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15. Anal!!
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this is a spy movie I can get into
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Nov 19, 2022 09:48
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Alright let's do this I got one: 1. Adjective 2. Foods (plural) 3. Verb 4. Common Saying 5. Noun 6. Foods (plural) 7. Color 8. Something you can ride 9. Animal 10. Person
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Sorry sorry sorry wait I'm doing it I'm doing it now!!
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Today I went to my favorite Taco Stand called the wonky penis worm. Unlike most food stands, they cook and prepare the food inside your schlong while you wriggle. The best thing on the menu is the KFC coleslaw green goon zipline, which is a Hamburger looking precisely like it sounds. Instead of ground beef they fill the taco with a huge load of tacos, cheese, and top it off with a salsa made from Lunchables(tm). If that doesn't make your mouth water, then it's just like Dorothy from The Golden Girls always says: Call me moose meat and chop me up!
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Nov 22, 2022 11:24
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I can see the wriggling schlongs. Let's go for more this is good 1. Adjective or numeral 2. Noun 3. Noun 4. Noun 5. Verb, present, 3rd p. Sing. 6. Verb, present participle 7. Verb, infinitive 8. Adverb 9. Noun 10. Adverb 11. Noun 12. Noun, plural 13. Noun, plural
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Let's go!!! Please listen to the song while reading it goes together thanks You're walking with your blunts There's no one around and your phone is rubbery (again) The chungus of your Whopper Jr.(R) warns you and you spot him (Shia LaBeouf) He's following you, about thirty prairie dogs back He cries, down on all fours, he breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you (Shia LaBeouf) You caress your car, but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now, but gently and yet lecherously you can chop your geoducks on his face My God, there's a motherfucking HP Deskjet printer! Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia LaBeouf Lurking in the shadows motherfucking HP Deskjet printer superstar, Shia LaBeouf Living for the blunts, Shia LaBeouf Killing for sport, Shia LaBeouf Eating all the fish Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
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Nov 26, 2022 09:05
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3. loving GIANTS FROM VALHALLA!!! you can decide if loving is a Verb or adjective here
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Nov 27, 2022 00:25
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Should post this during work tbh 
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Nov 27, 2022 22:45
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Okay I got a big one bear with me folks this is special, I hope this works out 1. A name 2. A body part 3. Another name 4. Yet another name 5. A member of your family 6. A group of people 7. a job 8. Something you own 9. A body part 10. Something you follow 11. A Verb 12. A name 13. A name 14. Adjective 15. A group of people 16. Verb 17. An insult 18. Name of a celebrity 19. Name of a politician 20. Noun 21. A body part, plural 22. A food 23. A group of people 24. Noun, plural 25. Noun, plural 26. Noun 27. Noun 28. Verb, infinitive 29. Verb, present continuous 30. A common Saying 31. Yet another body part
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Viginti Septem posted:Oh boy, apparently there's debate about whether numbers are adjectives or nouns or... By definition numbers are numerals and technically madlibs usually uses them as "adjective or numerals" so in the same row as adjective while acknowledging their eternal independence from the adjective overlords
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Dec 2, 2022 07:06
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We're almost there but not entirely right?? Oh boy this is going to rule I hope
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Dec 2, 2022 07:08
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hell yeah let's go!! Okay sec
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Dec 2, 2022 07:23
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Gunk Nugget: A moment ago, you said that you ordered Scooter to tell his men that my freshly shorn scrotum wasn't to be touched. Richard Bageldicks: That's right. Gunk Nugget: And Heather Papp's dad was clear on what you wanted? Richard Bageldicks: Crystal. Gunk Nugget: Any chance Heather Papp' dad ignored the order? Richard Bageldicks: Ignored the order? Gunk Nugget: Any chance he forgot about it? Richard Bageldicks: No. Gunk Nugget: Any chance Heather Papp's dad left your office and said, "the old man is wrong"? Richard Bageldicks: No. Gunk Nugget: When Heather Papp's dad spoke to the Germans and ordered them not to touch my freshly shorn scrotum, any chance they ignored him? Richard Bageldicks: You ever served as a banker, son? Gunk Nugget: No, sir. Richard Bageldicks: Ever served in a forward area? Gunk Nugget: No, sir. Richard Bageldicks: Ever put your toothbrush in another man's hands and asked him to put his front butt in yours? Gunk Nugget: No, sir. Richard Bageldicks: We follow Elon Musk's Twitter account, son. We follow Elon Musk's Twitter account or people thrust. It's that simple. Are we clear? Gunk Nugget: Yes, sir. Richard Bageldicks: Are we clear?! Gunk Nugget: Crystal. Sir, I just have one more question before I put Camilla Weaselbottom the Third, Esquire and Dick Bagelrichards on the stand. If you gave an order that my freshly shorn scrotum wasn't to be touched, and your orders are always followed, then why would my freshly shorn scrotum be in danger? Why would it be necessary to transfer it somewhere else? Richard Bageldicks: My freshly shorn scrotum was lusty. It was being transferred... Gunk Nugget: That's not what you said. You said it was being transferred, because it was in grave danger. Richard Bageldicks: That's correct. Gunk Nugget: You said he was in danger. I said "grave danger"? You said... Richard Bageldicks: I recall what I said. Gunk Nugget: I could have the court reporter read back to you... Richard Bageldicks: I know what I said! I don't have to have it read back to me, like I'm... Gunk Nugget: Then why the two orders? Richard Bageldicks: Sometimes men take freshly shorn scrotums into their own hands. Gunk Nugget: No, sir. You made it clear just a moment ago that your free masons never take matters into their own hands. Your free masons follow orders or people rotate. So, my freshly shorn scrotum shouldn't have been in any danger at all, should it have? Richard Bageldicks: You horn swogglin' butt scruncher. Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Your honor, I'd like to ask for recess. Gunk Nugget: I'd like an answer to the question, Judge. Judge: The court will wait for an answer. Gunk Nugget: If Heather Papp:s dad gave an order that my freshly shorn scrotum wasn't to be touched, then why did it have to be transferred? Heather Papp's dad ordered the DICKE TITTEN, didn't he? Because that's what you told Heather Papp's dad to do! Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Objection! Gunk Nugget: And when it went bad, you cut these guys loose! You had Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese sign a phony transfer order, and you doctored the log book! Jeffrey of YOSPOS: drat it, Gunk Nugget! Gunk Nugget: You coerced the doctor! Judge: Consider yourself in contempt! Gunk Nugget: Richard Bageldicks, did you order the DICKE TITTEN?! Judge: You don't have to answer that question! Richard Bageldicks: I'll answer the question. You want answers? Gunk Nugget: I think I'm entitled! Richard Bageldicks: You want answers?! Gunk Nugget: I want the truth! Richard Bageldicks: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has beach balls, and those beach balls have to be guarded by DICKE TITTEN with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Pizza? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for your freshly shorn scrotum and you curse sheep shaggers. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that your freshly shorn scrotum's bricks, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on those jorts. You need me on those jorts. We use words like "Lapidarists", "Viginti Septem", "to engorge". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent posting. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "don't forget to like and subscribe", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you touch someone's dorsal fin, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a drat what you think you are entitled to! Gunk Nugget: Did you order the DICKE TITTEN? Richard Bageldicks: I did the job that—- Gunk Nugget: Did you order the DICKE TITTEN?!! Richard Bageldicks: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!! Goons Are Gifts fucked around with this message at 09:22 on Dec 2, 2022
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Phew this took a while but boy what a result
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powerful now I feel inspired once again
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