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Most likely when you were a kid your parents were very adamant on you not swallowing. Very insistent that you spit it out and your parents maybe even have told you that it would stay in your stomach for 7 years or other such nonsense. But really what is the actual harm to swallowing your gum instead of spitting it out somewhere? Spitting it out often leads to incredibly nastiness with gum left in all sorts of places instead of just being digested and poo poo out.
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Nov 16, 2022 21:59
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Gum is only harmful if you're too eager and accidentally swallow a soggy cigarette butt instead of that sweet pavement chew. Remember, fellow gum scavengers: Inspect before you ingest!
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Nov 16, 2022 22:13
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chewing cum or bubble cum? swallow
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Nov 16, 2022 22:14
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Where's the choke button...
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Nov 16, 2022 22:20
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Gum is made of rubber and not biodegradable
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Nov 16, 2022 23:03
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Das Boo posted:Where's the choke button... back of the throat
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Nov 16, 2022 23:05
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PISS!!! PISS!!! PISS!!!
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Nov 16, 2022 23:05
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If you swallow bubblegum you can later blow it out your rear end
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Nov 16, 2022 23:09
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*plastic man enters thread* I've been swallowing my gums for years with no detrimental effects *turns body into giant umbrella and flies of by opening and closing the umbrella repeatedly, also pinching nose painfully every time the umbrella is collapsed*
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Nov 16, 2022 23:14
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i used to stick my gum under the table. i stopped chewing gum awhile ago, and i wouldn't stick it under the table now because some poor underpaid and over-yelled-at nerd is going to have to scrap it off, but during my gum chewing career i learned nearly every table, chair, or bench in a public space usually already had a bunch of gum stuck to it.
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Nov 16, 2022 23:18
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My folks told me that if I made a face amd the wind changed my face would be stuck like that forever. Who knows what else those loving lying piece of poo poo bastards made up Also, swallow 
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Nov 17, 2022 00:32
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Been a long minute since anyone's swallowed my gum 
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Nov 17, 2022 00:33
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There once was a maiden from Stoneberry Hollow She didn't talk but she could sure swallow
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Nov 17, 2022 00:34
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When I was a kid I wanted to see what would happen if I chewed the whole roll of Bubble Tape at once. Well it turns out the resulting blob was too big for my mouth and then I leaned over the trash can and made a "blough" sound and it just landed in there like a big gooey purple rock made of broken dreams.
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Nov 17, 2022 09:28
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My parents viewed chewing gum as bourgeois decadence and i couldn't have any Had my first on my 18th birthday. Spat it out immediately because it was indeed bourgeois decadence. Mom and dad were pretty smart.
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Nov 17, 2022 09:41
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It will grow into a gumtree in your belly if you swallow it, OP
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Nov 17, 2022 10:35
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CPL593H posted:When I was a kid I wanted to see what would happen if I chewed the whole roll of Bubble Tape at once. Well it turns out the resulting blob was too big for my mouth and then I leaned over the trash can and made a "blough" sound and it just landed in there like a big gooey purple rock made of broken dreams. I hope your blowjob game as an adult is better than this.
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Nov 17, 2022 21:35
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Nov 17, 2022 22:09
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Don’t swallow gum and eat chili dogs. 
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Nov 17, 2022 22:35
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"Spitters are quitters." - Socrates
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Nov 18, 2022 02:34
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I love big titties!
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Nov 18, 2022 06:32
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Nov 18, 2022 06:49
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Nov 18, 2022 06:50
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BigBadSteve posted:I hope your blowjob game as an adult is better than this. Fortunately it is.
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Nov 18, 2022 18:36
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it's time to chew rear end and kick bubblegum and I'm all outta gum
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Nov 18, 2022 18:42
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We have a "No Gum policy" at our school. I used to have a huge jar on my desk, and when a kid was caught with gum, I'd make them spit it out into the jar. By the end of the year it would be getting full and pretty gross. Finally one student asked me why I was saving all the gum. Without hesitation I said: "I recycle it!" Student: "You... recycle it?" Me: "Yep! Sell it back to the gum manufacturers! Gum is basically plastic with sugar and flavoring added. I sell it back to them, they wash it, melt it down again, add more sugar and flavor, re-form it into sticks and sell it again." Student: "They recycle gum????" Me: "Yeah! Back in my day gum was usually white or light gray. Over the years they have had to add coloring agents, because so much of the gum is coming back stained after being recycled over and over. Still chewy, just discolored. Bubble gum has always been pink, so they can separate those pieces out because bubble gum has more rubber than plastic in it." Student: "..." To back up my claim, I went so far as to come up with a concept for a video I would post on YouTube. It would be a 1960s-era industrial film titled "Chewing Gum Recycling: A Food Industry Success Story". I had the concept, and part of a script and storyboards when COVID hit and I sort of lost interest, due to a lack of resources and time.
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Nov 18, 2022 19:28
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Genesplicer posted:We have a "No Gum policy" at our school. I used to have a huge jar on my desk, and when a kid was caught with gum, I'd make them spit it out into the jar. By the end of the year it would be getting full and pretty gross. Finally one student asked me why I was saving all the gum. Without hesitation I said: "I recycle it!" You are a treasure, old man! I feel like a typical student would be skeptical at first, but your details certainly add verisimilitude to the conceit, so I could see kids asking their parents about it and parents being very confused, possibly even doubting themselves. E. There should be more harmless lies in the world
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Nov 18, 2022 19:49
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A buddy of mine said he ate a whole bunch of gum in one sitting and later poo poo out a log of pure gum.
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Nov 18, 2022 20:03
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A Strange Aeon posted:You are a treasure, old man! That's why I wanted to make the video. When some kid called me on my claim, I could point them to the "old" video and use it to back me up.
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Nov 18, 2022 20:37
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"and because it's on YouTube, it must be true".
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Nov 19, 2022 03:02
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My partner and I generally spit our gum into a tissue bound for the trash can after a long jawing session. We plan on using the foil wrappers for household fuse repair.
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Nov 24, 2022 08:06
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Juicy Fruit gum is rated for 2 amps. Just a tip from me to you.
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Nov 24, 2022 22:47
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My dad always used to say “never chew a wad of gum bigger than your butthole” Words to live by
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Dec 10, 2022 15:04
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thought this thread was going to be about when you snort and get a big booger down from your nose into your mouth and have to decide whether to swallow it or spit it out. answer is the same though (put it behind ear)
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Dec 10, 2022 16:28
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:My partner and I generally spit our gum into a tissue bound for the trash can after a long jawing session. We plan on using the foil wrappers for household fuse repair. Wierd, we eat the foil and use the gum to fix leaking pipes
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Dec 10, 2022 16:30
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Swallowing gum feels really weird though. Like I felt like I could feel it going in my stomach somehow whenever I did it. The real answer is to put it under your bed post overnight and just keep chewing the same flavorless wad every day. Then you don't have to worry about ever disposing of it!
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Dec 10, 2022 17:50
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Use it for a condom. Bazooka Joe is best for this.
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Dec 10, 2022 22:40
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Dixville posted:Swallowing gum feels really weird though. Like I felt like I could feel it going in my stomach somehow whenever I did it. wtf
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Dec 10, 2022 22:42
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It's true there's a song about it and everything
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