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gradenko_2000 posted:Respiratory Syncitial Virus, otherwise known as the common cold, was literally not a big deal up until this year, but for some reason apparently large swathes of the population are seemingly exceedingly vulnerable to it this year. probably nothing 
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My tip for Thanksgiving Find the biggest guy there and knock his rear end out, after that everyone will respect you
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Crazypoops posted:My tip for Thanksgiving Everyone is pretty fed up with Cousin Rick's bullshit so this might actually work. Thanks.
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Nov 24, 2022 18:47
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Accidentally said the r slur and then the f slur right after (please don't ask im socially awkward) and four uncles lined up to shake my hand
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Cpt_Obvious posted:My brother in law likes to make offhanded racist remarks about how "the blacks" are ruining America. Last year I got annoyed enough that I told him he really needed to stop worrying about "the blacks" and worry about who's really ruining America, "the Jews". good strat
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Nov 24, 2022 19:56
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SorePotato posted:Accidentally said the r slur and then the f slur right after (please don't ask im socially awkward) and four uncles lined up to shake my hand lmfao
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Nov 24, 2022 19:57
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standing up from the kids table, strutting up to the racist uncle table, snapping my suspenders and belting out the hard R. my moment of ascension has arrived
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Nov 24, 2022 19:58
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Cpt_Obvious posted:My brother in law likes to make offhanded racist remarks about how "the blacks" are ruining America. Last year I got annoyed enough that I told him he really needed to stop worrying about "the blacks" and worry about who's really ruining America, "the Jews". And here we have the racism rollover strat that skips the entire tirade at Thanksgiving dinner *polite clapping* Thank you, we have time for chat donation shoutouts now
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Nov 24, 2022 19:59
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Smythe posted:standing up from the kids table, strutting up to the racist uncle table, snapping my suspenders and belting out the hard R. my moment of ascension has arrived
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Nov 24, 2022 20:01
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when i grow up, i wanna be the racist uncle
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Nov 24, 2022 20:02
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jumping at my uncle's door backwards to glitch into the next area (the kitchen) and avoiding his detailed explanation as to why DeSantis is the future of the Republican party
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Nov 24, 2022 20:02
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making a show of unplugging the dining room alexa before leaning in and asking if anyone knows anything about the illuminati
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Xaris posted:when i grow up, i wanna be the racist uncle "listen up nephew"
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Xaris posted:when i grow up, i wanna be the racist uncle Jon Irenicus posted:jumping at my uncle's door backwards to glitch into the next area (the kitchen) and avoiding his detailed explanation as to why DeSantis is the future of the Republican party lmao
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SorePotato posted:Accidentally said the r slur and then the f slur right after (please don't ask im socially awkward) and four uncles lined up to shake my hand lmao
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Nov 24, 2022 20:54
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like a frog in boiling water, I will mutter increasingly profane slurs at my sister's boyfriend to assess his Level
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SorePotato posted:Accidentally said the r slur and then the f slur right after (please don't ask im socially awkward) and four uncles lined up to shake my hand
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SorePotato posted:Accidentally said the r slur and then the f slur right after (please don't ask im socially awkward) and four uncles lined up to shake my hand
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Nov 24, 2022 21:32
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they'll tell you you can't put the olives on your fingers but it's not actually a rule it's just a social convention
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fosborb posted:they'll tell you you can't put the olives on your fingers but it's not actually a rule it's just a social convention if your family dont all do olive fingers find a new family
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Cuttlefush posted:if your family dont all do olive fingers find a new family after grandma died, that next Thanksgiving we all did olive fingers. it started at the kids table but pretty soon everyone was doing it and laughing so hard we could barely breathe. gently caress you grandma. we're all finally free of your bullshit
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I can’t believe no one has posted a trip report yet. At least a couple of you must have been kicked out of Thanksgiving dinner by now.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I can’t believe no one has posted a trip report yet. At least a couple of you must have been kicked out of Thanksgiving dinner by now. I went on a walk with my partners Republican dad. i like pushing his buttons by earnestly agreeing on some topics, such as the purpose of corporations being to make as much profit as possible from the labor or its employees. later he started on some rant about forest fires and how more forests need to burn and that houses near forests shouldn’t be insured. i suggested the growing population and housing crisis might lead to houses being built in unsafe places anyway. he took it from there to state the necessity of euthanasia to keep the world population under control, “especially old people.” I asked him the cutoff age and he didn’t answer, just said “people who disagree with me should be euthanized” 
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Nov 25, 2022 02:26
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Aunt got drunk, broke a glass, blamed it on her husband, then fell directly off folding chair into broken glass mid-blame. Otherwise normal night.
