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Moving your body around and exerting lots of energy releases chemicals that feel really nice. You can go for a brisk walk in the park, or join a sports team and meet lots of new people who like to do the same thing while enjoying the spirit of competition. You could also dance to a song you like 
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Happiness tip: https://twitter.com/lu2000k/status/1592003534111019009
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Going to work and pooping for one hour is also nice
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SorePotato posted:Going to work and pooping for one hour is also nice That's actually a sign of colon cancer
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happiness tip: listen to Winds of Change by The Scorpions and think about your Father
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Big exercise is lying to you! You can get the same feel good chemicals by simply doing drugs. Notice how bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m "forgets" to mention going for a jog or joining a sports team requires you to buy expensive running shoes, athletic balls, etc. You gotta follow the money. The government doesn't want you to know about drugs.
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Nov 17, 2022 17:01
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Canny athletes combine drugs with physical exercise. They don't call it marching powder for nothing!
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Karl Barks posted:That's actually a sign of
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Happiness Tip: Destroy your enemies
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Kill 'em with kindness
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what, me happy?
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My favourite physical activity is to jerk off. It helps you feel good and helps with cardio vascular fitness.
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Nov 17, 2022 21:08
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Weka posted:My favourite physical activity is to jerk off. It helps you feel good and helps with cardio vascular fitness. Jacking off helps prevent prostate cancer, so shootin some goo should definitely be part of your wellness routine if you're a goo shooter
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Happiness Tip: purge your body of toxins, by any means necessary
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everyone in the world should do yoga, tbh i dont, but i should
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Listen to your gut! Your stomach contains a variety of good bacteria and enzymes you need to process and absorb nutrients from food. If it's telling you not to drink 10 beers every night while you post, consider abstaining or summing up every other night to give your belly a break!
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Taste the rainbow! A varied diet containing foods of different colors and shapes can improve the quality of your poops, brain, and life!
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Animal-Mother posted:everyone in the world should do yoga, tbh Yoga is a lot of fun
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happiness tip - minding your own goddamned business feels good
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Karl Barks posted:That's actually a sign of colon cancer lol
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drop a bowling ball on your dick to feel good
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Karl Barks posted:That's actually a sign of colon cancer It's a sign of hanging out in my own little room and listening to other dudes poo
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Just got out of the gym. Thread title is objectively wrong.
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Just finished work. Off to the gym. Feeling like a boy scout- physically fit, mentally something, and morally straight.
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NeatHeteroDude posted:Just finished work. Off to the gym. Feeling like a boy scout- physically fit, mentally something, and morally straight. Smythe posted:drop a bowling ball on your dick to feel good
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NeatHeteroDude posted:Just finished work. Off to the gym. Feeling like a boy scout- physically fit, mentally something, and morally straight. This is not a happiness tip
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Presto posted:Just got out of the gym. You don't have to go to the gym if you don't want to. I love going to the gym, but you can also try bike riding or spinning in a circle to get your heart rate up
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Non Happiness Tip/Meta Thread Discussion: just feel like there should be some kind of tag we could use to mark post that aren't happiness tips in this thread. also, wondering where the other happiness tips went? not cool if they are being deleted, please fix this
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Nov 18, 2022 05:20
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Ha, penis tip.
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WrasslorMonkey posted:Ha, penis tip. heres a tip: shut up scumbag
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:You don't have to go to the gym if you don't want to. I love going to the gym, but you can also try bike riding or spinning in a circle to get your heart rate up I can get my heart rate up by reading posts about league of legends in the Games forum; why would I go to the gym?
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Shifty Nipples posted:happiness tip - minding your own goddamned business feels good Seconding this. It's dramatically more difficult to make others do things they don't want to than it already is for oneself. Even if you care about someone dearly and their (for an example relevant to my experience) physical activity and diet are seriously giving them health problems exacerbated by aging, there is little you can accomplish by trying to countermand opposing viewpoints on health they have. Just appreciate the interactions you have with folks, and do kind things for them they actually appreciate. You'll have better interactions and will be better able to spend the time you have with said loved ones.
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lumpentroll posted:heres a tip: shut up scumbag 
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bedpan posted:I can get my heart rate up by reading posts about league of legends in the Games forum; why would I go to the gym? You don't need a loving gym https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL2ah56SlH8&t=33s
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:This is not a happiness tip Whoops, I double posted instead of editing 😅 Don't forget, you only live once! In the coming weeks, consider taking a small risk for a massive reward. Now is the perfect time to see a musical, join an improv class, work with a personal trainer, or visit an old friend.
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thechosenone posted:Seconding this. It's dramatically more difficult to make others do things they don't want to than it already is for oneself. Even if you care about someone dearly and their (for an example relevant to my experience) physical activity and diet are seriously giving them health problems exacerbated by aging, there is little you can accomplish by trying to countermand opposing viewpoints on health they have. 
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thechosenone posted:Seconding this. It's dramatically more difficult to make others do things they don't want to than it already is for oneself. Even if you care about someone dearly and their (for an example relevant to my experience) physical activity and diet are seriously giving them health problems exacerbated by aging, there is little you can accomplish by trying to countermand opposing viewpoints on health they have. This is an excellent tip. Some people aren't ready to make changes to their diet or lifestyle, and that's okay! Explain that you love them no matter how they look or what they like, and try to spend time doing things you both enjoy. edit: If you can't find a bowling ball or your dick is too small, a similar effect can be achieved by 30 minutes of High-Intensity Interval Training, otherwise known as HIIT! Set a timer for 30 seconds and engage in vigorous exercise until the timer goes off. Now you rest for 1-2 minutes. Switch back and forth during intervals until 30 minutes have passed! If you're just starting out, consider increasing your break time to 3 minutes or take a 4-minute break after every 10 minutes of work. NeatHeteroDude has issued a correction as of 06:48 on Nov 18, 2022 |
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