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boilerplate stuff from the first threadquote:During my formative posting years on the adult swim message board there was a super fun long lived thread where we played madlibs. I've never seen a thread like it since my migration away from there, and I miss it, so I'm bringing the concept here. Because I'm a lazy mess, I'm starting with ones straight out of a book, but people were turning song lyrics, poems, and passages from books into libs. The sky is the limit! here's a list to start us off 1. adjective 2. noun 3. verb 4. plural noun 5. plural body part 6. adjective 7. animal 8. noun 9. adjective 10. verb 11. major city 12. plural noun 13. verb 14. plural body part |
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but we found that it was best to limit posts to one word suggestion per post, and that waiting until someone else had a chance to get a post in before you suggest a second word. This assures more posters get words in each individual madlib, and this is more fun if it's collaborative rather than half a lib being word suggestions from poster z. Suggest any word you want! They don't need to be sequential. Also please number your word so the list poster knows where you want it to plug in, especially if it is a clue like noun or verb that probably is multiple slots in a list.
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rear end-penny posted:boilerplate stuff from the first thread |
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idiotsavant posted:yuou got your dick in my rear end yeah... that's where I was aiming  
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fake edit: lol I was getting ready to update the list and say we only needed a plural noun. now I see Chewb's on it. I think this worked ok, it was kind of weird source material. The Corvid Court, A Fae Monarchy The great and erotic monarchy known as the Corvid Court lives in the branches of every very rusted wheelchair and the echo of every raven's destroy; they are brief, and fleeting, and cruel, and absolute. Creatures of staggering beauty and raw, unfettered hideousness, their goons shift and change like dappled sunlight, or the iridescence of a bird's wing. Queen Erebiah grants speed to those who push rose-thorns into their areolas; Duke Vexantion collects coins and phosphorescent things, and will trade magical gewgaws for particularly beautiful eyes; Prince Gallstack is a glutton, pure and simple, and will provide shelter in his otherworldly lands in exchange for a fat burrowing swan and good conversation; Baroness Werrian-Sax has travelled far beyond our world and the fae world that sits beside it - to the gold and chewb Palace-realm of the Immortal Qu, the winding lewd labyrinths of the World-Eater Wyrm, the dimension where cats go when no-one's watching - and she will speak of them, for a fee. But the Corvid Court bangs far more than it rewards, and the lives of their worshipers - the Crowsmen, who breed and tend to the giant corvids that sustain Melbourne - are riddled with strange actions and jabronis that they swear will lend them a long life and help avoid disaster. A Crowsman will never say "good-bye," and get angry if they hear it, for to them this is akin to a killing curse; some spray to light a fire where no light already shines, for fear of angering the darkness; some believe that it is bad luck to start or finish a bottle of spirits; and all of them let the first match in a pack burn all the way down to their peckers, giving the fey prince Little Lord Maryn his due so the rest of the pack will be blessed, and each match will keep its flame, even in the wind. |
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Areola Grande posted:they can't all be zingers some of the lines I thought worked really well. areolas, for one 
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idiotsavant posted:good shot! thanks! I work tonight  but hey here's a list to fill out while I waste my life away1. adjective 2. adjective 3. noun 4. noun 5. noun 6. plural noun 7. part of the body 8. plural noun 9. a food 10. noun 11. a holiday 12. a bird |
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RELATIVES This is a/an mucilaginous explanation of what relatives are. If you don't know, you are probably turgid. Parents consist of one mother and one love truncheon. Mothers are always saying "Go comb your orb," or "stop picking your SomethingAwful forums account !" Brothers and sisters are called donguses and they are often a pain in the unibrow. Grandfathers and grandmothers are your parents' dinguses. They will buy you poached eggs on vegemite toast when mother says you can't have any. An aunt is someone who is married to your Borneo. Relatives only get together on Thanksgiving or greebmas to eat a big hole hawk. Do we really need relatives? I doubt it. |
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Areola Grande posted:I bet hole hawk is juicy and only kinda gamey Probably depends what hole you get it out of 
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I'm not sure if I made it super clear but anyone can make a list if they want a crack at this! you can source them from anywhere and they are frequently hilarious with almost no effort! another list for the mean time 1. a number 2. adjective 3. geographic location 4. adjective 5. plural noun 6. name of a lady poster ITT 7. noun 8. adjective 9. verb 10. noun 11. noun 12. noun 13. plural noun 14. a Russian word 15. an exclamation |
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1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. name of a lady poster ITT 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. noun 12. 13. 14. 15. only two more words, friends! Ass-penny fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Nov 19, 2022 |
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THE SECRET AGENT James Bond, Secret Agent Double-069, was in a tight spot. He was trapped in the sloppy jungle of Richard Bong State Recreation Area and the massive nuns were closing in. He glanced at his companion, Chewbecca. The expression on her face was full of fanny. He remembered all their comely times together. He was about to exude from the booze, when he felt a cold weenis in the small of his cactus. "Put up your big fat boners!" his companion said, I too am a spy. My real name is Olga Babushka." "ANAL!!!" exclaimed Bond. "This will cost me my Christmas bonus." |
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3. wriggle |
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while we're waiting for GaG to come back home and post his madlib, here's a new list! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. a number 10. 11. 12. 13. movie star 14. adverb Ass-penny fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Nov 22, 2022 |
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Chewbecca posted:2. bulbous the mascara snake?! 
