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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 19 MNF GDT: Eagles, Commies, Apathy
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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Welp, game's over. Good thread everyone.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
lol

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

Carribean Jerk, Lemon Pepper (dry rub), Korean BBQ, and bacon-wrapped shrimp from Portland Fried Chicken Cult. For some reason I thought I was being clever ordering 3 different flavors of 6 wings tonight.

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iamsosmrt
Jun 14, 2008

 92%

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Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

 drat that guy was fast. holy poo poo he got to the QB in a hurry.

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 over/under for this GDT is at 4 pages

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UltraShame
Nov 6, 2006

Vocabulum.
I will never call them the Washington Commanders

To me they are still the Washington Football-Based Sports Franchise because they are owned by petulant idiots

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aarstar
Mar 7, 2004
 kelce looked a little gimpy

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 lmao yes bury dan snyder forever right here and now

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 i hope kelce is ok

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 Who could play well knowing Dan Snyder is their boss?

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Bring me the Vikings and the giants

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Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
get bent, washington

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UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
eagles plan today needs to be sack wentz until they hit the NFL record

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 I want them to destroy the giants existentially

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003

UCS Hellmaker posted:

eagles plan today needs to be sack wentz until they hit the NFL record
Wentz is out unfortunately

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 But they should still sack Wentz I agree with that part

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

shyduck posted:

Wentz is out unfortunately

You know what? I'll still allow it.

FAKE EDIT: drat you!

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 that's the second time a Leno's been torched today

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Oh hell yeah that insane MNF animated version of the Eagles coach

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

fartknocker posted:

Oh hell yeah that insane MNF animated version of the Eagles coach

top quality production

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 This CGI would look right at home in Food Fight.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 I want the giants to lose so bad they have to leave New York

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Android Apocalypse posted:


Carribean Jerk, Lemon Pepper (dry rub), Korean BBQ, and bacon-wrapped shrimp from Portland Fried Chicken Cult. For some reason I thought I was being clever ordering 3 different flavors of 6 wings tonight.

Jealous.

Group is fighting a bunch of fish people in an underwater temple or I would be watching this!

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Blitzing is so passe. Teams should try to blintz more instead.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Huh, I already missed a score.

Washington's OL looks kinda hilarious in these uniforms. Just giant fat white ghosts blocking people (or trying to).

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

AndrewP posted:

that's the second time a Leno's been torched today
I appreciated the hell out of this joke

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I hope Brian Robinson gets to play for a good team some day.

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

euphronius posted:

I want the giants to lose so bad they have to leave New York

The New York Football Giants were forced to leap through time, righting wrongs and hoping they may return home.

*Daniel Jones looks in the mirror, he is Matt Ryan. The score is 28-3.*

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Also I choose to believe that roughing the kicker was a called play and more teams should do it

"okay guys, this team we're playing is dogshit, utter trash. If they try to kick it you're gonna go hit their punter, got it? We keep 'em in until they fumble"

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

AndrewP posted:

over/under for this GDT is at 4 pages

I'd like to double down.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Mad at Snyder for using the Brian Robinson shooting to try and distract from his many crimes.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
that was a drop but it very nearly was a fumble

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 I do like Washingtons helmets

The matte color looks nice on tv

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Darius Slay is the name of a horror film storyline I wrote once about an ancient Persian emperor who comes back for revenge.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
lmao an entire slideshow about how heinecke sucks everywhere he goes

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

AndrewP posted:

over/under for this GDT is at 4 pages

You underestimate our ability to shitpost

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Eagles missing Jordan Davis a lot

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
gdi eagles can you stop playing down to your opponent

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 McLaurin is cool

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