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It's contest time people. You knew it was coming because I freaking love giving away the meagre scraps I am allowed to impart to you as a mod. To participate in the game, please post in this thread with a rivals dot com pun for a player of your choice. If you need inspiration please feel free to use this guide Before the opening game, all posters in this thread will be assigned a team at random. At the end of the tournament, you will win a prize if your team: -Wins the world cup -Is the worst team (determined by lowest points, then worst goal difference in the event of a tie) -Scores the fastest goal -Has the worst disciplinary record (1 point for each yellow, 2 for a red) -Is involved in the highest scoring game (to be settled on goal disparity in the event of a tie, so a 5-0 scores higher than a 4-1) The prize will be either this rare never awarded TRP gangtag:  OR one of the other TRP gangtags OR if someone wants to knock up a special Qatar one you can have that OR a free av. You literally don't need any football knowledge to win this game (so TRP regulars like myself will be well suited). the sex ghost fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Nov 17, 2022 |
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SUPER SWEEP ROSTER OF CHAMPIONS abuse culture.- France Adhemar - Poland Akbar - Spain Alctel - Mexico Average Lettuce - Wales Backdoor Delivery - Serbia Barry Shitpeas - Ecuador belgend - Iran Big Black Dick - Uruguay Blasmeister - Japan Bogan Krkic - Uruguay Brass Hand - Ecuador britishbornandbread - Cameroon Carrier - Germany Cart - Saudi Arabia Christe Eleison - Saudi Arabia Dell_Zincht - Netherlands devildragon777 - Senegal E Depois do Adeus - Costa Rica Eau de McGowan - Japan Edward Mass - South Korea eleven extra elephants - USA Elliptical Dick - Ghana Fentry - USA Frankston - Blegum FullLeatherJacket - Argentina Giant Metal Robot - Germany Gigi Galli - Australia Greazeball - Blegum Hegay - Portugal ilmucche - England Insurrectionist - Costa Rica jesus WEP - Portugal JingleBells - England joepinetree - Cameroon Jose - Poland King of False Promises - Croatia L.H.O.O.Q. - Croatia Literally Lewis Hamilton - Senegal Loving Africa Chaps - Blegum Luigi Thirty - Denmark Mainwaring - Australia Masonity - Brazil McFlurry Fan #1 - Germany meephistopheles - Netherlands Mickolution - Morocco Mr. Mambold - Australia Mrenda - Uruguay Myssu - Qatar NinpoEspiritoSanto - Serbia NuclearSpoon - Morocco paddyboat - Canada Poonior Toilett - Canada Psyer - Tunisia Redczar - Denmark ScottyJSno - Wales scourgeofthe7bees - Canada sebzilla - Switzerland Shrapnig - Wales shut up blegum - Brazil stab - Ghana sticksy - Spain Stiev Awt - Iran Strawman - Argentina TdepressionEarl - Canada The Perfect Element - Switzerland the rat fandom - Tunisia the sex ghost - Mexico Tortilla Maker - South Korea UnderFreddy - Spain Ungratek - Qatar vyelkin - Denmark Wazzerphuk - Qatar webmeister - France Zisky - Morocco the sex ghost fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Nov 23, 2022 |
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My favourite rivals dot com pun is Farten Stekelenturd
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Jesse binguard isn't at this world cup because he's a fraud
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Christian Poolisic
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Also for the avoidance of doubt this is not a 32 poster limit if we get to that point - multiple posters can have the same team and be in with a chance of winning
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̶p̶o̶o̶i̶s̶ ̶s̶h̶a̶m̶i̶l̶t̶o̶n̶ Poois Van Gaal
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Eric Dire
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Put this in the OP, OP. https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2022/nov/16/world-cup-2022-player-profiles-qatar-match-ratings
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Shrapnig posted:Put this in the OP, OP. Done.
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Pervert Estupidman
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bookayo sakass jordan pigford (is also his birthname) UnderFreddy fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Nov 17, 2022 |
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Marcus Trashford
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This might've been funnier in my head
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Eduardo Cumvagina
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Virgin Van Dyke
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Leymar Poonior
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Brazil's front line will include 26. Gabriel Fartinelli - the smelliest of The Gabriel's 18. He-doesn't-look-a-thing-like Jesus 25. Pedo 10. Gaybar 11. Crapinha
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Poonaldo's time to shine (on TV tonight)
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Poussoufa Poupoopoo
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Eric (really is actually) dire!!
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gonna be an Abu (anybody but USA) hate them all especially the doubly lame walker zimmerframe
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The Perfect Element posted:Eric (really is actually) dire!! 831 players and you did a repeat.
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Craptiano Poonaldo
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pee-bin shitorrhea pooinyour toilett
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Ángel Di Mierda
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*checks Qatar squad* Karim Poodiaf
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Nico Shitinback
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ilmucche posted:pooinyour toilett lol
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Cuntiano Poonaldo
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Fagner
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Harry Maguire
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I swore to leave the rivals.com puns behind me, but I will relapse for prizes Pisstian Nogoals will lead Denmark to WC glory (quarters exit) from the midfield
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Duhwin Pooñez
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more like Gareth Fail you can use this on either Gareth tbh
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John Stoner.
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