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i seriously look down on people who hate seafood i mean lmao an absolute incredible self own
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You Are A Elf posted:Casino here has an endless seafood night on Tuesdays. For $45, you can gorge on as many oysters as you want along with other bivalves, king crab legs, several types and preparations of fish, and a fuckload of other things from the sea. $45 per person to eat quality seafood from quality chefs is pretty choice. My mouth would water like Homer Simpson
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You Are A Elf posted:Casino here has an endless seafood night on Tuesdays. For $45, you can gorge on as many oysters as you want along with other bivalves, king crab legs, several types and preparations of fish, and a fuckload of other things from the sea. $45 per person to eat quality seafood from quality chefs is pretty choice. You're in AZ right? Me too. Which casino?
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Nov 21, 2022 05:53
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there used to be a lady who owned a smokery out by Tillamook. her smoked oysters were outrageously delicious. now she's dead and her shop is gone.
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Sir Nose posted:You're in AZ right? Me too. Which casino?  Casino Del Sol in Tucson. unknown butthole posted:My mouth would water like Homer Simpson The quality is sumptuously delicious. It’s not something I would do often, but for $45 I mean you get your money’s worth with just the first plate.
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Nov 21, 2022 06:00
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Yeah I definitely chew up oysters. The most I’ve ever eaten was 3 dozen at once and I could easily have done triple that. I love them raw in the shell or on a saltine with either hot or cocktail sauce  are they always eaten raw, or do more civilised people eat them cooked?
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Nov 21, 2022 06:17
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One, OP. Because oysters are gross.
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You Are A Elf posted:
Thanks! Don't know when I'll make it down there on a Tuesday, though...
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Nov 21, 2022 06:35
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BigBadSteve posted:
how overweight are you ill let you round town to the nearest gently caress you
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BigBadSteve posted:
Wait till you hear about sucking on the geoduck’s tube
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Chinatown posted:how overweight are you 6'2. 206lbs. how overweight are you?
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You Are A Elf posted:Casino here has an endless seafood night on Tuesdays. For $45, you can gorge on as many oysters as you want along with other bivalves, king crab legs, several types and preparations of fish, and a fuckload of other things from the sea. $45 per person to eat quality seafood from quality chefs is pretty choice. Skip the oysters, just eat those crab legs.
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Nov 21, 2022 06:40
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Skip the oysters, just eat those crab legs. 
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Nov 21, 2022 06:42
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Chinatown posted:how overweight are you Good point, I bet sucking down lots of raw salty snot out of clam shells would be good for weight loss.
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Nov 21, 2022 06:48
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Idk but I want to find out. Who wants to split a case
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BigBadSteve posted:Good point, I bet sucking down lots of raw salty snot out of clam shells would be good for weight loss. lmao what a pathetic manchild
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Nov 21, 2022 06:50
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Oh and RAW buffet oysters?  I need to know more
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I have an oyster knife and (don't really) know how to use it
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there used to be this place that opened up near my old apartment that was like an oyster bar where like the idea was you got oysterand and scotch and you ate theoysters with the scotch as like a chaser i guess and then the hipster rear end waiter told me that you were supposd to eat the oyster and then pour the scotch into the oyster shell so it mixed with the oyster brine and then drink it out of the shell and it was like $9+ for an oyster and $12+ per scotch and it didnt last very long lol
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i asked myself this exact same question a few years ago. A friend and I were trying to figure out the "oyster limit" and at first we went to a restaurant with happy hour oysters. The Oyster Limit there was 48 because after that they wouldn't sell me any more. Then I went to a seafood market and bought my own oysters and learned that my limit for home oysters is much lower because shucking them sucks rear end and I'm bad at it. I never did learn the oyster limit but I'm glad to see other people other there taking a stab at solving this one of life's great mysteries.
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at what point do you get gout??
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Once when I was a kid my dad and me were stomping around the cove near our house. He dug up some kind of bivalve, either an oyster or more likely some kind of clam, like a cherry stone. He popped that bitch open with his little pen knife right there on the low tide zone and slurped that dang thing up like it was a tasty treat. There were signs everywhere that said "Don't Eat the Shellfish" because the cove was so polluted. He also took me near the train tracks and we would have to duck down when the trains went by, and that's probably why I am afraid to go near trains. Remeber: The oyster is Nature's Life Straw sucking up poop and oil blobs and toxic waste and junk and now YOU'RE eating all their gross meat, and like they say, "though the flavor may thrill, the oysters will kill" hope the claims casino was worth it! YUCK!
