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Did they save me from a horrific pizza based Death
Dominos saved your rear end
Dominos ruins your rear end
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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh God did no one get any food to OP?
:eek:

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


op is dead from starvation. rest in piece.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

flubber nuts posted:

op is dead from starvation. rest in piece.

do we have an RIP smilie?
Don't worry Ill check
:rip:
E: apparently we do

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

When I order Dominos to both sate my hunger and cut 12 minutes off my lifespan, I always order pickup because they're invariably late on the two-minute timer guarantee and I get a free pizza.

One time I got a free pizza because they were late bringing me my free pizza, so that's my Dominos story. Eat poo poo.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I regret to inform you that Loc killed the OP. He's dead. And gay.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

IT BURNS posted:

When I order Dominos to both sate my hunger and cut 12 minutes off my lifespan, I always order pickup because they're invariably late on the two-minute timer guarantee and I get a free pizza.

One time I got a free pizza because they were late bringing me my free pizza, so that's my Dominos story. Eat poo poo.

they stopped doing that poo poo in the 90's because it was an idiotic idea

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

By popular demand posted:

Look what you all caused!


The tuna/bean mix looks kind of ordinary, but the pig's balls-like roll has my mouth watering.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Life tip: pizza and other foods can be heated in an oven.

sad question
May 30, 2020

They were loving your pizza

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
Dominos serves only the best jizzas.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 46 minutes!
p sure the "quality check" is just the bit where it sits under a heat lamp until a driver grabs it and clocks out.

so in conclusion, owned

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

sad question posted:

They were loving your pizza

how do you make it?

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

God damnit, I demand to know what happened to the pizza

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA
:rip: to op

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
The pizza was clearly of such astonishingly high quality that the OP is slumped on their sofa, overwhelmed with bliss. They have tasted heaven and, in comparison, posting on the forums is like ashes in their mouth.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



By popular demand posted:

Look what you all caused!


what the hell is this abortion? You put that in your mouth and then kiss your mother?

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

MiracleFlare posted:

Dominos serves only the best jizzas.

Is this pronounced "jizz-a" or "jeets-a?" I'm trying to nail down my pitch deck over here.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Get better taste in pizza imo

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

I once ordered some cheesecake for delivery when in San Francisco. I watched that drat cheesecake travel across the bay bridge and straight up to Sacramento.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 46 minutes!

Flowers for QAnon posted:

I once ordered some cheesecake for delivery when in San Francisco. I watched that drat cheesecake travel across the bay bridge and straight up to Sacramento.

it's like that old country song "they sent my cheese to sacramento"

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



did you hear about these new things called bagel bites? They say that when pizzas on a bagel you can have pizza anytime. Sounds pretty cool I guess.

Chrispurple
Dec 29, 2012

Oh man, this is gonna be great.
The last 3 times I ordered Domino's it arrived an hour and a half late, so the app comped me a free medium pizza each time. The last two times were me cashing those in.

I tried to go for a third free pizza, but when I went to finalize the order it said that the store wasn't taking online deliveries at that time.

I like to think that they were stonewalling my infinite pizza combo, but it was probably just that somebody didn't show up to work. Regardless, without the draw of free pizza, I'm not ordering from them again any time soon.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



they are still waiting for their pizza in heaven.

Orc Priest
Jun 9, 2021
op is still not back? oh no no no

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Op got stuffed into a pizza oven

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
If I ate 60mg of edibles I'd be greened out and praying for death.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
The second quality check didn't go through and the IEDzza was delivered as the mestre planned. I hope Loc won't be getting a life sentence; dude was only the messenger.

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
You think you've got it bad, OP. I'm still waiting for my Taskrabbit to come to my house and make me pizza rolls and bring them down to the basement

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i can't believe it was only yesterday op was waiting for their gang bang pizza for 4 hours... and now they're dead.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



OP and Loc are bonnie and Clyding it up across the midwest at this point knocking over liquor stores together eating cold pizza.

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA
op overdosed on weed on an empty stomach.

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

god please help me posted:

op overdosed on weed on an empty stomach.

Loc brought the pizza back for OP and the pizza felt bad about it and had sloppy makeup sex with OP and now he’s going to give birth to a toilet full of Domino’s pizza babies

Hasturtium fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Nov 13, 2022

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I had to re read this thread to figure out where I was on the timeline as I forgot what happened. Thank you SA.

Anyway we are at almost hour 3 for a loving pizza. Why the hell didn't I just order buffalo wild wings.

Oh so you’re baked, baked. Nice.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Lol I'm not loving driving rn.


Still loving waiting it's now been 3+ hours. For a loving pizza.

This is bullshit I'm fixing mad god damnit. And things are getting more bleak as I decided to eat another 30MG

God damnit man what the gently caress I just wanted some pizza.

Lmao my guy you went back for more, and you were already spiralling oh noooooo

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

By popular demand posted:

Look what you all caused!


You gotta get that scrote looked at my boy

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Stoners who don't cook are disgusting :colbert:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sometimes it takes a lot of work to get that quality control semen on your pizza OP.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

OP was so hungry by the time Loc returnrd with the pizza that he killed Loc and ate him. Now he's locked up and can't post.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

BigBadSteve posted:

OP was so hungry by the time Loc returnrd with the pizza that he killed Loc and ate him. Now he's locked up and can't post.

A unjust probe if ever there was

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

If you’re high just eat some peanut butter English muffins.

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