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Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Once when I was a kid my dad and me were stomping around the cove near our house. He dug up some kind of bivalve, either an oyster or more likely some kind of clam, like a cherry stone. He popped that bitch open with his little pen knife right there on the low tide zone and slurped that dang thing up like it was a tasty treat. There were signs everywhere that said "Don't Eat the Shellfish" because the cove was so polluted. He also took me near the train tracks and we would have to duck down when the trains went by, and that's probably why I am afraid to go near trains.

Remeber: The oyster is Nature's Life Straw sucking up poop and oil blobs and toxic waste and junk and now YOU'RE eating all their gross meat, and like they say, "though the flavor may thrill, the oysters will kill"

hope the claims casino was worth it! YUCK!

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