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NeatHeteroDude posted:we're doing friendsgiving with my wife's very leftleaning buddies. any tips for alienating them? talk about how good hillary clinton is and it's her turn
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NeatHeteroDude posted:we're doing friendsgiving with my wife's very leftleaning buddies. any tips for alienating them? just be yourself
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Nov 15, 2022 21:19
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I agree with everything they say in a kind of dumb "oh wow, is that so" way until they get bored and stop talking to me. Pretty effective. Actually basically how I interact with people on here now
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Nov 15, 2022 21:29
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Xaris posted:talk about how good hillary clinton is and it's her turn it's too late, i've spent too much time making fun of her. they would notice the inconsistency and assume i'm doing one of my famous "nhd bits"
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Nov 15, 2022 21:32
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NeatHeteroDude posted:we're doing friendsgiving with my wife's very leftleaning buddies. any tips for alienating them? Talk about the azov battalion
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Nov 15, 2022 23:13
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NeatHeteroDude posted:we're doing friendsgiving with my wife's very leftleaning buddies. any tips for alienating them? are you talking leftists or liberals? if the former, Holomodor chat. If the latter, talk about Pelosi being goated with the jugs
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Nov 15, 2022 23:16
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USS Liberty posted:Talk about the azov battalion can't wait to freak their beans with my knowledge of ukraine Filthy Hans posted:are you talking leftists or liberals? if the former, Holomodor chat. If the latter, talk about Pelosi being goated with the jugs holodomor more like can I holodomore of this delicious turkey? is a phrase i can use
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Nov 15, 2022 23:23
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NeatHeteroDude posted:holodomor more like can I holodomore of this delicious turkey? is a phrase i can use make sure you say this while holding a comically large fork and spoon
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Nov 15, 2022 23:24
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talk about jolly west
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Nov 15, 2022 23:31
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Just kidding, I tell my family of the importance of JDPON, their role in the world as the Amerikkkan labor aristocracy crushing the throats of the third world proletariat, how they will all be justifiably put against the wall in the name of the dictatorship of the proletariat, and to pass that dang cranberry sauce!
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Nov 15, 2022 23:35
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NeatHeteroDude posted:we're doing friendsgiving with my wife's very leftleaning buddies. any tips for alienating them? just be yourse- Pepe Silvia Browne posted:just be yourself gently caress you
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Nov 15, 2022 23:53
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NeatHeteroDude posted:Remember that they still love you, even if your politics disagree. Use this to own them by saying "I no longer love you. Because our politics disagree." lol
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Nov 16, 2022 00:19
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go hard on CIA crank / conspiracy guy and never break character. do this for years until not even u are sure if its a bit or if u really believe it. this happened to me and its very very cool
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Nov 16, 2022 01:07
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dismiss all culture war issues as drivel promulgated by the ruling class to manipulate and control the proletariat
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Nov 16, 2022 01:09
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NeatHeteroDude posted:we're doing friendsgiving with my wife's very leftleaning buddies. any tips for alienating them? Left liberals? Explain to them that Reagan and Trump are/were liberals.
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Nov 16, 2022 01:16
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Karl Barks posted:Just kidding, I tell my family of the importance of JDPON, their role in the world as the Amerikkkan labor aristocracy crushing the throats of the third world proletariat, how they will all be justifiably put against the wall in the name of the dictatorship of the proletariat, and to pass that dang cranberry sauce! oh wow, is that so?
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Nov 16, 2022 01:17
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alientate your family and friends by planting a grenade / IED in the turkey carcass and killing them in a huge explosion lol. also shrapnel.
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Nov 16, 2022 01:17
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dialing my nokia from the kithcen and grinning
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Smythe posted:go hard on CIA crank / conspiracy guy and never break character. do this for years until not even u are sure if its a bit or if u really believe it. this happened to me and its very very cool everyone loves the cia crank/conspiracy guy though. this is how you mend political rifts
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Nov 16, 2022 01:19
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Cuttlefush posted:everyone loves the cia crank/conspiracy guy though. this is how you mend political rifts youre not wrong
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Nov 16, 2022 01:20
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Karl Barks posted:Just kidding, I tell my family of the importance of JDPON, their role in the world as the Amerikkkan labor aristocracy crushing the throats of the third world proletariat, how they will all be justifiably put against the wall in the name of the dictatorship of the proletariat, and to pass that dang cranberry sauce! get them to read unequal exchange OP
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Nov 16, 2022 01:21
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Smythe posted:alientate your family and friends by planting a grenade / IED in the turkey carcass and killing them in a huge explosion lol. also shrapnel. Lol
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Nov 16, 2022 01:22
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putting a crystal goblet of brazil nuts on the table and making groucho marks eyebrows at grandpa
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Nov 16, 2022 01:22
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Careen wildly between talking poo poo about democrats and republicans leaving everyone confused.
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Nov 16, 2022 01:26
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insist on doing a native land acknoledgement and then when u finish the prayer (unceded lands) amen start doing some praxis and put on a feather headress and start chopping their heads off with a tomahawk and also make the racist OWOWOWOWOOWOW sound and also have a war drum and ideally someone doing the racist hiyawatha hiyawatha chant e: realizing now this entire joke was done better in addams family values fml Smythe has issued a correction as of 01:44 on Nov 16, 2022 |
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Nov 16, 2022 01:41
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Every family got that one cousin EVERYBODY shits on, you know what I'm saying? This guy knows!
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Nov 16, 2022 01:44
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im going to pwn the poo poo out of my Dumbfuck racist uncle's by joining ISIS for half a decade and the kidnapping them while they're on vacation to ransom back to the US govt for $$$ and then executing them anyway Lol.
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Nov 16, 2022 01:51
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Smythe posted:alientate your family and friends by planting a grenade / IED in the turkey carcass and killing them in a huge explosion lol. also shrapnel. 
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Nov 16, 2022 02:10
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going to tell the family im converting to islam
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Nov 16, 2022 02:13
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bismillah al-rahman al-rahim
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AnimeIsTrash posted:going to tell the family im converting to islam tell them you want to say grace and then recite the shahada
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In Training posted:im going to pwn the poo poo out of my Dumbfuck racist uncle's by joining ISIS for half a decade and the kidnapping them while they're on vacation to ransom back to the US govt for $$$ and then executing them anyway Lol. owned
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Nov 16, 2022 02:32
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just print out quoted posts in this thread and turn them into placemats for your family
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Nov 16, 2022 02:43
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dark meat please
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Bring all your podcast gear and set up at the table, announce them as guests on your podcast, don’t consult them ahead of recording
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Smythe posted:owned Smythe seems like the kind of guy who would cut his own feet off just to make women appear taller in perspective
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Nov 16, 2022 10:00
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Cuttlefush posted:does anyone have parents/family who are very bad at cooking but insist on cooking anyway and nobody has the heart to tell them? my family has always been good at cooking food but it's such a common media trope I wonder how often it actually happens with real people. that seems worse than any politics poo poo. We’ve had some in-laws go in hard for a dieting mlm and they do poo poo like sweeten desserts with Splenda and make side dishes out of prepackaged “fuelings”. Luckily it’s a potluck this year.
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Nov 16, 2022 15:05
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Try really eloquently making arguments in favor of your ideas
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Nov 16, 2022 15:25
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pass the taters
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Badactura posted:Try really eloquently making arguments in favor of your ideas turkey makes them sleepy. thats the prime time to strike. you must advance when they are weak and retreat when they are strong. art of the dealing with relatives
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