Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
3,000,000. That is too many oysters

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

unknown butthole posted:

They are so full of flavor. The sea is a bounty of flavorful meat.

I have eaten raw oysters before. It's like eating snot
salty snot

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Icochet posted:

You will meet every one of those oysters in the afterlife, so you must ask yourself how many oysters can you take in a fight

all of them. I have hands and fingers, and can survive above water.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

kntfkr posted:

you slurp it, with cocktail sauce or vinegar

there are many different types of oysters. i like cape may salts

both of my kids were conceived after gorging on oysters. i miss the blue water grill in union square

I could not make any more gross than this man said
yep. that is how you eat oysters

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dick Fontaine posted:

An oyster weighs ~1oz. An average stomach can comfortably hold ~1qt of food, and can expand to hold ~4qt of food. This suggests that ~32 oysters would be filling, but if you’re really into it and ok with being stuffed ~64 oysters would be ok. A real glutton could go for ~128 oysters. :science:

Seems like your zest for oysters is just fine OP.

gently caress you and your science

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Chinatown posted:

how overweight are you

ill let you round town to the nearest gently caress you

6'2. 206lbs. how overweight are you?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Skip the oysters, just eat those crab legs.

:hmmyes:

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply