madlibs v. 3: you got yer adjective in my noun

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Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

12. blunts

# ? Nov 25, 2022 02:51

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 09:46

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

13. fish

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# ? Nov 25, 2022 04:09

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

10. lecherously

# ? Nov 25, 2022 04:13

Stoner Sloth

9.669

# ? Nov 25, 2022 12:13

Activia: Status: caterpillar
Goal: some kind of neat moth

4. prairie dog

thanks deep dish peat moss for the Pomelo Princess!

# ? Nov 25, 2022 20:45

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

1. rubbery
2. chungus
3. Whopper Jr.�
4. prairie dog
5. cries
6. caress
7. to chop
8. gently
9. geoduck
10. lecherously
11. motherfucking HP Deskjet printer
12. blunts
13. fish

Now we wait . . . :suspense:

# ? Nov 25, 2022 21:24

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

# ? Nov 25, 2022 21:27

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Nov 25, 2022 22:03

Goons Are Gifts

Let's go!!! Please listen to the song while reading it goes together thanks

You're walking with your blunts
There's no one around and your phone is rubbery (again)
The chungus of your Whopper Jr.(R) warns you and you spot him
(Shia LaBeouf)

He's following you, about thirty prairie dogs back
He cries, down on all fours, he breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
(Shia LaBeouf)

You caress your car, but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now, but gently and yet lecherously you can chop your geoducks on his face
My God, there's a motherfucking HP Deskjet printer!
Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf
He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia LaBeouf
Lurking in the shadows
motherfucking HP Deskjet printer superstar, Shia LaBeouf
Living for the blunts, Shia LaBeouf
Killing for sport, Shia LaBeouf
Eating all the fish
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf

# ? Nov 26, 2022 09:05

Ass-penny

my god, there's a motherfucking HP Deskjet printer

# ? Nov 26, 2022 09:44

Heather Papps: hello friend

Ghouls are Ghastly posted:

Living for the blunts, Shia LaBeouf
Killing for sport, Shia LaBeouf
Eating all the fish
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf

i think i could be friends with this version of shia

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 26, 2022 20:48

Ass-penny

c'mon Shia, save some walleye for the rest of us

# ? Nov 26, 2022 21:06

Ass-penny

mmmmmmm let's see how this plays out

1. noun
2. ~~number~~ 58008
3. ~~plural noun~~ loving giants from Valhalla
4. someone ITT
5. noun
6. ~~verb (past tense)~~ wanked
7. ~~body part~~ taint
8. ~~a city~~ Intercourse, PA
9. ~~noun~~ bozo
10. verb (past tense)
11. ~~adjejctive~~ lackadaisical
12. ~~verbing~~ lurking
13. ~~a job~~ byob moderator
14. verb

Ass-penny fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Nov 27, 2022

# ? Nov 26, 2022 21:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

8. Intercourse, Pennsylvania

# ? Nov 26, 2022 21:48

Heather Papps: hello friend

13 - byob moderator

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 26, 2022 22:31

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

6. wanked

# ? Nov 26, 2022 22:35

Finger Prince

7. Taint

# ? Nov 26, 2022 22:56

Shifty Nipples

2. 58008

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Nov 26, 2022 23:43

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

12. lurking

# ? Nov 27, 2022 00:18

Goons Are Gifts

3. loving GIANTS FROM VALHALLA!!!

you can decide if loving is a Verb or adjective here

# ? Nov 27, 2022 00:25

Activia: Status: caterpillar
Goal: some kind of neat moth

11. lackadaisical

thanks deep dish peat moss for the Pomelo Princess!

# ? Nov 27, 2022 02:45

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

9. bozo

# ? Nov 27, 2022 03:18

Ass-penny

Areola Grande posted:

9. bozo

ok, John Mulaney

# ? Nov 27, 2022 03:25

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rear end-penny posted:

ok, John Mulaney

I think u mean Mac aka Rob MacElhenny

:coolfish:

# ? Nov 27, 2022 03:31

Ass-penny

I meant what I said :colbert:

you couldn't pay me to watch always sunny, god that show makes me want to die

# ? Nov 27, 2022 04:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

hot take

# ? Nov 27, 2022 06:04

Ass-penny

my life has been endless people telling me how good the show is, and no matter how many episodes they show me I just don't get it :shrug:

it's fine, nothing is for everyone. lmao I listen to noise :bravo2:

# ? Nov 27, 2022 07:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

10. felched

# ? Nov 27, 2022 08:34

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

5. octopus

# ? Nov 27, 2022 15:20

Stoner Sloth

4. Areola Grande

# ? Nov 27, 2022 15:56

Ass-penny

we only need one noun and one verb now! :siren:

let's gooooooo friends, and I can post this before I go to work.

# ? Nov 27, 2022 21:15

Finger Prince

14: post

# ? Nov 27, 2022 21:26

Activia: Status: caterpillar
Goal: some kind of neat moth

1. flapjack

thanks deep dish peat moss for the Pomelo Princess!

# ? Nov 27, 2022 22:04

Goons Are Gifts

Should post this during work tbh :colbert:

# ? Nov 27, 2022 22:45

Ass-penny

Ghouls are Ghastly posted:

Should post this during work tbh

lol I sent myself the solution text in an email in anticipation.

Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a flapjack about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad’s. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over 58008 years. Hopefully, you’ll never have to experience this yourself, but when two loving giants from Valhalla are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Areola Grande would be talking right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I’m talking to you, Butch. I got something for you.

This octopus I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was wanked in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make taint octopus'. Up till then people just carried pocket octopus'. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Areola Grande on the day he set sail for Intercourse, PA. It was your great-grandfather’s bozo octopus and he wore it every day he was in that bozo. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the octopus off, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it felched until your granddad Dane Areola Grande was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this octopus to your granddad for lackadaisical luck. Unfortunately, Dane’s luck wasn’t as lackadaisical as his old man’s. Dane was a Marine and he was killed, along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was lurking death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a byob moderator on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to post to his infant son, who he’d never seen in the flesh, his gold octopus. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his dad’s gold octopus.

# ? Nov 28, 2022 00:40