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KYOON GRIFFEY JR: Apr 12, 2010; Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

BlindSite posted:

Derek Carr has been underrated and seemingly unwanted his entire career. Hope he goes somewhere decent.

He's gonna be a Jet

# ? Nov 14, 2022 16:39

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# ? May 3, 2024 10:35

Doctor Teeth: Sep 12, 2008

not that it makes their draft record look that much better, but ruggs was a hit just in terms of football ability.

it's just the whole killing someone while drunk driving thing

# ? Nov 14, 2022 16:50

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

He's gonna be a Jet

If Wilson doesn't make a big improvement in the second half this is about as good as the Jets could do for next year.

# ? Nov 14, 2022 16:54

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

The Raiders are an embarrassment.

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1592178290281824263?s=20&t=BQbQih_GKB14cQcUKNmjaA

# ? Nov 14, 2022 16:56

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Not the first time that's happened to the Raiders against the Colts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HCUUP0-J_8

# ? Nov 14, 2022 16:59

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

Not the first time that's happened to the Raiders against the Colts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HCUUP0-J_8

I remember watching that live and just howling when that happened :allears:

# ? Nov 14, 2022 17:11

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Kalli posted:

Not the first time that's happened to the Raiders against the Colts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HCUUP0-J_8

It will never not get me that he didnt just keep his head forward and get into the endzone.

# ? Nov 14, 2022 17:25

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

It will never not get me that he didnt just keep his head forward and get into the endzone.

I don't recall the score and clock situation on that play, but I can only assume it was to purposefully avoid scoring.

# ? Nov 14, 2022 17:56

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

fishing with the fam posted:

I don't recall the score and clock situation on that play, but I can only assume it was to purposefully avoid scoring.

Yes they only needed a first down to run out the clock.

# ? Nov 14, 2022 17:58

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

I posted this in the NFCN thread, sharing here. The average victory this season (through Week 10) is 9.3 points. Here's each teams values. The Vikings aren't blowing anyone out, but grinding out wins and refusing to be out of any game. They have FIVE 4th quarter comebacks! Who is this team?! Just win.

code:

MIN  8.0  6.5
PHI  8.0 11.2
 KC  7.0 10.1
MIA  7.0  7.7
NYG  7.0  5.0
BUF  6.0 17.8
TEN  6.0  6.0
SEA  6.0  8.7
NYJ  6.0  9.2
DAL  6.0 12.5
BAL  6.0  8.3
LAC  5.0  4.6
 SF  5.0 16.0
 TB  5.0  8.0
CIN  5.0 14.0
 NE  5.0 16.6
WAS  4.0  3.5
ARI  4.0  8.5
ATL  4.0  6.0
IND  4.0  4.5
 GB  4.0  6.2
CAR  3.0 12.0
PIT  3.0  5.0
 NO  3.0 10.7
DEN  3.0  4.0
CHI  3.0 10.3
CLE  3.0 11.0
DET  3.0  5.3
 LA  3.0  8.7
JAX  3.0 19.7
 LV  2.0 13.5
HOU  2.0  3.5

# ? Nov 14, 2022 18:42

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

SirPablo posted:

I posted this in the NFCN thread, sharing here. The average victory this season (through Week 10) is 9.3 points. Here's each teams values. The Vikings aren't blowing anyone out, but grinding out wins and refusing to be out of any game. They have FIVE 4th quarter comebacks! Who is this team?! Just win.
code:
MIN  8.0  6.5
PHI  8.0 11.2
 KC  7.0 10.1
MIA  7.0  7.7
NYG  7.0  5.0
BUF  6.0 17.8
TEN  6.0  6.0
SEA  6.0  8.7
NYJ  6.0  9.2
DAL  6.0 12.5
BAL  6.0  8.3
LAC  5.0  4.6
 SF  5.0 16.0
 TB  5.0  8.0
CIN  5.0 14.0
 NE  5.0 16.6
WAS  4.0  3.5
ARI  4.0  8.5
ATL  4.0  6.0
IND  4.0  4.5
 GB  4.0  6.2
CAR  3.0 12.0
PIT  3.0  5.0
 NO  3.0 10.7
DEN  3.0  4.0
CHI  3.0 10.3
CLE  3.0 11.0
DET  3.0  5.3
 LA  3.0  8.7
JAX  3.0 19.7
 LV  2.0 13.5
HOU  2.0  3.5

lmao at JAX with 3 wins but when they got them they really got them.

# ? Nov 14, 2022 18:47

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

SirPablo posted:

I posted this in the NFCN thread, sharing here. The average victory this season (through Week 10) is 9.3 points. Here's each teams values. The Vikings aren't blowing anyone out, but grinding out wins and refusing to be out of any game. They have FIVE 4th quarter comebacks! Who is this team?! Just win.

I wonder just how much of those comeback wins is Jefferson going God mode like yesterday

# ? Nov 14, 2022 18:50

Blowjob Overtime: Apr 6, 2008; Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Black Lighter posted:

I wonder just how much of those comeback wins is Jefferson going God mode like yesterday

78%

# ? Nov 14, 2022 19:08

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

fishing with the fam posted:

I don't recall the score and clock situation on that play, but I can only assume it was to purposefully avoid scoring.

According to the announcers, he went down to avoid being tackled from behind. They didn't need the TD, the game was already in the bag with the first down.

