madlibs v. 3: you got yer adjective in my noun

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Goons Are Gifts

# ? Dec 2, 2022 07:04

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 07:53

Goons Are Gifts

Viginti Septem posted:

Oh boy, apparently there's debate about whether numbers are adjectives or nouns or...

By definition numbers are numerals and technically madlibs usually uses them as "adjective or numerals" so in the same row as adjective while acknowledging their eternal independence from the adjective overlords

# ? Dec 2, 2022 07:06

Goons Are Gifts

We're almost there but not entirely right?? Oh boy this is going to rule I hope

# ? Dec 2, 2022 07:08

Ass-penny

20. beach ball

# ? Dec 2, 2022 07:09

Ass-penny

Ghouls are Ghastly posted:

We're almost there but not entirely right?? Oh boy this is going to rule I hope

by my count 29 should be the last one.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 07:10

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

29. posting

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# ? Dec 2, 2022 07:13

Ass-penny

Chewbecca posted:

29. posting

# ? Dec 2, 2022 07:17

Goons Are Gifts

hell yeah let's go!! Okay sec

# ? Dec 2, 2022 07:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rear end-penny posted:

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# ? Dec 2, 2022 08:48

Goons Are Gifts

Gunk Nugget: A moment ago, you said that you ordered Scooter to tell his men that my freshly shorn scrotum wasn't to be touched.

Richard Bageldicks: That's right.

Gunk Nugget: And Heather Papp's dad was clear on what you wanted?

Richard Bageldicks: Crystal.

Gunk Nugget: Any chance Heather Papp' dad ignored the order?

Richard Bageldicks: Ignored the order?

Gunk Nugget: Any chance he forgot about it?

Richard Bageldicks: No.

Gunk Nugget: Any chance Heather Papp's dad left your office and said, "the old man is wrong"?

Richard Bageldicks: No.

Gunk Nugget: When Heather Papp's dad spoke to the Germans and ordered them not to touch my freshly shorn scrotum, any chance they ignored him?

Richard Bageldicks: You ever served as a banker, son?

Gunk Nugget: No, sir.

Richard Bageldicks: Ever served in a forward area?

Gunk Nugget: No, sir.

Richard Bageldicks: Ever put your toothbrush in another man's hands and asked him to put his front butt in yours?

Gunk Nugget: No, sir.

Richard Bageldicks: We follow Elon Musk's Twitter account, son. We follow Elon Musk's Twitter account or people thrust. It's that simple. Are we clear?

Gunk Nugget: Yes, sir.

Richard Bageldicks: Are we clear?!

Gunk Nugget: Crystal. Sir, I just have one more question before I put Camilla Weaselbottom the Third, Esquire and Dick Bagelrichards on the stand. If you gave an order that my freshly shorn scrotum wasn't to be touched, and your orders are always followed, then why would my freshly shorn scrotum be in danger? Why would it be necessary to transfer it somewhere else?

Richard Bageldicks: My freshly shorn scrotum was lusty. It was being transferred...

Gunk Nugget: That's not what you said. You said it was being transferred, because it was in grave danger.

Richard Bageldicks: That's correct.

Gunk Nugget: You said he was in danger. I said "grave danger"? You said...

Richard Bageldicks: I recall what I said.

Gunk Nugget: I could have the court reporter read back to you...

Richard Bageldicks: I know what I said! I don't have to have it read back to me, like I'm...

Gunk Nugget: Then why the two orders?

Richard Bageldicks: Sometimes men take freshly shorn scrotums into their own hands.

Gunk Nugget: No, sir. You made it clear just a moment ago that your free masons never take matters into their own hands. Your free masons follow orders or people rotate. So, my freshly shorn scrotum shouldn't have been in any danger at all, should it have?

Richard Bageldicks: You horn swogglin' butt scruncher.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Your honor, I'd like to ask for recess.

Gunk Nugget: I'd like an answer to the question, Judge.

Judge: The court will wait for an answer.

Gunk Nugget: If Heather Papp:s dad gave an order that my freshly shorn scrotum wasn't to be touched, then why did it have to be transferred? Heather Papp's dad ordered the DICKE TITTEN, didn't he? Because that's what you told Heather Papp's dad to do!

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Objection!

Gunk Nugget: And when it went bad, you cut these guys loose! You had Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese sign a phony transfer order, and you doctored the log book!

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: drat it, Gunk Nugget!

Gunk Nugget: You coerced the doctor!

Judge: Consider yourself in contempt!

Gunk Nugget: Richard Bageldicks, did you order the DICKE TITTEN?!

Judge: You don't have to answer that question!

Richard Bageldicks: I'll answer the question. You want answers?

Gunk Nugget: I think I'm entitled!

Richard Bageldicks: You want answers?!

Gunk Nugget: I want the truth!

