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americans keep exporting garbage holidays like Halloween and Valentine's Day. that's bullshit. give me turkey
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some family members are blessing god for thanksgiving, while i'm thanking china for being the only major country on earth that doesn't submit to and isn't influenced by any religious ideology, nor count on the religious base for the construction of political legitimacy and popularity
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Nov 14, 2022 10:16
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NeatHeteroDude posted:Set clear boundaries and expectations before the holiday. Sometimes people just don't know what topics are on or off limits, and most of the time, the people who love you probably don't want to make you anxious, sad, or angry during the few times they get to see you per year. That's a good idea. This year I'm only discussing the Taliban owning us in a war.
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Nov 14, 2022 11:52
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I normally don't discuss politics at family gatherings but if my father wants to step to me I have no qualms about putting that old man in a box(verbal)
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Nov 14, 2022 13:04
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I plan on finding out who the democrats should run in 2024
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Nov 14, 2022 13:08
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i just realized that this will be the first year since i was 14 that my cousin and i won't get to have our weird thanksgiving ritual of eating way too much and then attempting to beat Megaman X4 in one sitting (and failing to do so) and i have to cook and i'm in loving Louisiana god gently caress you op jk ("just kidding")
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Nov 14, 2022 13:19
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You gotta find something everybody can have a light laugh at, like my family is in NY so I'll probably say "did you all remember to vote for CUOMO??" because he wasn't on the ballot, because of sex crimes, so everyone will know I'm just kidding
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Nov 14, 2022 14:49
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I keep a gun tucked in my waistband that I will flash at my uncle several times during the course of the meal every time he tries to bring up current events
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Nov 14, 2022 15:18
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Print out the covid thread and read it out loud at the dinner table
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Nov 14, 2022 15:20
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:You gotta find something everybody can have a light laugh at, like my family is in NY so I'll probably say "did you all remember to vote for CUOMO??" because he wasn't on the ballot, because of sex crimes, so everyone will know I'm just kidding something somethig lying whores, no charges, should never have stepped down
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Nov 14, 2022 15:20
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Five boomer relatives scrolling through tik toc at full volume
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Nov 14, 2022 15:23
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:something somethig lying whores, no charges, should never have stepped down i don't have any uncles so I don't have to worry about this
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Nov 14, 2022 15:26
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Dad got shot over an argument over viewing tik tok during family time. He's dead
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Nov 14, 2022 15:27
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SorePotato posted:Dad got shot over an argument over viewing tik tok during family time. He's dead too bad all the EMTs quit over the last two years. we are chilling his body in the snow bank outside until they get around to picking him up
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Nov 14, 2022 15:28
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try to remember the basics of CQC
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Nov 14, 2022 15:52
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wonder if there were any weirdos who had leftist parents. all the M-Ls at Thanksgiving talking poo poo to the anarchist uncle or w/e
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Nov 14, 2022 16:04
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In Training posted:wonder if there were any weirdos who had leftist parents. all the M-Ls at Thanksgiving talking poo poo to the anarchist uncle or w/e I smell a sitcom!
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Nov 14, 2022 16:11
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I knew some folks that had leftist parents, grew up in a small town in the middle of nowhere in the olympic peninsula and raised by hardcore wobblies. The hustle and bustle of the big city wasn't for them and now they live on a remote island in southern Alaska
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Nov 14, 2022 18:28
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for extra fun, every five minutes remind everybody that the Pilgrims committed genocide against the indigenous peoples of the Americas
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Nov 14, 2022 18:28
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vyelkin posted:for extra fun, every five minutes remind everybody that the Pilgrims committed genocide against the indigenous peoples of the Americas Saying "Love to celebrate the worst genocide in history, which our country gladly participated in" for the 10th time as my uncle (convicted for a sex crime in the 90s) reaches for a heavy, blunt object to swing at my head
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Nov 14, 2022 18:46
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Just don't talk to your family. You don't have to say anything just glare at them. If it feels awkward drink more alcohol, simple as
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Nov 14, 2022 20:02
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In Training posted:wonder if there were any weirdos who had leftist parents. all the M-Ls at Thanksgiving talking poo poo to the anarchist uncle or w/e If I become a parent im going to become the most reactionary kind so that my kids end up being annoying DSA types.
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Nov 14, 2022 20:31
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Colonialism," i holler as i overturn my uncle's big green egg
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Nov 14, 2022 20:37
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vyelkin posted:for extra fun, every five minutes remind everybody that the Pilgrims committed genocide against the indigenous peoples of the Americas I've gotten some great mileage out of "The only difference between the Pilgrims and the Nazis is that the Nazis failed."
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Nov 14, 2022 20:44
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explaining to your family that the founding fathers were rapists and murderers
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Nov 15, 2022 03:18
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Connecting the American colonies to what Israel is doing in gaza
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Nov 15, 2022 03:21
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Pentecoastal Elites posted:try to remember the basics of CQC always check your corners, rookie
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Nov 15, 2022 03:31
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record yourself farting and play the farts every time your mom asks you how college is going
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Nov 15, 2022 03:33
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If someone argues with you just gently caress the turkey to establish dominance
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Nov 15, 2022 04:41
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I'm glad they gave up on making that Eli Roth Thanksgiving grindhouse movie, it never would have lived up to the trailer
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Nov 15, 2022 05:10
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AnimeIsTrash posted:Thanksgiving or turkey day as I like to call it is just around the corner. I thought it'd be good to get a thread going where we can all share advice for arguing with our family members. Every time someone disagrees with you strip off an item of clothing. Every time. Once naked if they continue to argue with you proceed to stand up and loudly jerk off into their food. Really use your lungs with the grunting. Accuse them of being close minded and immature. If they either leave or bodily throw you outside then proudly exclaim your victory and intellectual superiority.
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Nov 15, 2022 05:57
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im gonna put the turkey in a big trash bag and sous vide it in the bathtub
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Nov 15, 2022 09:51
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try moving abroad and not having thansgiving with your family, but hosting a small thanksgiving dinner with some close friends in your new country
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Nov 15, 2022 10:13
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does anyone have parents/family who are very bad at cooking but insist on cooking anyway and nobody has the heart to tell them? my family has always been good at cooking food but it's such a common media trope I wonder how often it actually happens with real people. that seems worse than any politics poo poo.
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Nov 15, 2022 10:46
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fart simpson posted:try moving abroad and not having thansgiving with your family, but hosting a small thanksgiving dinner with some close friends in your new country Would love to be a rich white woman in a Hallmark movie
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Nov 15, 2022 13:58
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Cuttlefush posted:does anyone have parents/family who are very bad at cooking but insist on cooking anyway and nobody has the heart to tell them? my family has always been good at cooking food but it's such a common media trope I wonder how often it actually happens with real people. that seems worse than any politics poo poo. yeah, it's called living in the Freaking midwest
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Nov 15, 2022 15:10
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Cuttlefush posted:does anyone have parents/family who are very bad at cooking but insist on cooking anyway and nobody has the heart to tell them? It's very common because most people's cooking sucks rear end and it's a social taboo to say anything negative. So everyone is like "Oh this is sooooo good Karen hahaha. I didn't know you were a chef hahahah."
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i say swears online posted:the rule is if you cook something really good and get compliments you can Start poo poo Alternatively host Thanksgiving and cook for everyone. That way if anyone says anything you don’t like you can just take their plate of food away.
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we're doing friendsgiving with my wife's very leftleaning buddies. any tips for alienating them?
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