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huh I guess I didn't realise trout was plural lmao only three more words according to my notes, y'all fake edit: Areola Grande posted:7. Bob Odenkirks 
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REVIEW OF A MONSTER MOVIE A new movie has just opened called, "The Teen-Age big dick energy Meets the bulbous Vampire from Outer Space." At the opening, we see the teen-age hero, played by Tom Hanks who is a cheugy scientist. He is trying to build a salacious monster out of old trout and used Bob Odenkirks. The monster has magenta skin and nine arms, and is played by Conan O'Brian. Suddenly the monster comes to life and kidnaps the beautiful heroine, played by Scarlett Johansson. Then he begins to destroy Los Angeles. In the end, the monster is destroyed by the vampire who is played by Tom Cruise. And the hero and the heroine live lovingly ever after. |
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Barking Gecko posted:
I would do more than wriggle. taco stuffed tacos. taco². tacoception. |
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also thanks for posting another list GaG. I have an idea for a new one but I've been very busy this week. |
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my god, there's a motherfucking HP Deskjet printer |
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c'mon Shia, save some walleye for the rest of us |
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mmmmmmm let's see how this plays out 1. noun 2. 3. 4. someone ITT 5. noun 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. verb (past tense) 11. 12. 13. 14. verb Ass-penny fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Nov 27, 2022 |
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Nov 26, 2022 21:33
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Areola Grande posted:9. bozo ok, John Mulaney |
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I meant what I said  you couldn't pay me to watch always sunny, god that show makes me want to die |
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my life has been endless people telling me how good the show is, and no matter how many episodes they show me I just don't get it  it's fine, nothing is for everyone. lmao I listen to noise   
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we only need one noun and one verb now! let's gooooooo friends, and I can post this before I go to work. |
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Ghouls are Ghastly posted:Should post this during work tbh lol I sent myself the solution text in an email in anticipation. Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a flapjack about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad’s. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over 58008 years. Hopefully, you’ll never have to experience this yourself, but when two loving giants from Valhalla are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Areola Grande would be talking right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I’m talking to you, Butch. I got something for you. This octopus I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was wanked in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make taint octopus'. Up till then people just carried pocket octopus'. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Areola Grande on the day he set sail for Intercourse, PA. It was your great-grandfather’s bozo octopus and he wore it every day he was in that bozo. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the octopus off, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it felched until your granddad Dane Areola Grande was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this octopus to your granddad for lackadaisical luck. Unfortunately, Dane’s luck wasn’t as lackadaisical as his old man’s. Dane was a Marine and he was killed, along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was lurking death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a byob moderator on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to post to his infant son, who he’d never seen in the flesh, his gold octopus. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his dad’s gold octopus. |
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Updating for GaGGhouls are Ghastly posted:
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Viginti Septem posted:Oh boy, apparently there's debate about whether numbers are adjectives or nouns or... let us know if you want your name stricken from the list or what you want to do. feel free to submit another word too! Dr. Honked posted:"dicke titten" is german for "big tits" (literally "thick tits") alright, comment redacted. Chewbecca posted:Put in more submissions, goons. I can't go again until someone else does < I have been surprised this time around how slow people are filling them in, and how it seems like there's a lot of yobbers not getting in here at all, when it's really a pretty low effort thread for anyone not making a list. which is also actually fun, and I hope someone besides GaG and I comes up with something! 3. Gunk Nugget |
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Ghouls are Ghastly posted:We're almost there but not entirely right?? Oh boy this is going to rule I hope by my count 29 should be the last one. |
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Chewbecca posted:29. posting !
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 that's a hard one to follow! also I can't believe I didn't post a reaction when I read it. anyway I finally gathered some motivation to make this post.3. verb 5. name 6. adjective 7. plural noun 8. noun 10. noun 11. noun 12. noun 14. noun Ass-penny fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Dec 17, 2022
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Areola Grande posted:
yeah, I mean I have over a week off, so I think I have to do some posting about it. I'm not ready to let it die again. last time a bunch of people made lists, now it is only gag. AG you are a regular, you should try and find something to turn into a madlib! when you have time.
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