SNF 11/13 GDT 49ers vs 50 Whiners

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Who is your favorite California team?
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	The San Diego Chargers
	The San Francisco 49ers I guess
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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Like the refs even whistled the play dead ffs

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

the ref blew the play dead before he went in. you can't change anything about that

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

CapnAndy posted:

Feet keep moving doesn't matter, kicking team touching the ball is technically a spot foul

how do I know this better than the Rules Man

nah if you carry the ball into the endzone it's a touchback.

But I think they blew the play dead before he did that

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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

I don't understand why the guy is insisting it's a touchback

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The two minute warning doesn’t matter if you’re gonna throw there. Is wasted.

Fact remains two minutes and three time outs is more than enough for whatever drive they have planned

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Wiltsghost: Mar 27, 2011

that's so weird how they tried to make that a thing

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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Cavauro posted:

the ref blew the play dead before he went in. you can't change anything about that

You're always right Cav

# ? Nov 14, 2022 05:12

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Play posted:

Fact remains two minutes and three time outs is more than enough for whatever drive they have planned

They should have ran on first down then because it was gonna be a timeout either way.

This isn�t that hard.

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

If this were the pac12 they would have moved the ball to the 20 and made it 2nd down.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

there was a big play literally last week i think where they called it a touchback with the same basic happening

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

you can't change anything in the drat world.

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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Oh really Chris you think they'll go for it?

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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

Wiltsghost posted:

that's so weird how they tried to make that a thing

(extremely Terry McAulay voice) THAT'S A TOUCHBACK

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

*If Chargers punt they lose*

"Now I do think they go for it..."

fucksakes Collinsworth you are the stupidest motherfucker alive, put my dog on commentary

# ? Nov 14, 2022 05:13

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Cavauro posted:

the ref blew the play dead before he went in. you can't change anything about that

Exactly. That was a really weird interlude. And he doesn't have to give himself up he's the kicking team he just needs to hold it until the whistle blows

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

i would have won 2k dollars if the chargers could have won this game thanks to a parlay with the vikings winning.

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

That was some of the most pathetic incompetence I�ve seen.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

ah well, good thing they have all those time outs

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

the niners have won the superbowl!

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rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

gently caress yeah, nice stop

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Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Hell yeah

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Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

What a wet fart

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

They should have ran on first down then because it was gonna be a timeout either way.

This isn’t that hard.

Uhhhh no because a throw would likely get more yardage. The time doesn't even matter, at all. Whatever they can accomplish they can do in two minutes and three time outs

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

The Chargers stink

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Now some of you may be asking, does my dog in fact know anything about football

and the answer is no, she's a dog

but neither does Collinsworth and my dog doesn't bark all that much so it'd be a huge net gain

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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

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Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Give CMC a rushing TD opportunity or two as a treat

# ? Nov 14, 2022 05:15

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Cavauro posted:

i would have won 2k dollars if the chargers could have won this game thanks to a parlay with the vikings winning.

Is that true. drat

# ? Nov 14, 2022 05:15

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

CapnAndy posted:

Now some of you may be asking, does my dog in fact know anything about football

and the answer is no, she's a dog

but neither does Collinsworth and my dog doesn't bark all that much so it'd be a huge net gain

And, oddly enough, your dog is actually LESS likely than Collinsworth to sniff Tom Brady's crotch.

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Somewhat interesting decision if they get stopped on 3rd down.

You'd force the Chargers to score a TD if you kicked, you'd force them to go from the half yard line to a field goal if you go for it and miss.

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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

Cavauro posted:

i would have won 2k dollars if the chargers could have won this game thanks to a parlay with the vikings winning.

you fool, betting on the Chargers

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Crescent Wrench posted:

And, oddly enough, your dog is actually LESS likely than Collinsworth to sniff Tom Brady's crotch.

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HyperPuma: Jun 24, 2007; b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

Codependent Poster posted:

The Chargers stink

agree

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Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Grittybeard posted:

Somewhat interesting decision if they get stopped on 3rd down.

You'd force the Chargers to score a TD if you kicked, you'd force them to go from the half yard line to a field goal if you go for it and miss.

you go for it imo

# ? Nov 14, 2022 05:16

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Grittybeard posted:

Somewhat interesting decision if they get stopped on 3rd down.

You'd force the Chargers to score a TD if you kicked, you'd force them to go from the half yard line to a field goal if you go for it and miss.

Absolutely go for it IMHO. Especially after that last chargers 'drive'

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

go for it

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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

GO FOR IT

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Wiltsghost: Mar 27, 2011

oh poo poo

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

AndrewP posted:

you fool, betting on the Chargers

mean guy

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

You kick the field goal you morons

# ? Nov 14, 2022 05:17

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