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Chinatown posted:i seriously look down on people who hate seafood i mean lmao an absolute incredible self own I live in Atlantic Canada and I can literally see the ocean from my house. During fishing season you can buy fresh, as in caught that day, seafood from fishermen selling their wares from the back of their pickup truck in a gas station parking lot. We are world-famous for our lobster and Malpeque oysters. I really don't like seafood. I'm fine with a boiled lobster once or twice a year, and haddock, but anything really briny or fishy can gently caress right off. Salmon? Gross. Oysters? Never tried them because fishy snot can gently caress right off. Canuckistan fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Nov 21, 2022 |
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Love to eat slimey morsels that literally evolved to suck the poo poo out of the ocean
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BigBadSteve posted:
You can eat them cooked if you’re a giant baby who can’t eat real food, sure Baked oysters with cheese and stuff are also tasty
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A place near me used to have dollar oysters on Tuesdays and I’d easily eat two dozen
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if you want a great dirty oyster raw bar, try this place if you're ever in the florida panhandle. they have the best grouper and shrimp as well https://www.yelp.com/biz/hole-in-the-wall-seafood-apalachicola
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Nooner posted:there used to be this place that opened up near my old apartment that was like an oyster bar where like the idea was you got oysterand and scotch and you ate theoysters with the scotch as like a chaser i guess and then the hipster rear end waiter told me that you were supposd to eat the oyster and then pour the scotch into the oyster shell so it mixed with the oyster brine and then drink it out of the shell and it was like $9+ for an oyster and $12+ per scotch and it didnt last very long lol i went to a dumbass place like that in New Hope, NEKTAR, it was a whiskey bar with "tapass" but also just looked like a restaurant and my wife and I went once when it just opened and we ordered scallops as an appetizer for like $18 and it was one scallop cut into 6 pieces
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Colonel Cancer posted:Love to eat slimey morsels that literally evolved to suck the poo poo out of the ocean 
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you know that song where she's like: "you go for oyster, I go for erster" nobody says "erster". And if they do, I'll kill them with my bare hands. actually that whole song is enraging. I'm just enraged.
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The world is an oyster locked in its shell. You like the taste but can't stand the smell.
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Nooner posted:there used to be this place that opened up near my old apartment that was like an oyster bar where like the idea was you got oysterand and scotch and you ate theoysters with the scotch as like a chaser i guess and then the hipster rear end waiter told me that you were supposd to eat the oyster and then pour the scotch into the oyster shell so it mixed with the oyster brine and then drink it out of the shell and it was like $9+ for an oyster and $12+ per scotch and it didnt last very long lol what a terrible thing to do to an innocent dram of scotch
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bartok posted:The world is an oyster locked in its shell. You like the taste but can't stand the smell. I don't know if he still does but I saw Jawbreaker in 2019 and the main guy says he teaches creative writing at a community college not super far from me. I wanted to have the guy from Jawbreaker as a creative writing teacher but I never followed up with it.
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I think you know my answer. 
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a group of oysters is called a bed or an oyster reef. they don't have a cool group name like a crash of rhinos. they're delicious on a cracker with hot sauce and bacon. but they're lame because of this fact.
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i could eat infinite fried oyster poboys.
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I sleep nude in an oyster shell which I believe gives me sexual powers!
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I have two uncles that like oysters. One is good, one is evil. Good uncle will BBQ oysters on the half shell. A bit of lemon juice and a dab of cocktail sauce as they come off the grill and its like food from the gods. Absolutely delicious. I could easily eat 30 of those things cooked that way. I never have, because of sharing, but I would in a heartbeat given the chance. Evil uncle brings a store-bought jar of raw oysters to Christmas potluck dinners whenever we get together. The slimiest, snottiest things you can imagine. He dumps them in a serving bowl and walks around offering them to everybody like its a delicacy. I've actually sprinkled in lemon juice more than one time when he wasn't looking. I'll always eat one to indulge in the grossness, and two if I've had a few beers; but that's my limit on those.
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flubber nuts posted:i could eat infinite fried oyster poboys. finally someone gets it
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I love raw oysters and my record is 36. I remember it was Valentines Day and I had the day off while my girlfriend was at work. I had been really in the mood for some oysters lately, and the seafood place down the street from me was doing buck-a-shuck that day. Seemed like a perfect opportunity. I walked into the place and sat at the bar and kept ordering oysters and vodka on the rocks. My girlfriend and I had dinner plans for Valentines that night, and I knew she'd be pissed with me if on the outside chance I got sick from the oysters. I remember reading an article that said people who have alcohol with meals have less instances of food poisoning. Although I'm not shy with raw seafood, I do eat a lot of it and food poisoning sucks. So whenever I'm pounding back oysters, or clams, or sashimi I usually have a few drinks too. Only today I think I overdid it with the vodka. I think in my head three dozen oysters sounded like a lot, but that isn't really all that much to soak up all the vodka I drank. I stumbled home and passed out on the couch. I ended up being sick from all the vodka and not the oysters. She was pissed when she came home. We are now married 
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