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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

rocks with meat inside

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

numberoneposter posted:

rocks with meat inside

Woah

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
meateor

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



naem posted:

oysters were definitely originally one of those “well, I don’t want to starve” foods

lobsters were poor people food until early in the 20th century

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I chew oysters
How about you?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Smugworth posted:

I chew oysters
How about you?

I don’t know if I “chew” oysters, but I definitely don’t go out if my way to make sure I swallow them whole every time.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Filter feeding on filter feeders that filter fed on fecal matter

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

poverty goat posted:

lobsters were poor people food until early in the 20th century

and now costco charges a goddamn arm and a leg for em

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

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ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
I can hang with oyster fans, but I won't eat more than a few raw oysters and even then only if there's some interesting seafood/hot/citrus sauce varieties to go in them. IMO they're good vehicles to get sauce flavours into your mouth but that's about it. It boggles my mind that that texture and flavour profile is somehow a delicacy.

The worst part is the little grain of sand (or broken shell?) that seems to be in every single one, without fail. Absolutely nasty, like if I told you it were impossible to make eggs without eating a tiny bit of the shell every time.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I don’t know if I “chew” oysters, but I definitely don’t go out if my way to make sure I swallow them whole every time.

Well it's one or the other, pick a lane coward!

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
Do you swish them around and squeeze them between your teeth? Gargle them?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Mister Speaker posted:


The worst part is the little grain of sand (or broken shell?) that seems to be in every single one, without fail. Absolutely nasty, like if I told you it were impossible to make eggs without eating a tiny bit of the shell every time.

This is one of the best parts of eating an oyster imo you know it’s a real good one when you get the little shell piece.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You can spit them out after if you like

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I had oysters with Tabasco sorbet once.

naem
May 29, 2011

poverty goat posted:

lobsters were poor people food until early in the 20th century

crabs and lobsters at least turn red and kind of cute after you cook them, it’s hard to dress up an oyster

oysters feel like a perpetual dare to me

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022



Oysters are stored in the balls

TrashMammal fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Nov 26, 2022

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
bump

This guy recently ate a lot of oysters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aya_TASouJM

Maybe I could do it too, wouldn't mind trying!

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