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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Sharkie posted:

I don't know. Probably not. But I'm willing to look at the evidence. Regardless of whether they are or are not real, what do they look like and what kind of powers do they have? Which religion got closest to being right about them?

itt tell me about angels and how do I find out what my guardian angel looks like, if I have one.

According to my extensive research on the relevant historical documentary Neon Genesis: Evangelion, I can assure you that angels exist, are all trying to kill us, and we can only survive if we build gigantic robots piloted by neurotic teenagers to punch them in the face.

The robots will secretly be heavily armored lobotomized clones of angels, or replicants or something, and one of the pilot's moms will be mixed in somehow it's been a while since I watched

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

eXXon posted:

Oh, so Satan is a mod? I knew it! But are angels permabanned superstar posters then?

That would give credence to the Miltonian idea that it's better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

OwlFancier posted:

How exactly does one support the argument that angels don't exist?

I know this is a joke thread and all but if it wasn't the burden of proof tends to be on the person making the positive claim, not on those questioning that claim, particularly in the absence of any real reason to believe it.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

OwlFancier posted:

No I'm asking sincerely, if asserting that they aren't real is an unsupported argument then I would like to know how the moderation thinks it should be supported? I would concur that I do not think it needs to be in much the same way that I do not think the position that unicorns aren't real needs to be supported.

Ah, gotcha. In that case I wholeheartedly agree, it is odd that one would need to provide a supported argument on such a subject or many others like it.

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