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Heather Papps: hello friend

your friend sk posted:

[to someone not woke] allllt-righty then!

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# ? Nov 20, 2022 20:24

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:28

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

if the joker was �woke� he would say some crazy poo poo id imagine

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# ? Nov 20, 2022 23:04

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

watho posted:

if the joker was �woke� he would say some crazy poo poo id imagine

Like what?

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# ? Nov 20, 2022 23:22

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Viginti Septem posted:

Like what?

�pronouns�

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# ? Nov 20, 2022 23:34

Heather Papps: hello friend

"would you like to know how i got these scars? however if you have a particular sensitivity to stories involving knives and blood you may not want to hear it, and i respect that"

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# ? Nov 20, 2022 23:43

alexandriao

Dirty Harry Got Woke

quote:

Nothing wrong with shooting, as long as the right people get shot. and by "the right people", I mean rich people, i.e. the bourgeoisie, and not fine working class citizens like you or me. Furthermore—

quote:

District Attorney Rothko: You're lucky I'm not indicting you for assault with intent to commit murder.

Harry Callahan: What?

Rothko: Where the hell does it say that you've got a right to kick down doors, torture suspects, deny medical attention and legal counsel? Where have you been? Does Escobedo ring a bell? Miranda? I mean, you must have heard of the Fourth Amendment. What I'm saying is that man had rights.

Callahan [crying, slamming his fist into the table]: Well, I'm all broken up about that man's rights!

Too much is always not enough!

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# ? Nov 21, 2022 01:14

alexandriao

quote:

Harry Callahan: Opinions are like assholes — they take a lot of toilet paper to deal with but mine is squeaky clean!

Too much is always not enough!

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# ? Nov 21, 2022 01:21

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

They call me MISTER Tibbs! (he/him)

# ? Nov 21, 2022 07:15

FutonForensic

ash from army of darkness: good? bad? I'm the guy that's woke

# ? Nov 21, 2022 07:31

itry

Heather Papps posted:

# ? Nov 21, 2022 07:58

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

FutonForensic posted:

ash from army of darkness: good? bad? I'm the guy that's woke

lmfao

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# ? Nov 21, 2022 08:26

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the good, the bad, and the woke

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# ? Nov 21, 2022 13:26

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

tuco: there is a spectrum of people in the world

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# ? Nov 21, 2022 13:27

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He's woke, and you triggered him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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# ? Nov 21, 2022 14:57

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

There's nothing wrong with Vogon poetry.

# ? Nov 21, 2022 15:17

tutankhalmond

freddy kreuger crawling up to the side of my body while i'm locked in sleep paralysis: ...I know, i know, it's a real condition, I saw that netflix show about it. have you thought about trying an edible? even if it's just cbd nothing psychoactive. i'm old school so warm milk still works for me, but learning that the majority of adult humans are lactose intolerant really made me realize what kind of bubble i was living in, maybe that's what I should be using these claws to burst

# ? Nov 21, 2022 15:21

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

hello, amanda, i�d like to play a game. if you don�t want to that�s fine you�re free to leave any time but i thought you�d might enjoy it. i don�t wanna overstep any boundaries or anything. also i�m woke.

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# ? Nov 21, 2022 15:34

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

THE POWER OF WHATEVER GOD YOU PRAY TO COMPELS YOU!

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# ? Nov 21, 2022 15:47

idiotsavant

Dr. Honked posted:

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He's woke, and you triggered him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

# ? Nov 21, 2022 16:49

idiotsavant

Woke Sonic: Gotta get woke!!

# ? Nov 21, 2022 17:02

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

bell! bell, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin hooks. You know that new framework for intersectional feminism you're looking for? Well, listen to this!

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# ? Nov 21, 2022 20:51

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How Wonderful! posted:

bell! bell, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin hooks. You know that new framework for intersectional feminism you're looking for? Well, listen to this!

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# ? Nov 22, 2022 05:36

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

tyler durden: you are not your car. you are not your khakis. life and morality and social mores and structures are meaningless. racism is still bad though. i am woke.

# ? Nov 22, 2022 07:24

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

Morpheus: Wake up neo

Neo: I am woke

Trinity: He's starting to believe

# ? Nov 22, 2022 07:26

Farecoal: There he go

How Wonderful! posted:

bell! bell, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin hooks. You know that new framework for intersectional feminism you're looking for? Well, listen to this!

# ? Nov 22, 2022 20:25

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

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# ? Nov 22, 2022 20:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

Barco Fiesta posted:

Morpheus: Wake up neo

Neo: I am woke

Trinity: He's starting to believe

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# ? Nov 22, 2022 20:55

Ass-penny

How Wonderful! posted:

bell! bell, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin hooks. You know that new framework for intersectional feminism you're looking for? Well, listen to this!

# ? Nov 22, 2022 21:14

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Barco Fiesta posted:

Morpheus: Wake up neo

Neo: I am woke

Trinity: He's starting to believe

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# ? Nov 22, 2022 21:14

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE

Barco Fiesta posted:

Morpheus: Wake up neo

Neo: I am woke

Trinity: He's starting to believe

# ? Nov 22, 2022 21:59

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

How Wonderful! posted:

bell! bell, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin hooks. You know that new framework for intersectional feminism you're looking for? Well, listen to this!

Barco Fiesta posted:

tyler durden: you are not your car. you are not your khakis. life and morality and social mores and structures are meaningless. racism is still bad though. i am woke.