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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




I'm pretty certain the only players coming into this tournament with any sort of form are the Leeds crew and both Tim Ream, the Javier Zanetti of St Charles County, MO, and Josh Sargent, the Lionel Messi of St Charles County, MO. (No, really, they both even went to the same high school.)

Considering nobody knows who's going to start in goal (and there were actual people wanting to give the Maccabi Haifa GK a call-up as a result, because he couldn't hurt), Gergg Berhalter's continued insistence in making Walker Zimmerman the first name on the team sheet when Ream and CCV are both better options, Weston McKennie having to play Allegriball, and Christian Pulisic continuing to be a fraud, this could be a tournament where they could win their group or crash out with 0 points.

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




sticksy posted:

Has anyone consulted the FIFA rule book to see if a team can achieve negative points

after I saw this today, yes https://twitter.com/usmnt/status/1591786248896929792?s=46&t=Qh5mCMkycF3_ePTez12BzA

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Wazzerphuk posted:

imagine not starting Big Tim Ream and Antonee Robinson at every game in the World Cup. Guaranteed third place in the groups, and I mean that in a nice way.

Furthermore, bring back Clip Dempy

excuse me, but they can’t hold Walker Zimmerman’s jock. Have they ever done it on a calm Saturday night in Portland? Thought not.

—Gregg Berhalter, likely

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




t a s t e posted:

Poor quality up top did them in once again, too bad

Jb quite cringe all the time

He really is bad these days. Last funny thing he did was The Dugout, which has been completely scrubbed from the Internet because it would get him instantly cancelled

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