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Probably not, neither are daemons though. Idk, it would be interesting if they were real and maybe they are but probably not.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Not everybody's Christian, FYI. For the people talking about "heretical" this and "heretical" that. yeah this. i also always liked the muslim idea of the devil where he doesn't like god but has a bunch of rules that he has to follow and is basicaly just an extreamly hosed up prosecutor who will try to entrap you into doing bad poo poo but not directly tell you to do the actions. its more interesting then the evangelical literalism horse poo poo where satan is some magic anti god.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2022 16:59 |
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eXXon posted:Oh, so Satan is a mod? I knew it! But are angels permabanned superstar posters then? i think its more satan is an idiot king and angels are mods.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2022 17:40 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:I know this is a joke thread and all but if it wasn't the burden of proof tends to be on the person making the positive claim, not on those questioning that claim, particularly in the absence of any real reason to believe it. its a joke thread but i love weird stupid angel and daemon bullshit. i love how tons of weird goons of the early enlightenment wrote giant tomes with summoning patterns and poo poo for daemons that would like be bound to them and poo poo also what the would do and stuff. if i remember correctly, alot of it was sorta based on very very old jewish mystisim and such but then got sorta Christianized. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_demons_in_the_Ars_Goetia baal is just king charles. stolas is just an owl with long legs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lesser_Key_of_Solomon#Ars_Goetia Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Dec 4, 2022 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Marchosias appears as a winged, fire-breathing she-wolf, but will take a "more agreeable form" if asked. This more agreeable form is just a dude. I've seen no explanation for the gender change. i mean i always take on the belief of high order/hapsburg/royal daemons kinda have various forms they like and will take them depending on situation or whatever. also do daemons even have physical sex, maybe they are like ALL gender. also yeah its all bullshit but its fun. yeah, i too like Vivian's interpretation, hence the avatar. i will say her idea of hell is alot like how i viewed it. just kinda of a shittier earth where everyone is an rear end in a top hat and various other creatures live there and its kinda just sucky and violent/exploitive. also i feel like if humanity has any agency there, we have probably already conquered parts of it. Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Dec 4, 2022 |
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Bel Shazar posted:Her version sounds like Earth Yeah well, I mean it makes sense, also pretty sure Clive barkers hell is similar. Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Dec 4, 2022 |
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DarkCrawler posted:Angels in Old Testament: Literally all we do is either gently caress poo poo up or warn you that we're about to gently caress poo poo up if you don't shape up motherfucker revelations is fun because its basically the mushroom visions of some exiled dude or one of his disciples that mostly about how much poo poo Diocletian or Nero sucks and how jesus will kick the poo poo out of them.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2022 17:04 |
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BigglesSWE posted:Having read a metric ton about Paul recently, it appears to me that he didn’t even write that much about Jesus himself. Paul is the earliest Christian writing we have, but the amount of details about Jesus that he explicitly shares can be summed up with: yeah, Paul was weird loving dude. He comes off as a dude who when he gets into something, he over does it, also a loving ton of hang ups. apperently he got into tons of fights with peter and other followers who actually knew jesus and he was the one that spun it into the whole "actually he is God" stuff. honestly i find historical jesus interesting because he was some poor dirt worker who becomes a preacher and then fucks around for a couple years and then fucks up the money changers because they are polluting the temple and he is a proto zealot, he gets brutally killed in one of the worst ways possible and dies and ignoable and foregettable death. but his followers said he lived and hosed off to hevean or some poo poo. then that takes off when some dude named paul crack pings and thinks jesus is his best friend for real and is actually God. and the rest is history but with way more details. Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Dec 27, 2022 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 20:45 |
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BigglesSWE posted:There's some weirdness with the cleansing of the Temple though. i believe its supposed to be the outer outer court where you could by your sacrifices and poo poo. Jesus hated the whole complexity and purity stuff of the temple and all that poo poo and wanted more streamlined and focused on getting romans out and purifying the faith and such. John is also all about making jesus the magic godhead and i believe is the latest of the canonicals(so like 200 years after) and alot of it is meant to distance jesus from being a jewish peasent rebel/preacher and more softened for gentile/roman audiences. also the romans hated him loving poo poo up because that = rebelion against rome.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2022 16:45 |