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Nov 25, 2022 03:32
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My night was pretty nice. My wife and I spent time with my family and everyone was having fun and eating good food. I also got a special celebration because it was an important nonbirthday anniversary type day a couple weeks ago that we forgot to celebrate:]
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Nov 25, 2022 03:45
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Accidentally said the r slur and then the f slur right after (please don't ask im socially awkward) but nobody lined up to shake my hand and it was really awkward and I thought I was going to pass out
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Nov 25, 2022 04:28
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I passed out larouchite literature again and no one pushed my head into the gravy like last year
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Nov 25, 2022 04:32
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my dad told me we’re not allowed to troll anymore kuz someone got super salty last year so it was pretty uneventful
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Nov 25, 2022 04:33
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my dad is like 74 years old and does the “you know bad thing? guess what … I think it’s good lol” and it’s really funny but we’ll not anymore. too illegal. rip
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Nov 25, 2022 04:34
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Cpt_Obvious posted:My brother in law likes to make offhanded racist remarks about how "the blacks" are ruining America. Last year I got annoyed enough that I told him he really needed to stop worrying about "the blacks" and worry about who's really ruining America, "the Jews". lmao, this is great
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Nov 25, 2022 04:37
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Cpt_Obvious posted:My brother in law likes to make offhanded racist remarks about how "the blacks" are ruining America. Last year I got annoyed enough that I told him he really needed to stop worrying about "the blacks" and worry about who's really ruining America, "the Jews". This is like hacking honestly
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Nov 25, 2022 04:40
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I watched Arrested Development with my family. The closest thing resembling an argument was my brother trying to explain to me the Jungian archetypes found in Star Wars
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CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN posted:I watched Arrested Development with my family. The closest thing resembling an argument was my brother trying to explain to me the Jungian archetypes found in Star Wars What are they?!
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Nov 25, 2022 06:28
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no clue i was kinda tuning him out, he's one of those prequel defenders
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Sorry to hear about all your sadsack thanksgivings but I just made out like a bandit! Just immediately interrupted peepop's's prayer with a land acknowledgement. Showed all my nieces and nephews a few minutes of my legend of galactic heroes torrents before meemaw noticed. And then just sat in the living room like a boss waiting for any opponents foolish enough to be ensnared by my cspam tempered wits. I was basically this guy except I was winning thanksgiving arguments against my relatives all night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Oo58D-Fls8 but yeah hey sorry, your republican dad was really cold and he didn't hug you after your meltdown. Don't worry there's always next year.
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Nov 25, 2022 06:35
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The upside about not having a dad is that he can’t be a Republican
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CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN posted:no clue i was kinda tuning him out, he's one of those prequel defenders Please ask him to email you the list.
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I'm playing Doom Eternal with my brother sister and dad while they play their own games (gow rag, Zelda game, hades) and we're all trading jokes and having a nice time
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Lol doom eternal weapons rule. All the guns feel like I'm actually shooting guys with actual guns. And exploding enemies rules. Same with the exploration.
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Trip Report: my wife skipped her family video thingy, I appeared in her stead so our toddler can be on camera for the 3 hour webcam thingy. During this time she made reddit AItA and OffMyChest posts. I had a nice 5 minute call on speakerphone with my mom and my baby giggled for her and that made me p happy. Since last night wife has been following me around the house reading the responses. I ask her, less and less politely each time, to stop telling me about her posts. I thought I could endure any and all abuse she could hurl at me, but I now realize it is time to 
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