Richard Bageldicks: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has beach balls, and those beach balls have to be guarded by DICKE TITTEN with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Pizza? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for your freshly shorn scrotum and you curse sheep shaggers. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that your freshly shorn scrotum's bricks, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on those jorts. You need me on those jorts. We use words like "Lapidarists", "Viginti Septem", "to engorge". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent posting. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "don't forget to like and subscribe", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you touch someone's dorsal fin, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a drat what you think you are entitled to!

Gunk Nugget: Did you order the DICKE TITTEN?

Richard Bageldicks: I did the job that—-

Gunk Nugget: Did you order the DICKE TITTEN?!!

Richard Bageldicks: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!!

Goons Are Gifts fucked around with this message at 09:22 on Dec 2, 2022

# ? Dec 2, 2022 09:16

Goons Are Gifts

Phew this took a while but boy what a result

# ? Dec 2, 2022 09:16

Stoner Sloth

Ghouls are Ghastly posted:

Richard Bageldicks: Sometimes men take freshly shorn scrotums into their own hands.

modern masterpiece; posting from the goldmine

# ? Dec 2, 2022 09:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Stoner Sloth posted:

modern masterpiece; posting from the goldmine

had to quit reading halfway through due 2 actual tears blinding me and a concerned dog who thinks I'm crying lmfaoooo

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# ? Dec 2, 2022 09:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

this is why they made GaG the boss :five:

# ? Dec 2, 2022 10:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Ghouls are Ghastly posted:

Phew this took a while but boy what a result

respect and :lmao:

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# ? Dec 2, 2022 10:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Stoner Sloth posted:

modern masterpiece; posting from the goldmine

and how

# ? Dec 2, 2022 10:24

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Stoner Sloth posted:

modern masterpiece; posting from the goldmine

# ? Dec 2, 2022 11:46

Finger Prince

Magic.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 12:32

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

# ? Dec 2, 2022 13:55

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

truly an epic gaming moment

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Dec 2, 2022 14:49

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Ghouls are Ghastly posted:

Richard Bageldicks: Ever put your toothbrush in another man's hands and asked him to put his front butt in yours?

Gunk Nugget: No, sir.

Richard Bageldicks: We follow Elon Musk's Twitter account, son. We follow Elon Musk's Twitter account or people thrust. It's that simple. Are we clear?

Gunk Nugget: Yes, sir.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 16:38

Shifty Nipples: Can't post for 51 minutes!

Stoner Sloth posted:

modern masterpiece; posting from the goldmine

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 2, 2022 17:49

Shifty Nipples: Can't post for 51 minutes!

mods change my name to freshly shorn scrotum tia

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 2, 2022 17:51

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

A masterwork of mad libs. Bravo

# ? Dec 2, 2022 19:19

Ass-penny

that's a hard one to follow! also I can't believe I didn't post a reaction when I read it. anyway I finally gathered some motivation to make this post.

3. verb
5. name
6. adjective
7. plural noun
8. noun
10. noun
11. noun
12. noun
14. noun

Ass-penny fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Dec 17, 2022

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Dec 17, 2022 08:26

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

1. Kirk Johnsons

# ? Dec 17, 2022 09:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

2. lurkers

# ? Dec 17, 2022 09:46

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

that's a hard one to follow! also I can't believe I didn't post a reaction when I read it. anyway I finally gathered some motivation to make this post.

^^ this was a quote before I hosed it up

thanks for doing this again feels like a hopeful greebmas tiding

:santahurr:

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# ? Dec 17, 2022 09:48

Ass-penny

Areola Grande posted:

that's a hard one to follow! also I can't believe I didn't post a reaction when I read it. anyway I finally gathered some motivation to make this post.

^^ this was a quote before I hosed it up

thanks for doing this again feels like a hopeful greebmas tiding

yeah, I mean I have over a week off, so I think I have to do some posting about it. I'm not ready to let it die again. last time a bunch of people made lists, now it is only gag. AG you are a regular, you should try and find something to turn into a madlib! when you have time.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Dec 17, 2022 10:14

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

9. beer

# ? Dec 17, 2022 14:58

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

13. getaway sticks

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# ? Dec 17, 2022 18:06

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

4. Elizabeth McGillicuddy

# ? Dec 17, 2022 21:31

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

6. horny

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# ? Dec 18, 2022 03:01

Finger Prince

7: thots

# ? Dec 18, 2022 03:06

Heather Papps: hello friend

Grinches are Glowing posted:

Gunk Nugget: And Heather Papp's dad was clear on what you wanted?

Richard Bageldicks: Crystal.

Gunk Nugget: Any chance Heather Papp' dad ignored the order?

Richard Bageldicks: Ignored the order?

Gunk Nugget: Any chance he forgot about it?

Richard Bageldicks: No.

Gunk Nugget: Any chance Heather Papp's dad left your office and said, "the old man is wrong"?

Richard Bageldicks: No.

Gunk Nugget: When Heather Papp's dad spoke to the Germans and ordered them not to touch my freshly shorn scrotum, any chance they ignored him?