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Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





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Chinatown posted:

i seriously look down on people who hate seafood i mean lmao an absolute incredible self own

I live in Atlantic Canada and I can literally see the ocean from my house. During fishing season you can buy fresh, as in caught that day, seafood from fishermen selling their wares from the back of their pickup truck in a gas station parking lot. We are world-famous for our lobster and Malpeque oysters.

I really don't like seafood. I'm fine with a boiled lobster once or twice a year, and haddock, but anything really briny or fishy can gently caress right off. Salmon? Gross. Oysters? Never tried them because fishy snot can gently caress right off.

Canuckistan fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Nov 21, 2022

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Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
I can just imagine what a mess barfing up 36 oysters would make. and the smell!

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

Haverchuck posted:

Speaking of stabbing don't try to use a paring knife to shuck em or youre gonna feel real fuckin stupid on the way to the emergency room! PSA!

I know someone who has a chain mail glove and a homemade jig (board + nails) for holding the oyster.

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
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Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
Do you swish them around and squeeze them between your teeth? Gargle them?

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