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How'd the moon get there? You can't explain that.
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Bloody moon breaking the Roche limit without so much as a "by your leave". I wanted a ring, dagnabbit!
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Nov 13, 2022 21:23
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*spends last moments posting Everything Wrong With Moonfall*
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Nov 13, 2022 21:33
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Time to think of a new name for Tide Pods for the next generation that doesn't know what tides are.
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Nov 13, 2022 21:55
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The moon is flat wake up sheeple
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Nov 13, 2022 22:45
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Good night, moon.
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Nov 13, 2022 23:06
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Oh great first it rains and now the moon just crashed into the earth. I'll never get this load of washing done.
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Nov 13, 2022 23:08
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:loving finally
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Nov 13, 2022 23:13
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Yo momma's rear end is so fat, when she sits down astronomers mistake it for the moon crashing into the earth.
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Nov 13, 2022 23:13
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You Are A Elf posted:Moon created from a body crashing into the Earth, moon crashes back into the Earth.
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Nov 13, 2022 23:59
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Smugworth posted:The moon is flat wake up sheeple Did it crash flat side or long side?
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Nov 14, 2022 00:01
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That's Amore!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhTadcV0myo
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I was going off on the moon and I was all like “oh yeah buddy, why don’t you suck on this!” and I dropped my drawers and mooned the moon and then the moon was all like “oh that’s it pal, you want I should come down there? Huh, do ya?” And then I was like, “Yeah why dontcha come down here so’s I can give youse a shot right in the mush!” And then he was like “oh I’m comin down there right now buddy and there ain’t NOTHIN you can do about it!” And then, well, he came down here and now we got this problem but don’t look at me, that guy’s a real JERK!
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Nov 14, 2022 02:23
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A second moon just hit the towers!
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Nov 14, 2022 03:33
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Ow! My earth! I'm not supposed to get moon in it!
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Nov 14, 2022 03:34
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school's cancelled.
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Nov 14, 2022 04:16
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You Are A Elf posted:Moon created from a body crashing into the Earth, moon crashes back into the Earth. Recreates the original body, which continues hurtling off into space. All life on Earth (And more importantly, the moon) is destroyed.
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Nov 14, 2022 04:46
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kntfkr posted:school's cancelled. Sorry, but it's going to be an online day.
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Nov 14, 2022 05:19
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BigBadSteve posted:Someone with as much faith in science as you should be on the first rocket to Elon Musk's Mars colony. and be stuck hanging out with Matt Damon forever?
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Nov 14, 2022 05:20
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Ugh, not this poo poo again. I was vacuuming moon dust out of my carpet for weeks last time.
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Nov 14, 2022 05:54
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Watch Bush start a war.
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kntfkr posted:Watch Bush start a war. I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill them all.
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I'm on the planet Earth I'm on the moon I'm on the combination planet earth and the moon.
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Nov 14, 2022 06:52
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*looks at obliterated Moon chunks and the total destruction of much of the Earth’s surface, nods sagely* Well, THERE’S your problem!
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oh gently caress jesus christ holy poo poo I HAVE to know what tucker carlson thinks about this
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I'm on the planet Earth Welcome to planet moearth
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Nov 14, 2022 12:37
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I would have thought that it would have been louder
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Nov 15, 2022 02:34
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It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one.
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spleen merchant posted:I hate moondays.  Honestly i hope the moon crashing into earth ends humanity, and it doesn't rebuild itself into whatever-da-gently caress the back half of Seveneves was
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Nov 15, 2022 06:23
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Idk those underwater people were pretty cool
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My moon rock collection is now worthless.
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Nov 15, 2022 07:00
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This is going to be hell on the local salmon populations!
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Nov 15, 2022 07:26
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*dinging my glass at a big table in a snooty restaurant I say, who ordered the extra moon?
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Nov 15, 2022 07:32
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Are moonpies still OK? If not then god help us all
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tide no longer goes in, tide no longer goes out. you can't explain that
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