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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I love raw oysters and my record is 36.

I remember it was Valentines Day and I had the day off while my girlfriend was at work.

I had been really in the mood for some oysters lately, and the seafood place down the street from me was doing buck-a-shuck that day. Seemed like a perfect opportunity.

I walked into the place and sat at the bar and kept ordering oysters and vodka on the rocks. My girlfriend and I had dinner plans for Valentines that night, and I knew she'd be pissed with me if on the outside chance I got sick from the oysters. I remember reading an article that said people who have alcohol with meals have less instances of food poisoning. Although I'm not shy with raw seafood, I do eat a lot of it and food poisoning sucks. So whenever I'm pounding back oysters, or clams, or sashimi I usually have a few drinks too. Only today I think I overdid it with the vodka. I think in my head three dozen oysters sounded like a lot, but that isn't really all that much to soak up all the vodka I drank.

I stumbled home and passed out on the couch. I ended up being sick from all the vodka and not the oysters. She was pissed when she came home. We are now married :thumbsup:

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Smugworth posted:

I chew oysters
How about you?

I don’t know if I “chew” oysters, but I definitely don’t go out if my way to make sure I swallow them whole every time.

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