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Homeless Friend posted:turkey makes them sleepy. thats the prime time to strike. you must advance when they are weak and retreat when they are strong. art of the dealing with relatives -Sun Tzurkey
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McCracAttack posted:Careen wildly between talking poo poo about democrats and republicans leaving everyone confused. Complain loudly about Khrushchev, defend Deng.
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every year at thanksgiving i try a new insult pulled from CCP infighting this year my dad will be the number one capitalist roader
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bring a scale model of the proposed land bridge between alaska and siberia. also bring darts, a dartboard and a photo of the former queen
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say what you will about LaRouche but he was right about the brits
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:Complain loudly about Khrushchev, defend Deng. That's just good life advice.
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Tell your inlaws you think of them as your real parents, tell your bio or step parents you hate your inlaws.
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Putting all the food on my plate and then taking it into the bedroom to play Xenoblade Chronicles 3
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im going to tell a series of tired "arguing with your family over politics at thanksgiving" jokes at my family until my uncle charlie saws my head off with the electric carving knife
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Don't have a family, easy peasy
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show up early to help with cooking, then put the turkey in the microwave and set it to run for 9 hours
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Putting all the food on my plate and then taking it into the bedroom to play Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Make sure to tell your family this is a metaphor for capitalism.
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I almost made a thread like this. I have very different political views from most of my family and it's a pain. My tips: - have a sense a humor at all times - focus on critiquing systems, not people. Calling Trump an rear end in a top hat? No. Mentioning that those GOP tax cuts that Congress passed a few years ago only went to the rich? Yes. - if they throw conspiracy theories with no evidence your way, come back with your own wacky conspiracies and ask them to disprove it - accept that you are (probably) not going to change anyone's mind if they are past their 20s
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:I almost made a thread like this. I have very different political views from most of my family and it's a pain. This.
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:I almost made a thread like this. I have very different political views from most of my family and it's a pain. didnt read
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Smythe posted:dismiss all culture war issues as drivel promulgated by the ruling class to manipulate and control the proletariat unironically the best advice. I mean, if you want to go big
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ProperGanderPusher posted:We’ve had some in-laws go in hard for a dieting mlm and they do poo poo like sweeten desserts with Splenda and make side dishes out of prepackaged “fuelings”. Luckily it’s a potluck this year. i'm a generally agreeable person and can tolerate all sorts of situations but like eight years ago at a friendsgiving, someone's sister i didn't know brought a completely fat-free spinach artichoke dip. nobody was trying it because it looked disgusting so i very conspicuously took a big bite and she immediately asked me how it was. the best i could muster was the full-larry-david "ehhhhhh" and i could see her die inside
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ProperGanderPusher posted:We’ve had some in-laws go in hard for a dieting mlm and they do poo poo like sweeten desserts with Splenda and make side dishes out of prepackaged “fuelings”. Luckily it’s a potluck this year. There are 365 days in the year. How fat you are depends on what you eat during the 355 days that are not holidays. Diet versions of holiday meals are anathema to good health.
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explain to your family that you also don't like Joe Biden, but for the Good Reasons
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593767953706921985 trump's first tweet should go out 2pm est on thanksgiving day
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either argue trump or desantis is better depending upon the score of the lions game
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Monarchy is the Best political system. The USA needs a king.
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Monarchy is the Best political system. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZFNUJeDldw English Bob is one of my all-time favorite movie characters
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i say swears online posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593767953706921985 every cspammer who does not provide proof of voting yes should be banned
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you should get banned if you have a twitter account
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Cuttlefush posted:you should get banned if you have a twitter account 
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I have two. They only last so long.
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Monarchy is the Best political system. tyranny is the traditional antidote to oligarchy
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Cuttlefush posted:you should get banned if you have a twitter account
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Monarchy is the Best political system. already has one 
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we got disinvited this year, so if we want to argue about politics we're really going to have to work at it
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spending the weekend setting up a series of Facebook chats, each specifically excluding one member of the extended family
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We don't have thanksgiving here, but I do argue with my dad because he reads WSWS a lot and so thinks China is revisionist and goes on about "Stalinism" a lot
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Food Stuff The usa makes enough food to feed it self And it can all fit in an area a bit bigger than Ohio. USA USA USA USA! https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2018-us-land-use/?leadSource=uverify%20wall The world makes enough food to feed 10 billion people https://medium.com/@jeremyerdman/we-produce-enough-food-to-feed-10-billion-people-so-why-does-hunger-still-exist-8086d2657539 Small farms are dumb. https://thecounter.org/sarah-mock-fails-to-prove-small-family-farms-are-the-future/ And farming is fake job of driving a really slow car. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITTZRqV9_WQ mazzi Chart Czar has issued a correction as of 19:23 on Nov 19, 2022 |
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Food Stuff what
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AnimeIsTrash posted:what The same time will happen to everybody else at the dinner table, total political decimation of both Conservatives and Liberals. Everybody is so loving confused when you tell people the truth. The Truth is poison, and better than any lie. And what are they going to do? Tell you to "GROW UP." They can't! You won the argument. You call them children who need to grow up!
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:See look at this mother fucker being confused. im going to bring both you and kirbykhan to thanksgiving for ultimate mental illness domination
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Uh huh... So Billy, how is your junior year going so far?
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gradenko_2000 posted:We don't have thanksgiving here, but I do argue with my dad because he reads WSWS a lot and so thinks China is revisionist and goes on about "Stalinism" a lot lmao the political rifts of the gradenko household my dad voted for trump twice
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Koishi Komeiji posted:It's very common because most people's cooking sucks rear end and it's a social taboo to say anything negative. So everyone is like "Oh this is sooooo good Karen hahaha. I didn't know you were a chef hahahah." Our family's crest reads "you bitch you do it"
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