# ? Nov 14, 2022 19:14

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Has anyone said Jeff Sunday yet

# ? Nov 14, 2022 22:44

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Gotta keep Wentz on the bench.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:07

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

The Eagles loving suck and now have 0 margin for error since the Vikings have the biggest possible horseshoe up their rear end

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:10

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:10

Fifty Three: Oct 29, 2007

Lmao

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:14

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

wandler20 posted:

Gotta keep Wentz on the bench.

If they make Wentz the starter again after Heinicke got the Commanders to .500, they deserve to lose out the rest of the season.

Well, even more so than usual

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:15

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Hard to argue against the logic

https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1592368274423308288?t=YDxS25ulBp6vfxZmP1fZAg&s=19

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:18

Yudo: May 15, 2003

wandler20 posted:

Hard to argue against the logic

https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1592368274423308288?t=YDxS25ulBp6vfxZmP1fZAg&s=19

Commanders beat the Jags.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:19

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Noted Eagles fan is Real Mad.

https://twitter.com/BenjaminSolak/status/1592370858223599616

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:20

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

That was a stupid, stupid, stupid game. But it was a game where almost everything that could go wrong did - lovely calls, flukey turnovers, guys getting banged up, run defense turning intangible - and they still would have had a chance to win it without that garbage roughing the passer call*. That's not bad for a game where the football gods collectively decided to smite us. NFCE Clownball reigns supreme, Go Birds, etc.

*Seriously, tho, dude trying to twist Goedert's head like The Exorcist doesn't get a flag, but Brandon Graham trying to pull up on a QB who randomly decided to kneel does? Yeah, OK.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:22

epic bacon: Sep 19, 2022

seems pretty cut and dry that a player falling to the ground to take a knee is informing the defense that they are giving up and as such cannot be hit afterwards

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:22

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Somewhere out there tonight, watching that game, Mark Sanchez wishes he thought of that.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:23

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

epic bacon posted:

seems pretty cut and dry that a player falling to the ground to take a knee is informing the defense that they are giving up and as such cannot be hit afterwards

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:25

Cognac McCarthy: Oct 5, 2008; It's a man's game, but boys will play

Black Lighter posted:

that garbage roughing the passer call*

If I were a defender trying to get the ball back for my team on a 4th down play, I would simply not take three steps and level a quarterback who had given himself up in the head with my whole body weight

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:25

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Yudo posted:

Commanders beat the Jags.

Stupid Twitter. Honestly kind of surprised anyone actually knew that tho because it's totally believable in this stupid season.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:26

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Heineke celebrated that dumbass Eagle running into him like it made him $125 grand

Because it did, he gets $125k per win.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:26

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

epic bacon posted:

seems pretty cut and dry that a player falling to the ground to take a knee is informing the defense that they are giving up and as such cannot be hit afterwards

I think the problem may have been that it was in such a weird spot that Graham just messed up. We're used to QBs taking a knee under center but not scrambling for several seconds and then taking one. I can't remember the last time I've seen anything like that. Doesn"t excuse the Eagles but it was odd

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:26

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

https://twitter.com/JamesPalmerTV/status/1592373483908259841?t=MHTHsiJLBx_pqeMdO7y2EA&s=19

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:29

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Diva Cupcake posted:

Noted Eagles fan is Real Mad.

https://twitter.com/BenjaminSolak/status/1592370858223599616

Very dumb people in the comments speculating on how QBs are now going to use this forbidden knowledge to draw flags by kneeling milliseconds before some defender creams them.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:30

SAY YOHO: Oct 5, 2021

https://twitter.com/Larry_Csonka39/status/1592369287242854401

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:30

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

wandler20 posted:

https://twitter.com/JamesPalmerTV/status/1592373483908259841?t=MHTHsiJLBx_pqeMdO7y2EA&s=19

Lol I feel like this is the worst possible way to defend yourself on a call where people are probably pretty open to hearing your side

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:30

Yudo: May 15, 2003

wandler20 posted:

Stupid Twitter. Honestly kind of surprised anyone actually knew that tho because it's totally believable in this stupid season.

The Commanders losing is always the most likely scenario. Its a fair mistake.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:30

Yudo: May 15, 2003

xbilkis posted:

Lol I feel like this is the worst possible way to defend yourself on a call where people are probably pretty open to hearing your side

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:31

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Black Lighter posted:

but Brandon Graham trying to pull up on a QB who randomly decided to kneel does? Yeah, OK.

Takes five steps towards QB on the ground, "pulls up" and decides to tackle him.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:32

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Black Lighter posted:

That was a stupid, stupid, stupid game. But it was a game where almost everything that could go wrong did - lovely calls, flukey turnovers, guys getting banged up, run defense turning intangible - and they still would have had a chance to win it without that garbage roughing the passer call*. That's not bad for a game where the football gods collectively decided to smite us. NFCE Clownball reigns supreme, Go Birds, etc.

*Seriously, tho, dude trying to twist Goedert's head like The Exorcist doesn't get a flag, but Brandon Graham trying to pull up on a QB who randomly decided to kneel does? Yeah, OK.

Didn't your team only have a chance to come back because the refs gave you a phantom OPI call?

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:32

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# ? May 3, 2024 10:35

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

A lot of salty Eagle fans on Twitter tonight.

https://twitter.com/austingayle_/status/1592374623974608897?t=iGDwx8NFv3z6nYhxZ9Bf7w&s=19

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:37

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