesting watching American responses to just being not very good at a sport. Look, give us a break, we can't possibly live up to English standards of failing at soccer. And especially not the moaning that comes afterward.
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Spuckuk posted:You only adapted being poo poo at footie, we were born into it, moulded by it. It's true, we can't possibly develop anything on the level of 2006 Wayne Rooney any time soon.
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