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Did they save me from a horrific pizza based Death
Dominos saved your rear end
Dominos ruins your rear end
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Pissing me off but tbh if they've inspected my domino's order for that long maybe I was saved from a pizza based IED

Tough to tell if this is good or not. Id love to hear your opinions on the distressing matter.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
what is domino's

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

You're under psychic attack, please seek help online

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Should've gone for Little Caesar's instead OP :grin:

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
They got to take each topping off and lick them to taste for imperfections

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Yeah I mean I can quality check a whole medium in about 15 minutes. :munch:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I called Little Caesar. Pizza Pizza

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
They haven't made your pizza OP. The internet lies to you.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

WE ARE AT AN HOUR. AND A loving HALF. WHAT RHE gently caress

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


can i have a slice? ill trade you some lsd.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

flubber nuts posted:

can i have a slice? ill trade you some lsd.


🛢️

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
drat that pizza is definitely going to be of some quality

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

WE ARE AT AN HOUR. AND A loving HALF. WHAT RHE gently caress

I know, right?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I don't think your pizza is coming mate.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I'm loving drinking and I just wanted pizza. I have a couple drinks once a goddamn week and I was hoping for some lovely pizza and wings to make my wife upset at my food choices.

Apparently I'm ordering at the loving Ritz Carlton Presidents suite because the pizza needs to go through TSA before it can be delivered.


I'm calling the manager this is bullshit

Orc Priest
Jun 9, 2021
just eat some cardboard, lad. same experience as consuming domino's.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Wendigee posted:

I don't think your pizza is coming mate.

Yeah, I know. Ill deal with it

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
it's getting jacked off onto OP

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Christ. Finally "Loc" is coming to deliver it.

I assume that is short for Loc dog and he will be rolling up in a ballin caddy.

Or he will be a cop trying to figure out why someone was attempting to assassinate me with a pizza based IED

Time will tell.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

20 Blunts posted:

it's getting jacked off onto OP

Even so at an hour and a half it’s like poo poo or get off the pot buddy. :colbert:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Wendigee posted:

NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE!

I have been working for the last 25 years and i know that isn't true

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
everyone wants to work, they just need a reason to

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Each shred of cheese is inspected individually; they are just really committed to quality pizza.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
i miss pete the pizza maker

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

They've made 3 or 4 pizzas, they just keep turning out not very good and then they have to try again

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

2 loving HOURS

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



im too high on lsd to understand if this is a yes or no.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Quality, checked. Too lovely for even a drunk goon, discarding the product and restarting production. 5th iteration already, well get it right eventually

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
they just press the buttons whenever OP, it has zero relation to what's actually happening with your pie

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




post photos of the pizza when it arrives, i want to see the quality

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Well it's loving cold. God damnit. I told LOC that Im not taking a cold pizza so he's off to go get another one and l the other poo poo.

Which I assume then just reheating the pizza and sending it back.


I just wanted pizza after eating 30MG of THC on an empty stomach.

I'm going to die.

Hoping for a new pizza. I plan to call every 2 minutes to check on the quality check and make sure they're checking all the boxes that need to be checked in a Timely manner.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

enjoy your pizza with extra spit lol

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Wendigee posted:

enjoy your pizza with extra spit lol

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I'll offer the delivery lad a $50 if he eats a slice of pizza. If he adamantly declines I will know it's hosed.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




should've just taken the cold pizza or asked for a refund

Orc Priest
Jun 9, 2021

Wendigee posted:

enjoy your pizza with extra spit lol

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I mean 2 hours is pretty unacceptable even if it’s Friday night

But this is why you get a pizza picked up and THEN you go home and get high or drunk. You got the order of operations wrong bro.

girl befriender
Sep 22, 2014

by vyelkin
this happened to me last time i ordered delivery a year ago. took 3 hours to get to me and when it did it was room temperature and as hard and dry as a cracker.

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Toxic Mental posted:

But this is why you get a pizza picked up and THEN you go home and get high or drunk. You got the order of operations wrong bro.

terrible plan, it'll be cold by the time the edibles kick in

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